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Joined 05-04-08, id: 1568258, Profile Updated: 03-10-09
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Name?: I think I'll keep that to myself, thank you.

Age?: Use your imagination.

Sex?: Er, no thanks.

Fine then, smart@ss, Gender?: I am a girl.

Stereotype?: I think not caring what other people think is B.S., even it their way off, how you come off to others does mean something.

Well this is pretty anti-climactic, but my stereotype is usually "normal", boring I know. But like I said they're not always right.

Extrovert/Introvert?: Introvert.

Optimist/ Pessimist?: Pessimist. (my pic is pure irony)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be asocial.(See bottom)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

~STERYOTYPES FING SUCK!~

It used to be anti-social, but for the nth time, stop confusing 'a' and 'anti'! Anti-socials are against society, they're hostile, disruptive and antagonistic. 'A' means without (atheist, asexual, etc.)Thus, asocials are not social. Get it straight. . . Rant over.

I really do apologize for my uber annoying tendancy to start something and never finish. Awful hypocritical of me.

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FAXimum Ride: It begins HERE by DirtyZephyrAssassin reviews
Fang tries to talk to Max about feelings, but she's still in denial. Well, not for long. As Max really starts to "warm up" to Fang, something starts happening to her, and she isn't sure what is causing it. And soon they set out for another adventure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fang, Max
heaven is on fire by silentwings3495 reviews
ok, well this is a story about after the flock saves the world blah,blah, blah. They're acting like their usual selves but with a touch of teenage hormones. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Contagious by Fang lover23 reviews
Post TFW. Max and the gang are in Europe. Her and Fang try to figure out their relationship. After their 'talk', love spreads and soon it reaches other people. some language possible. T for safety. first fanfic. major FAX. Chapter 6 Pt. 2 up! I'm BACK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Crazy Things we do for Love by redroseinsanity reviews
Max has to destroy Itex's last branch. Along the way, Max and Fang do a whole bunch of crazy stuff for love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,378 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Wakey Wakey by VampiressE12B reviews
Sequal to After. Basicly it starts with revenge on fang for waking every one up, and turns into WAR! MWAHAHAHHAHAH! i've been drinking coffie again. hehe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008
Turmoil by Mystery Girl2701 reviews
This is my first Fanfiction of Maximum Ride so please don't rip into me if I do something wrong...Max is going through some serious mental problems and is really upset...all I can say is shes Hormonal, read if you want to know why...eventually Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008
Forget the Past by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
Fang narrates his experience after Jeb has abandoned them at the E-shaped house. This is meant to be an epic fiction progressing through all the series, but not touching on each and every scene described in MR. The characters will age past the MR canon.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Fang
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Just Like Flying by misa001 reviews
Set after MR4: The flock is out on another mission accompanied by a few unexpected guests. Where are they going? What's going to happen? What the hell is going on? GettingGreatReviews! More chapters to come! MaxXFang- not a one-shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
It just can't be by CrimzonMoon reviews
Somewhere inbetween romance and despair, lies Max and Fang-all because of a secret that is keeping them apart.This secret puts love through the ultimate test.But what else isn't Fang saying?Fax.Rated T for language.Set Pre-Book 4.Revamping & Revising!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Max, Fang
Saving the World, and Finding Myself by 2bamazed reviews
Max and the flock are out to stop Itex again, bringing heartache, romance and change to Max's life forever. Will Jeb succeed? Will Fang win over Max's heart? THere are character deaths involved as well as FAXNESS-please read review honestly. Thanks
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,382 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Alone Together by baby-bird7 reviews
Max and fang have been caught and they have to stay in a prison cell together with only one cot the rating may turn to m so be careful i'm really bad at summerys soo pllllleeeeaaaasssse just read it please R&R . fax iggyoc
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Lost Love Chronicles by EdwardAddict reviews
We know Max and Fang have chemistry as teenagers, right? Who's to say they didn't have the same feelings when they were younger? Join the tales of a forgotten childhood and repressed romance. DISCONTINUED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Somewhere Out There by BeautifulInsanity13 reviews
Plan C-What Max was going to do in AE if all else failed. And all else failed. The others got away, but Max got caught, just like she said she would. Four years passed. Now, Max is back, with a dark past that she won’t talk about, not even to Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
The Big C by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
Jeb calls Max and the flock in for a discussion that includes a special gift. A VERY embarrasing gift too. Fax oneshot. Sorry to burst your bubble but it isnt cancer. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
What happens next? by Amethyst-Violet reviews
Placed after 3rd book. Max has to save the world. A new group of experiments. It has a plot! Oh and lots of FAX but not all fluff. Is ITEX going down? Talking animals? A baby? Ari? Voices? Love? Brain attacks? Drama? Randomness? Oh yes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Christmas Surprises by SimplyPenAndPaper reviews
Christmass Dinner in the Martinez household. Talk about awkward. Don't forget to lock the door! 4got to put it in the story... I don't own the Fang, Max, Ella, Iggy, Gazzy, Angel, Nudge, or Dr. Martinez and Jeb...How Sad
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
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Twist reviews
Everyone knows summaries aren't easy. Thus, I shall not-so-gracefully ignore it. Max. Fang. Mostly. Light. Not serious. Don't yet ask what exactly the details are. I don't know. I'll figure it out, though. Along the way. Trust me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Max, Fang
One word reviews
Each member of the Flock ponders over their one word. The single word that can describe their personality.Fang-Silent, Max-Leader, Nudge- Talkative . . .
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Is Normal what we want? reviews
With the help of Jeb and Dr. Martinez, it is arranged for the flock to lead a normal life. But is normalcy even possible for them, and better yet, are they even sure it's what they really want? There will eventually be more Faxness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008