Okay, so, this might take a while...

Hi! I'm Four. Pleasure to meet you. Uh... I'll be honest, I don't know what to write.

Okay, so... Well, I'm 15. And I am a mess of a person. That's all you really need to know.

I've actually had this account for God-knows-how-long, and looking back on it, it's kind of embarrassing how much of a special snowflake weeb I was. I mean, I could have been worse, but... still. Jesus. I'm glad it didn't get really bad.

My sense of humor ranges from nerd jokes to dead baby comedy to offensive humor--basically it's all over the place.

I like a lot of things. Like cartoons. Cartoons are the best. Like Gravity Falls and Steven Universe.

I also like video games. Favorite games (or series of games) is probably the MOTHER/Earthbound series. Oh, those are great.

Music is cool, too. I like Savant, Lindsey Stirling, Muse, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, and The Black Keys. Oh, Imagine Dragons, too. They're really cool. I saw them in concert once. They were pretty great.

I really like YouTube personalities, like the Game Grumps and Cryaotic.

My biggest role model (besides any of my relatives) is probably Dan Avidan, aka Danny Sexbang of Game Grumps and Ninja Sex Party. He's cool.

Check those things out, yo.

Uh, I probably won't write much. I have, like, one oneshot I wrote in sixth grade? Gross. Ew.

No idea what I was thinking.

If, on the very unlikely chance I do, it's definitely not something that'll be frequent. I'm more of a visual artist.

Speaking of, I have a deviantART here: [x]

I also have a Tumblr, right around heeeeeeeeerreeee: [x]

One last thing to know before I say bye; my names were previously StarburstWolf and then OneshotAlchemist. So, if you recognize the names, go ahead and shoot me a hi! Or don't. Up to you.

Bye, friend!

IO