Hey this is Funkeygirl167,

So i'm guessing if you viewd my page then you read my stories. I'm also guessing that you want to know a little bit about me so here it goes.

I'm a girl (duh)

I have a brother whos purpose in life is to anoy me and to be a genious. ( So anoying)

I have a best friend who is obsessed with story book characters like Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson and the Olimpians but she is awesome. (don't ask)

I love reading. Here is a list of my favorite books.

BOOKS

Confessions of a Closet Catholic by Sarah Darer Littman

Because of anya by Margaret Peterson Haddix

So B. It by Sarah Weeks

3 Willows the sisterhood grows by Ann Brashares

Peaches the trilogy by Jodi Lynn Anderson

Here is a really cool thing to do that I pasted from my best friend Hendie

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): scaizzle (What?)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Tiger (Tiger, Blue Tiger)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, and current street name): Rose Piccadilly Circus (odd)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): setscwis (say what?)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Fanta

YOUR ARAB NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):ctrease (sounds like shampoo)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Rose (So cool?)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lulu (so gothic?)

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:(fruit, and something that can go wrong): Lemon Dates (so true)

YOUR PIRATE NAME:(color, pirate accessory): Blue Parrot (Arrggh)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it. I know you did.

If you're a fan girl/boy (and not afraid to admit it), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever found yourself randomly singing the "Scooby Doo" theme song, copy and paste this to your profile

If you listen to Pandora, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your mom or dad thinks you spend too much time on fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile

More things I pasted from Hendie. These things are awesome check them out.

-This was from the Profile of Wisegirl112

50 Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
32. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
33. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
34. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
35. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
36. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
37. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
38. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
42. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
42. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
43. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
44. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
45. Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
46. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
47. Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
48. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
49. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
50. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
51. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
P.S. There are 50 ways but you were to busy to realize which one is messed up :)

And I copied theese from LapdogDaVinci

- If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile.
- If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.
- If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
- If you think Bella is out of her mind for considering Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. (Team Jaccob!)
- If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
- If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
- If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
- If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
- If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile
- If you love nico, copy and past this to your profile
- If you love Jacob copy and paste this into your profile
- If You Can Hurt Yourself Doing just About Anything, Copy And Paste This To your Profile

And this is from Rocky Red

-Copy and paste if...

You think the kids should just give the bunny his darn Trix already

You cried when you finished TLO

You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (PERCY JACKSON)

You've been caught for reading in class for multible times

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series- (My Camp Half-Blood shirt!)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

This was from IfOnly48

-90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

-93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, IfOnly48, Hendie

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

-Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this into your profile.(I actualy didn't but I know some people who did- Abby- I was one of the people laughing- Team JACOB!)

And this from Cassie Glitter- wow I copy and paste alot of stuff.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

Harry Potter Stuff!

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

something random that has alot of meaning!!

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!!