Name: Love2Explore

Age:11

Gender: Female

My top 3 Oc's of mine:

1. Adira Blackwood (Dragon-Rider's Life)

2. Dawnflower ('Paw Pregnancy)

3. Finchkit (Dovewing X Bumblestripe)

Clan: StormClan (FanFic) or ThunderClan

Likes: Harry Potter, Warriors, Percy Jackson series, Frozen, Wreck it Ralph, Cats (though I'm allergic to them), Dogs, Katy Perry, Taylor swift, Video games, Scary things, Books/Reading, Paranormal things (like ghosts, werewolves, etc), and Art.

Hates: Justin Beiber, Drugs, Drunk people, Bullying, Racism, Animal/Child cruelty and abuse, Chains (post this or you will die stuff), & war/fighting.

Favorite YouTube channels: IHasCupQuake, YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon/Hannah, TDM, Aphmau, TomSka, ChimneySwift11, Thinknoodles, Element Animation, danisnotonfire, SkyDoesMinecraft, Smosh games, Pewdiepie, The Fine Bros, Markiplier, etc.

Favorite songs: Let it Go, Take A Hint, Some nights, Roar, Jabba the Hut (PewDiePie), Want You Back, 22, 50 Ways to Say Goodbye, Bring Honor to us All, Make a Man out of You, After ever After (both parts), I can go the Distance, Reflection, Zero to Hero, & I Won't Say I'm in Love (which has to be my favorite).

Favorite TV shows: LEGO Ninjago, Adventure Time, Pokemon, MLP (don't judge me), A.N.T. Farm, Powerpuff Girls, Phineas & Ferb, R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour, etc.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Nope!

2) Where did you get your default picture?

It's a picture of my black Labrador Retriever.

3) What's your middle name?

Which one?

4) Your current relationship status?

Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Maybe.

6) What is your current mood?

Wanting-to-write-a-story-but-have-no-clue-what-kind Mood.

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Blue!

8) Missing something?

Number nine?

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My agreeing to get a puppy. (He's cute but really annoying!)

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Dog. Or maybe a bird, so I could have the chance to fly.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

I don't think so.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read, write, surf the web. The computer is my life.

14) The song stuck in your head?

"Five Nights At Freddy's" -The Living Tombstone

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Bookreader525's Profile

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

John Adams! And my mother's best friend funny enough.

17) When was the last time you cried?

When my Dad yelled at me because we missed going to my friend's house and I was upset.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

I've sang with a large group.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

To fly!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

They're all immature, usually. Though I do know a few boys that are nice.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Pumpkin Loaf.

22) What's your biggest secret?

Hmm... I have a nephew, I guess.

23) Favorite color?

Mint or Pine Green.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Of course!

25) What are you?

A person. -pokes self- I think.

26) Do you speak any other language?

I'm learning Chinese and French.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Cedar, Pine, Wet Earth, Mint, or Dog.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Weird. Or normal. I'm not sure.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

No. I have danced in the rain though. :)

30) What are you thinking about right now?

My next story.

31) What should you be doing?

Umm... Oh! Getting dressed.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My Dad.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Not really.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I like my last name but, if I had to choose I'd go with Blackwood. (The last name of my favorite OC.)

35) Who last made you cry?

My Dad.

My favorite Warriors cats:

1. Cinderpelt

2. Sandstorm

3. Silverstream

4. Squirrelflight

5. Graystripe

6. Dovewing

7. Half-Moon

8. Tigerheart

9. Brook

10. Feathertail

My least favorite Warrior Cats in no particular order!

1. Clear Sky

2. Sol

3. Tigerstar

4. Thistleclaw

5. Hawkfrost

6. Darkstripe

7. Millie

8. Berrynose

9. Mapleshade

1) What would you name a story starring 3's last part and 5's first part?

Hawkstar- Take Flight

2) Would you want to be named 2's first part and 7's last part?

Solmillie? No way.

3) Would a cat with 4's first part and 9's second part mate with a cat named 5's last part and 8's first part?

ThistleshadeXBerryfrost. I suppose.

