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Joined 06-06-08, id: 1597418, Profile Updated: 07-30-08
Author has written 2 stories for CSI: New York, and CSI: Miami.

This is myfruitloop and bobbygoren14 coming together to bring you as many cool danny phantom storys and csi storys and whatevea eles we can tink of.

well if you want to get to know me then check out my page alos before i forget send us mesages 4 ideas if u can it would steller!!

Update: we have a friend joinning us!

yah well here's a conversation we had:


BobbyGoren14: hey myfruitloop wat up

MyFruitloop: nothing any ideas

BobbyGoren14: yah umm wht if we did a twlight/Csi: las Vegas

MyFruitloop: uh huh and how would that go

MyFruitloop: type dear god type

MyFruitloop: jk

BobbyGoren14: well the twlight charaters can come to las vegas and see a murder

MyFruitloop: yah well half of them can't even be in the sun

MyFruitloop: oh can edward be the murderer

MyFruitloop: um did i scare you away

BobbyGoren14: no hold on 1

BobbyGoren14: yah thats cool

BobbyGoren14: srry horatio was annoying me with his oneliners again as cool as they are

MyFruitloop: k um...im drawing a blank on the new story idea

BobbyGoren14: wht if eward and bella go on a vacation in las vegas and play the slots see a murder but the guy that gets murdered is a newly turned vamp

MyFruitloop: um one thing

BobbyGoren14: and is really hungery

BobbyGoren14: wht?

MyFruitloop: vampires are almost impossible to kill but i guess i'll have to ignore the books limits

BobbyGoren14: yah ingoring limts

MyFruitloop: guess wht?

BobbyGoren14: wht?

MyFruitloop: I'm listening to the emo sation

BobbyGoren14: nice but...damnit Gibbs noooo Tony not the dvd player McGee no i will not get off the computer hey myfruitloop do you have this much trouble with charaters

MyFruitloop: nvr

MyFruitloop: why

MyFruitloop: i usually yell and scream untill they are to afraid to argue

BobbyGoren14: cuz Tony invited the Whole team over my house now...DUCKY NO CANT DO AUTOPSY ON MY BROTHER. wht oooh nevea mind go ahead

MyFruitloop: chuckle

BobbyGoren14: yeah anthony doesnt look good oooo looks like ducky hit a magor organ

MyFruitloop: poor anthony i hope ducky dosen't go to far

BobbyGoren14: I think ill shoo them away now be4 anthony doesnt have any organs left

MyFruitloop: dokey

BobbyGoren14: so anyway got any other story ideas

MyFruitloop: yah

MyFruitloop: in this one story

MyFruitloop: yes i know i gave up the show but not the fanfiction stories

BobbyGoren14: wht is the ide?

MyFruitloop: well danny was turrned into a toddler while he was phantom and jack was confused because phantom kept calling him daddy. i loved it

BobbyGoren14: nice

BobbyGoren14: wht did he do?

MyFruitloop: he when along with it thinking phantom was confused and sam, tuck and jazz had a heartattack seeing him as a toddler

MyFruitloop: then vlad attacked and said phantom was his son and jack handed danny over

BobbyGoren14: hahhahahahaa jack's dumb

MyFruitloop: danny started having a fit saying not to tand that he'd be a good boy

BobbyGoren14: haha

MyFruitloop: then jack and vlad fought and danny was knocked out and turned into 3 yr old fenton

BobbyGoren14: haah vlad is dumb 2

MyFruitloop: the story hasn't been finished i'm still waitin for the ending.

