Personal Drabble

I'm Muddy.
Muddy is pretty awesome.
Muddy is this badass who does a bunch of stuff. Like sometimes she draws, sometimes she... Okay so she doesn't do a lot.

Muddy likes to go Super Saiyan, among other things, like play some video games, sleep and be healthy because "be" is a verb and fits in that set. But mostly, Muddy likes to go Super Saiyan. She also enjoys meeting new people, which is a fun thing to do, 'cause learning from other people is something that is good. Think about it for a second. After you do, I suggest stopping.

The thing closest to Muddy's heart, though, is Angels and Airwaves, Panic! at the Disco, and My Chemical Romance. Whenever Muddy absorbs the subtle undertones of each band's unique interpretation of romantic ambiguity, she feels the need to cut herself, but not her wrists, because that's too common and Muddy doesn't like being conformist. Instead she cuts her elbow, because everyone knows the skin on the elbow doesn't have nerves. I mean, have you ever tried squeezing your elbow skin really really hard? It totally doesn't hurt. I did it to my mother once and she was like, "Woah, that's crazy," but not in those exact words.
Or maybe that whole paragraph was made up.

Willenium by Will Smith just came on my playlist and it's pretty bumpin'. "We gunna party like it's nineteen––Ho'd up, it is!"
Plus it uses the same riff as Rock the Casbah by the Clash, including the "The shareef don't like it" line which is a cool line I get stuck in my head a lot.

Creative Status

This profile will eventually be semi-productive.
Until then, my procrastination switch is turned: on/off.