4) Would 1 find 7 attractive?

Clear Sky and Millie. Maybe.

5) Have 2 and 6 ever met?

Sol and Darkstripe. Nope.

6) Write a prophecy involving 8 and 5

The hawk will meet a cat like no other in the berries. (I have nothing else)

7) 1 and 5 are in a happy relationship until 6 runs off with 2. After 5 dumps 1 for 3, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 3. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 8 and 9. The three loners meet 7, who tells each of them to look for love. 8 finds 2, 9 gets 6, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 4 and 5!

Clear Sky and Hawkfrost are in a happy relationship until Darkstripe runs off with Sol. After Hawkfrost dumps Clear Sky for Tigerstar, Thistleclaw gets upset and retaliates by dating Tigerstar. Alone and broken-hearted, Clear Sky travels in search of a friend. Finally, Clear Sky meets Berrynose and Mapleshade. The three loners meet Millie, who tells each of them to look for love. Berrynose finds Sol, Firestar gets Darkstripe, but now Clear Sky is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Thistleclaw and Hawkfrost!

My name:

Love2Explore

With my eyes closed:

Love2Exijure. (Whoops)

With my knuckles:

Love2Explore. (Sweet!)

With my elbow:

LOgw24Ex-oor4. (Wow I'm bad at this)

You Know You're a Writer When...

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
You often imagine your books becoming movies.
Spell check is your best friend.
You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.
You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.
Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
You talk to yourself... constantly.
When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
You are in love with the Thesaurus.
You dream about your stories.
You dream of new stories.
You often revisit some of your old stories.
Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don't get to write.
You've heard/seen/thought something, and thought, I need to write that down.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.
You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.
Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.
Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.
You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? What on earth!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA), Autobot Slipstream (USA), The.nger (Canada), A. Primus(USA), AutobotCopperShadow (USA), Willowtuft (USA), Grasswing of Wingclan (Canada), Love2Explore (USA)

Good Friends vs Best Friends!

Good Friend: Knows a few things about you.

Best Friend: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

Good Friend: Knows all your best memories.

Best Friend: Has lived them with you.

Good Friend: Will stop you from doing something stupid.

Best Friend: Will hands down never let you do anything stupid . . . alone.

Good Friend: Helps you up when you fall.

Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Good Friend: Will drive over and comfort you when you have a terrible breakup.

Best Friend: Will be at their house with a ski mask and a baseball bat.

Good Friend: Knocks politely on your door.

Best Friend: Barges right in and yells, "I'M HOME!"

Good Friend: Hands you your shoe when it falls off.

Best Friend: Grabs it and runs away with it yelling, "You'll never see this shoe again!"

Good Friend: Will be a guest in your house.

Best Friend: Will raid your refridgerator and make themselves at home.

Good Friend: Disagrees when you say, "Words can't hurt me."

Best Friend: Will hit you over the head with a dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they drop it.

Best Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they reply, "Okay, now what's wrong? "

Good Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Get well soon."

Best Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Soooo, if you die, can I have your (insert really valuable item that you own.)?"

Good Friend: Will talk you out of running away from home.

Best Friend: Will tell you to keep in touch and help you pack. (Only if it's for a good reason)

Good Friend: Lends you their umbrella

Best Friend: Takes yours and says 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

Good Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.

Best Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Good Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

Best Friend: Calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Good Friend: Would bail you out of jail.

Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME! LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

Good Friend: Have never seen you cry.

Best Friend: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Good Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best Friend: Has you on speed dial.

Good Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

Best Friend: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Good Friend: Only know a few things about you.

Best Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Good Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best Friend: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Good Friend: Would knock on your front door.

Best Friend: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Good Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best Friend: Already know not to tell.

Good Friend: Are only through high school/college.

Best Friend: Is for life.

Good Friend: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

Best Friend: Will go up to him and say 'Its because your gay isn't it?'

Good Friend: Will hide you when you're running from the police.

Best Friend: Is most likely the reason why you're running.

Good Friend: Will comfort you when your house burns down.