BobbyGoren14: nice

MyFruitloop: ok your makin fun of me so shut it

BobbyGoren14: not u the story

MyFruitloop: yah right

BobbyGoren14: no reallly just the story

MyFruitloop: well i was thnkin some one could find little danny and go on a while goose chase lookin for his parents murderers

MyFruitloop: k guess that's a no

BobbyGoren14: that sound s good just 1 thng pick a place Miami,NewYork,LasVegas,orWahigtonDC

MyFruitloop: that's ur job

BobbyGoren14: yah but is a tough choice fine new york

MyFruitloop: sweet a five year old walking the streets after s murder

BobbyGoren14: NIce this will be funny 2 cuz in csi new york theres a csi named danny 2

MyFruitloop: really ha ha

BobbyGoren14: yah his name is danny messer

MyFruitloop: cool!

BobbyGoren14: haha

MyFruitloop: well my parents said i should get off

MyFruitloop: i guess we'll pick it up tomorrow

BobbyGoren14: yah ill star on the 1st chap tonight kool

MyFruitloop: k i'll write some to

MyFruitloop: then we'll compare

BobbyGoren14: yeah our 1st story

BobbyGoren14: yeah

MyFruitloop: wooo!

BobbyGoren14: were dorks

MyFruitloop: yea so

BobbyGoren14: execpt im a kool

BobbyGoren14: ler

MyFruitloop: srry not true

MyFruitloop: jk

BobbyGoren14: wht?

BobbyGoren14: jkjk

MyFruitloop: yes jk

MyFruitloop: l8r

BobbyGoren14: l8er

BobbyGoren14: fruitloop

MyFruitloop: hey

BobbyGoren14: byebye crazy gal

MyFruitloop: smart a

BobbyGoren14: yeah i kno

MyFruitloop: jk really just the first thing to mind

BobbyGoren14: nice

MyFruitloop: ttfn

BobbyGoren14: ttfn fruitloop

MyFruitloop: i really have to get off srry again

BobbyGoren14: cool see yah l8er fruitloop

MyFruitloop: l8r

BobbyGoren14: kay


pirategrlluvjack (4:44:08 PM): hi

DPcutietoo (4:44:26 PM): yo

DPcutietoo (4:44:35 PM): hold on a sec.

pirategrlluvjack (4:44:41 PM): k

DPcutietoo (4:45:28 PM): washin my hands from touching cat

pirategrlluvjack (4:45:37 PM): cool

DPcutietoo (4:45:40 PM): cheese doodles

pirategrlluvjack (4:45:40 PM): ?

DPcutietoo (4:45:51 PM): i'm eatin them

pirategrlluvjack (4:46:05 PM): cool

pirategrlluvjack (4:46:20 PM): im iming miami style

DPcutietoo (4:46:38 PM): sure you are

pirategrlluvjack (4:47:00 PM): im miami stlye

pirategrlluvjack (4:47:14 PM): srry

pirategrlluvjack (4:47:21 PM): miami style

DPcutietoo (4:47:51 PM): death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath, hath had no effect yet upon thy beauty

pirategrlluvjack (4:47:52 PM): dianey land

DPcutietoo (4:48:04 PM): i love tht line

pirategrlluvjack (4:48:09 PM): disney land

pirategrlluvjack (4:48:23 PM): beaches

DPcutietoo (4:48:31 PM): is dianey disney

pirategrlluvjack (4:48:40 PM): yes

DPcutietoo (4:48:50 PM): k i'm slow

pirategrlluvjack (4:48:54 PM): im so blonde rigt now

pirategrlluvjack (4:49:06 PM): i cant spell god

DPcutietoo (4:49:07 PM): uh huh

DPcutietoo (4:50:13 PM): do u mean god or dog cause you spelled god

pirategrlluvjack (4:50:59 PM): god

DPcutietoo (4:51:11 PM): k

pirategrlluvjack (4:51:25 PM): i think im going insane

DPcutietoo (4:52:08 PM): i'm typin with mmy toes

pirategrlluvjack (4:52:21 PM): kool

DPcutietoo (4:52:43 PM): you areen't inssane

pirategrlluvjack (4:53:15 PM): stop that its weird ha what am saying go ahead

DPcutietoo (4:53:44 PM): k!

