For those of you who are wondering, I am not really a carrot, nor do I endorse excessive bleaching and/or fake tans.

Truth be told, I was actually attempting to come up with something unique to use as a new internet handle. Did it work? I hope so.

I will delve into more detail regarding 'the real me,' (Which is whatever I decide to print here) and what I'm all about when I have a little more time on my hands.

Cool story?

Currently working on:

White Noise; a Borderlands story.
Brick assumes the role of leader as the Vault Hunters begin the search for his missing sister.

FFI - As Told By Red; a Final Fantasy I story
What would FFI be like if the warriors of light were not simply classes with differing attributes? What if each warrior actually had a mind of their own?

Calculate This; a Phantasy Star Portable 2 story.
An Ex-GUARDIAN's retelling of the events of PSP2.