Best Friend: Will be roasting marshmallows over the ashes and flirting with firemen.

Good Friend: Helps you find your prince.

Best Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Good Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best Friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Good Friend: Will offer you a soda.

Best Friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Good Friend: Will help you move.

Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies.

What Warriors has taught Me:

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

2. Cats can have accents.

3. Old people are funny.

4. If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.

5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

7. Always use a condom.

8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

10. There are no limits to how homoerotically you can kill your own brother.

11. Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.

12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

13. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.

14. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 40 years without being noticed by anyone.

15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

17. Its possible to complain about anything.

18. All barn cats are gay.

19. Happy endings are unrealistic.

20. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo.

21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

22. God isn't going to do anything for you because He wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable. *cough* Tigerstar *cough*

25. The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

27. It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

28. It's possible to make multiple AMVs of a series with only one episode worth of clips.

29. The general public doesn't know anything.

30. People who secretly want to have sex with you make the best evil minions.

31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. *cough* Ashfur again *cough*

32. If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

33. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

36. War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

37. Just because someone has gone to heck doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

38. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

39. Don't mess with beavers. (XD)

40. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

41. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

42. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

43. Virginity is overrated.

44. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.

45. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.

46. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

47. Lying is the most evil thing ever.

48. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end. *cough* Silverstream & Graystripe *cough*

49. Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.

50. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

51: If a cat has icy blue eyes, they are obviously the most evil creature to walk the earth. *cough* Hawkfrost *cough*

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold stuff.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

…an incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the living daylights out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle A.K.A. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, Colin Creevey, Love2Explore

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want a Warriors movie, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

f you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight & Queen Of The Pens, Spottedwind19, Spottedfire0, Foxbracken, Bluepool, Featherleap, Featherwish of Windclan, Shastamaefirepool, Lunarwing-Hawktalon, Stonewing of RiverClan, Love2Explore

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

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96 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 4 percent yelling 'JUMP ALREADY OR SO HELP ME I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU MYSELF!!!'

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile.

Copy and paste if you see so many good copy and pastes but are too lazy to paste them.

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If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

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If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Justin Beiber, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can't fight copy this onto your profile.

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If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.

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Random Survey

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

Nose

2. Be serious or be funny?

Funny is love. Funny is life.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:

Whole.

4. Die in a fire or drown?

Hmm... Getting while getting my skin melted off sounds cool, I'll have to with drowning.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Parents

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:

Moon

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?

Leaf-bare

3. Left or right?

Left.

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?

Five best friends

5. Sunny or rain.

Rain. It's raining tacos! From out of the sky!

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

Chocolate duh.

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?

12:24 PM.

2. What is your name?

Blu Lava. Or on here Love2Explore.

3. What do you want to do?

nothing at the moment

4. Where do you wanna live?

Depends on my mood.

5. How many kids do you want?

Four.

6. Do you want to get married?

Not now.

7. Have you ever done drugs?

As Harry Potter said in potterpuppetpals Ron's Disease 'Disgusting!'

8. What do you like on your pizza?

Cheese, cheese, and sausage!

9. Can you cross your eyes?

Yes

10. Do you make your bed daily

Nope!

What is the wackiest thing on earth?

The Vicious Cycle of Five Nights at Freddy's.

QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!!

8.

What pisses you off?

Over-controlling annoying people and a LOT more.

Favorite thing to do?

Read/write/listen to music

Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher.

For her birthday my friend got her pink cupcakes but the class ate them before she could have one.

How many male friends do you have?

5.

Do you want a boyfriend?

No but my little sister had one for a week before my mom found out.

LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE!

Where?!

Who are your favorite horror movie characters?

Horror movie... Any zombie wearing a bikini.

What is twisted?

Creepypasta.

Do you believe in magic?

Great you got that song stuck in my head... but yes.

How many books have you read?

About ten... thousand.

What gives you nightmares?

Creepypasta, FNaF, and my sister.

What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

I was directing a play made of gingerbread and then a giant gingerbread man ate the actors.

41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.

7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair.

17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere you go.