DPcutietoo (4:54:29 PM): that was hard doin an exclamation with my toes

DPcutietoo (4:54:44 PM): but now i'm back to figers

DPcutietoo (4:54:55 PM): i mean fingers

pirategrlluvjack (4:54:58 PM): good ffor yahu

pirategrlluvjack (4:55:17 PM): sryy im useing mmy tounge

pirategrlluvjack (4:55:31 PM): 2 tyoe

DPcutietoo (4:55:32 PM): um ew

pirategrlluvjack (4:55:54 PM): u uesd your toes so imm useing my tounge

DPcutietoo (4:56:30 PM): disenfect that nasty keyboard when ur done

DPcutietoo (4:56:32 PM): jk

pirategrlluvjack (4:56:44 PM): ok

pirategrlluvjack (4:56:51 PM): crap

DPcutietoo (4:56:56 PM): ?

pirategrlluvjack (4:57:11 PM): it cut my finger

DPcutietoo (4:57:19 PM): ?

pirategrlluvjack (4:57:30 PM): ana

DPcutietoo (4:57:37 PM): ?

DPcutietoo (4:57:44 PM): how

pirategrlluvjack (4:57:53 PM): sisccors

DPcutietoo (4:58:11 PM): bad bad naughty ana

DPcutietoo (4:58:19 PM): i hope she is ok though

pirategrlluvjack (4:58:28 PM): waht about me

DPcutietoo (4:58:38 PM): yes yes u too

pirategrlluvjack (4:58:57 PM): yah shes fine

DPcutietoo (5:00:07 PM): cat cheese cheesey cats blah balh blah

pirategrlluvjack (5:00:29 PM): blah blah ta u 2

DPcutietoo (5:01:46 PM): say what is wrong with u to me please

pirategrlluvjack (5:01:56 PM): hey yah handsome(talking to hoartio) no i dont want to wear your sunglasses. and i dont say oneliners eather

DPcutietoo (5:02:14 PM): uh huh

DPcutietoo (5:02:26 PM): horatio touch her please

pirategrlluvjack (5:03:30 PM): (horatio) poke poke poke poke (aujha) stop (Horatio) poke poke poke

DPcutietoo (5:03:54 PM): wait why aren't you dead

pirategrlluvjack (5:03:55 PM): fine ill say oneliners with you just stop

DPcutietoo (5:04:27 PM): gross my cat licked me

pirategrlluvjack (5:04:52 PM): ughuh ack (Aujha dies instantly) horatio: everything i touch dies

DPcutietoo (5:05:14 PM): yes yes it does

pirategrlluvjack (5:05:23 PM): Horatio srry i killed your friend

DPcutietoo (5:05:24 PM): aujha come back noooo

DPcutietoo (5:06:07 PM): aujha?

pirategrlluvjack (5:06:15 PM): (aujha meets Speed in heavan) Speed did he touch you two Aujha YEah

DPcutietoo (5:06:37 PM): noooooooo come back

DPcutietoo (5:06:45 PM): curse u horatio

pirategrlluvjack (5:07:26 PM): Horatio turns into a vampire an dbites aujha and brings her back

DPcutietoo (5:07:32 PM): hoartio: i'm a strogoi rae: nevermind

pirategrlluvjack (5:07:55 PM): me two i have orange hair now

DPcutietoo (5:08:00 PM): Rae: aujha is back,now show me the edward

pirategrlluvjack (5:09:03 PM): eward randomly walks over t rachel and says i vant to suck you blood

DPcutietoo (5:09:37 PM): go ahead man go ahead

pirategrlluvjack (5:09:59 PM): nah its to blonde

DPcutietoo (5:10:11 PM): i want to be one of them please

pirategrlluvjack (5:10:59 PM): sure eward bites rae shes a vamp she goes over to horatio and aujha

pirategrlluvjack (5:11:07 PM): ?

