Hey, Hallmark Café here!

Some important info about me...

Name: Kathrina (it's Russian, which is weird 'cause I'm not...)

Nickname: I have no nicknames. Nope, none whatsoever. So if you value your sanity, don't give me one...

Age: Never ask a lady her age. Just don't, you'll probably regret it; I know from experience...

Height: Not tall enough.

Likes: coffee, books, horses, music, etc.

Dislikes: When authors refer to eyes as 'orbs'. It's creepy, so please: stop. Just stop.

Misc.: I have a...unique... and sorta morbid sense of humor. I also have the tragic fault of not knowing when to quit a book; I either (a) quit after like three paragraphs, or (b) get halfway through and realize that I just don't give a damn or that I have no idea what the hell is going on. It's so sad when I realize I just wasted so much of my life... I also love rain, for some reason. Oh yeah, and when I said I like horses, I hope you didn't immediately think 'ohhh ponies!!! That kind of love for an animal irks me.

Another thing that annoys me is when people talk about themselves on the internet. Like saying on facebook 'I just ate some Belgian waffles, yay for me' of 'I hate whatserface so much'. Actually, I think a lot about facebook and social media is just annoying. The sad truth is, I don't care.

One last thing. A parting gift, if you will. (Well, actually more like a request, but whatever.) Will someone please explain the word hypocrisy to me? Cause the official definition just makes me confused. Is it Latin, or something? I have no idea. Anyways, help would be appreciated.