20 Healthy Ways to Maintain Your Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch back to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

7. Begin all your sentences with, "In Accordance with the Prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!!

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Warriors Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someone"s face,

I will think of Windclan,

Every time I win a race,

I'll remember Tallstar,

whenever I make a bad decision,

And I will remember Willowshine,

If I have a vision,

I'll remember Honeyleaf,

When I see a snake,

I'll remember Cloudstar,

When I must choose the path to take,

I'll remember Dawnpelt,

When a sibling dies,

And I'll remember Pinestar,

When I'm not sure where my loyalties lie,

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother,

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother,

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me,

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny,

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe,

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone,who seems naive,

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be "just friends",

I will think of Starclan,

When I am near the end,

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged,

I will think of Darkstripe,

when someone holds a grudge,

I promise too remember Cinderheart,

when I climb a tree,

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea,

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart,

I'll remember Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart,

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself,

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health,

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong,

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path thats wrong,

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away,

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey,

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose,

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I lose,

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave,

And I'll remember the Tribe,

When I'm in a cave,

I'll remember Ashfur,

When someone breaks my heart,

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my sibling are far apart,

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best,

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty is put to the tst,

I'll remember Crookedstar,

When someone abandons me,

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee,

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream,

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

whenever I eat cream,

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

Whenever my leg is sore,

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more,

I'll remember Squirrelflight,

When the one I love, casts me away,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Mosskit,

When someone dies young,

And I'll think of Berrynose,

When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,

When I feel betrayed,

I will always think of Smudge,

When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember the any battles,

When I see conflict or strife,

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

You aren't afraid of the dark. You're scared of what's in it.

You aren't afraid of heights. You're afraid of falling.

You aren't afraid of death. You're afraid of dying.

You aren't afraid of the people around you. You're afraid of rejection.

You aren't afraid to love. You're afraid of not being loved back.

You aren't afraid of letting go. You're just afraid to accept the reality that they're gone.

You aren't afraid to try again. You're afraid of being hurt for the exact same thing.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

WHAT EVERY GIRL WANTS TO HEAR

girl: thanks for the fun day
boy: no prob
girl: can i ask u a few question...
boy: sure
girl: and be honest...

girl: have i ever crossed ur mind?
boy: no
girl: do u like me?
boy: no
girl: do u want me?
boy: no
girl: would u cry if i left?
boy: no
girl: would u live for me?
boy: no
girl: would u do anything for me?
boy: no
girl: choose me or ur life?
boy: my life

the girl ran away in shock depression...the boy ran after her and told her...

"the reason u never crossed my mind because u are always in my mind..
the reason why i dont like u is because i love u..
the reason i dont want u is because i need u...
the reason why i wouldnt cry if u leave is because i'll die if u do...
the reason i wouldnt live for u is because i would die for u...
the reason i'm not willing to do anything for u is because i would do everything for u...
the reason i choose my life is because u are my life..."

The girl burst into tears at the words. From the look on the boy's face, she could tell that he meant each one. It was the most beautiful thing she'd ever heard, and the told him so. The boy merely smiled.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease.

See that kid you made fun of for crying? his mother is dying.

See that 16 year old girl, with the kid, that you called a slut? she was raped

People have enough sorrow without you adding to it, just for a laugh, or to be funny

Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

Answer these questions, NO CHEATING!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Caiden

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Green

3. Your first initial? A

4. Your month of birth? October

5. Which is cooler, black or white? White

6. Name a person of your same gender. Amanda

7. What's your favorite number? 24

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Lakes

10. What is your wish? To be a famous *deep breath* Writer, Actress, Film Maker, Clothes Designer, Scientist, Baker/Chef, or just to have an awesome life

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person. (Err... *blushes and throws a pot at the answer*)

2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved. (Define reserved)

Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life. (Cool)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.

S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate. (Didn't the other answer say I'd have lots of love?)

5. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. (Really?)

6. This person is your best friend. (True)

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (not bad)

8. If you chose:

California: You love adventure. (True)

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved. (Said to the person who went up to strange kids as a child and said "Hi I'm *Name* Lets play!")