DPcutietoo (5:12:06 PM): sweet vampire sense tingling human near by Edward: rae calm down Rae:k i'll try for u

DPcutietoo (5:12:37 PM): hey i look cute and aujha is a carrot top

pirategrlluvjack (5:12:49 PM): yeah me

DPcutietoo (5:12:54 PM): ha ha ha hee hee ha

DPcutietoo (5:13:01 PM): carrot top

pirategrlluvjack (5:13:23 PM): horatio come over to rae and ask to do a oneliner

DPcutietoo (5:13:33 PM): no

DPcutietoo (5:13:40 PM): n-o

DPcutietoo (5:13:43 PM): no

pirategrlluvjack (5:13:44 PM): why not

DPcutietoo (5:13:56 PM): well why do one

pirategrlluvjack (5:14:12 PM): plez awwww u made horatio cry

pirategrlluvjack (5:14:34 PM): Hoartio sob sob cry

DPcutietoo (5:14:34 PM): fine

DPcutietoo (5:14:45 PM): what should i say

DPcutietoo (5:14:57 PM): oh i know

pirategrlluvjack (5:15:02 PM): something corny but funny

DPcutietoo (5:15:18 PM): holey metal cliff edward

DPcutietoo (5:15:41 PM): or i luv edward he smells goood

DPcutietoo (5:15:56 PM): edward: ok then

DPcutietoo (5:16:46 PM): rae: you like it when bella says it

pirategrlluvjack (5:17:19 PM): that 's weird

pirategrlluvjack (5:17:43 PM): hey go on youtube and look for haoratio canie oneliners

DPcutietoo (5:17:49 PM): well u do a one liner

pirategrlluvjack (5:17:58 PM): ok

DPcutietoo (5:18:00 PM): and finne i'll look

pirategrlluvjack (5:19:22 PM): ( gets sun glasses) Frank it looks like murder this murder does't get a happy ending

pirategrlluvjack (5:20:08 PM): takes off sunglasses

DPcutietoo (5:20:28 PM): which vid. theres a bunch

pirategrlluvjack (5:21:21 PM): did you type in horatio caine oneliners

DPcutietoo (5:21:27 PM): yes

pirategrlluvjack (5:22:08 PM): than the first one all it has is oneliners from the showa

DPcutietoo (5:22:18 PM): k got it

DPcutietoo (5:25:02 PM): how lame he puts he's glasses on after every oneliner

pirategrlluvjack (5:25:23 PM): yah iknow that gets so annoying trust me

DPcutietoo (5:25:57 PM): i think i'll snap those glasses in half

pirategrlluvjack (5:26:33 PM): hell probly shoot you he has good aim yah know

DPcutietoo (5:26:50 PM): horatio: no snap Rae: maw ha ha

pirategrlluvjack (5:27:23 PM): HOratio: shoots rae it hits her in shoulder

DPcutietoo (5:27:31 PM): ow

pirategrlluvjack (5:27:39 PM): Auiha told yah

DPcutietoo (5:28:09 PM): d you (censored) keeps shouts profaniteis

pirategrlluvjack (5:28:30 PM): Horatio: same to u 2

DPcutietoo (5:28:46 PM): i hate him

pirategrlluvjack (5:29:02 PM): aujha: wow wht should i do im stuck between h and rae

DPcutietoo (5:29:27 PM): help that person on the floor bleedin

pirategrlluvjack (5:29:47 PM): but your a vampire Why

DPcutietoo (5:30:00 PM): yah well it still hurt

pirategrlluvjack (5:30:19 PM): ohh

pirategrlluvjack (5:30:24 PM): i bet

DPcutietoo (5:30:45 PM): rae shooys aujha

DPcutietoo (5:30:48 PM): see

pirategrlluvjack (5:31:14 PM): shoots or shooys

DPcutietoo (5:31:22 PM): shoots

DPcutietoo (5:31:24 PM): srry

pirategrlluvjack (5:32:00 PM): ohh then oww Mac talyor comes to the secene and uses his kung-fu on rae

