Claire is sick of all the sexual tension between her and Shane, but they can never seem to get any 'alone time'. Will they ever be intimate? What's going on with Myrnin? No longer a one-shot. May be **slightly** OOC.

A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.

AU 1921: Bella Swan is a long dead vampire who encounters the mysterious, golden eyed Edward Cullen on a trip through Alaska. Seven years later they meet again, in a New York City nightfall. ExB Discontinued due to NEWFOUND HATE—

Rosalie takes Emmett's jar of nuts and now he won't stop bothering everyone until he gets it back. Purely Humor with a side serving of Insanity. BeWarned: use of the word 'shut up'.