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday. (yay!)

I'm not that girl-

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Please read-true story (not mine)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is you desicion!

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Normal People vs Warriors Fan

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG)

WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!

WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Boys Aren't Always Jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary!

Boy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy: I love you babe.

In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love anyone this much re-post this. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Always Jerks."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

If I were a cat...

My Warrior Cat Self.

Name: Poppysong.

Looks: Red fur with snow-white paws/muzzle/underbelly & deep ivy-green eyes.

Clan: Thunderclan.

Mother: Moonlily.

Father: Lionflame.

Brother/s: Aldertooth & Swiftpaw. (Swiftpaw, Leafpaw, & Dawnpaw are in another litter)

Sister/s: Leafpaw & Dawnpaw.

Mate: Stonefrost

Kit/s: Wolfkit.

Apprentice/s: Pebbletail (Training finished) & Forestpaw (Is training with another cat while she's in the nursery)

If I were a cat...

Medicine Cat Name:

Leafdawn.

Rogue/Loner Name:

Swift, Lion, or Thorn.

Kittypet Name:

Pond, Amber, Harry, or Bowl. (Go farther and you'll see)

What is your villain name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name, and second half of your least favorite.)

Cindermillie! (Cinderpelt & Millie) So evil I know.

What is your Kittypet name? (First thing to your left.)

Bowl. (XD)

What is your half Clan name? (Take something to do with one Clan, and then add something to do with the other.)

Flowerstream. (ThunderClan & RiverClan)

What is your rogue name? (First random object to your right)

Pillow. (So scary XD)

The name the website gave you?

Sunstream.

What would your warrior name be?

Poppysong.

What would be the name of your kits?

Lionkit (She), Fawnkit (She), Bramblekit (Tom), and finally, drumroll please... Wolfkit (Tom)!

What Clan would you be in?

RiverClan. Or ThunderClan. Or maybe WindClan. Not one to eat frogs.

HARRY POTTER HOUSE QUIZ THINGY

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You get along with everyone.
[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[ ] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 6

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[ ] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4

RAVENCLAW:
[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[ ] You’re shy.
[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[ ] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 3

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 5

This is why Humans are doomed to die because of Stupidity:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just a suggestion!')

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this... Oh wait.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

On a pack of waterballons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons.
(So if i'm older 8 i won't choke.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

1. Beer: Yuck.
2. Charlie Brown: Blockhead.
3. Relationships: *whistles*
4. Purple: Mountains.

5. Power Rangers: Jungle Fury's my favorite.
6. Weed: Garden.
7. Steroids: *backs away slowly*
8. Cartoons: Awesome.

9. The President: Needs to President more.
10. Tupperware: What?

11. Best vacation: At a lake.

12. Santa Claus: Ruldolph.
13. Halloween: Candy and my birthday!

14. Bon Jovi: Who?

15. Grammar: Good.

16. Facebook: Not suppose to have one.

17. Worst fear: FNaF.
18. Marriage: Um...

19. Paris Hilton: Who?

21. Redhead: Ron Weasley

22. Blonde: Annabeth
23. Pass the time: Reading
24. One night stands: Chess.
25. Donald Trump: Again who?
26. Neverland: Peter Pan.
27. Pixie Sticks: Give me a Crunch any day.
28. Vanilla ice cream: Could I have chocolate instead?
29. High School: Musical.
30. Work: Haven't tried.
31. Pajamas: Warm and comfy.
32. Woods: Oakheart.
33. Wet Sock: Yuck.
34. Alcohol: Yuck.

35. Love: . . .

The Stupid Test! Bolded ones only to save space!

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (OMG THEY DO!!! O.O)

You just tried to sing them.

You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

You just looked at it.

Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You’ve fallen asleep in class (Heh...heh. Whoops!)

Sometimes you just stop thinking

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

You have fallen out of your chair before (Who hasn't?)

Let's eat Grandma!

Let's eat, Grandma!

Commas Save Lives

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beakendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Nor did I write that!!