Voldemort's risen again, and England is worried about Harry's safety. So he goes to Hogwarts as a professor, in order to keep an eye on the Chosen One (and make sure he kills Voldemort). But with the Golden Trio suspicious and America thinking he's been abducted by aliens, it's going to be a lot harder than he thought. Rated T since I'm paranoid.

Japan has a problem: Kuro- his dark side- is back and fighting Kiku for control! England's solution: Occlumency. Now Kiku is headed to Hogwarts to fix it, however, when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the countries get involved, everything goes out of control! Will Kiku survive? Or will he snap trying? Read to find out! (Both human and country names used.) Warning: Slight Language...

A force that the Doctor does not recognise, a force stronger than even the formidable energy of the TARDIS itself, pulls the Doctor and Donna into a strange new world where anything seems possible. Sequel now up!