DPcutietoo (5:32:14 PM): Bella: edward i missed u Rae: get back he's mine

pirategrlluvjack (5:32:37 PM): fangirls

DPcutietoo (5:32:46 PM): He turned me into a vamp first and ur not even a vamp bella

DPcutietoo (5:32:50 PM): cat fight

DPcutietoo (5:33:05 PM): Edward: please please

pirategrlluvjack (5:33:10 PM): hoartio and amc and aujha watch in awww

DPcutietoo (5:33:19 PM): louder now clam down

DPcutietoo (5:33:44 PM): edward is still yelling and rying to separete them

DPcutietoo (5:34:11 PM): stay out of it edward or i'll kill her( that was rae)

pirategrlluvjack (5:34:18 PM): Aujha: fight fight fight (GIbbs head slaps her)

pirategrlluvjack (5:34:29 PM): oooowwwww!! WTF

DPcutietoo (5:34:48 PM): Edward throws rae and rae sucks them back into their book

DPcutietoo (5:35:00 PM): suckers

DPcutietoo (5:35:07 PM): literally

pirategrlluvjack (5:35:09 PM): hahaha

pirategrlluvjack (5:35:31 PM): Gibbs waht have i told you 2 about fighting

pirategrlluvjack (5:35:47 PM): Aujha; uhuh?

DPcutietoo (5:36:06 PM): rae: me nutin her lots

DPcutietoo (5:36:33 PM): aujha: always get the first shot

pirategrlluvjack (5:37:09 PM): Aujha: i have a twin

DPcutietoo (5:37:35 PM): ha ha ha no!

pirategrlluvjack (5:37:53 PM): yeah im still a red head

DPcutietoo (5:38:22 PM): i'm still a vamp

pirategrlluvjack (5:38:37 PM): me too

pirategrlluvjack (5:38:44 PM): im a strgoi

DPcutietoo (5:38:54 PM): so wait what were we talkin about again

pirategrlluvjack (5:39:26 PM): no idea

pirategrlluvjack (5:39:39 PM): kiss and control

pirategrlluvjack (5:39:46 PM): kiss and control

DPcutietoo (5:39:52 PM): ?

pirategrlluvjack (5:40:06 PM): ?

pirategrlluvjack (5:40:15 PM): random song by afi

DPcutietoo (5:40:25 PM): oh

pirategrlluvjack (5:40:52 PM): drakness is my home my life my soul

pirategrlluvjack (5:41:00 PM): darkness

DPcutietoo (5:41:31 PM): you no what u should copy this converstion and put it on fanfic.

DPcutietoo (5:41:49 PM): ok what is w/u

pirategrlluvjack (5:41:51 PM): i was thinking the same thing

DPcutietoo (5:42:05 PM): rlly swe-et

pirategrlluvjack (5:42:10 PM): yeah

DPcutietoo (5:43:01 PM): k do it cause u have that particular thing i mean fanfic profile

pirategrlluvjack (5:43:09 PM): love your hate your faith lost you r now one of us

DPcutietoo (5:43:34 PM): english please

pirategrlluvjack (5:43:56 PM): a poem i found idk

DPcutietoo (5:44:02 PM): oh

DPcutietoo (5:44:40 PM): g2g please post

pirategrlluvjack (5:44:50 PM): kay bye rae

DPcutietoo (5:45:00 PM): bye dinozzo

pirategrlluvjack (5:45:12 PM): bye gibbs

Thanks Luv MFL and BG14

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101 ways 2 annoy Rick Stetler reviews
hey funny things happen when Rick is around plus its a tiny X-over with criminal intent LoL HCLCD
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ryan W., Horatio C.
CSI DP X OVER reviews
When a mysterious murderer leaves Danny and Jazz Fenton orphans it's up to CSI: NY to solve the case.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008