Grungy, bald-by-choice mom of one and wife of a Sheldon Cooper clone.

I've been writing short stories for awhile, but had wonderful editors to slap it into shape and sort out any errors. This is my first foray into fanfiction, and MS Word and Open Office doesn't nearly point out all the mistakes I think I am making.

Favourite food: Anything. Honestly, if eating didn't make you fat, I'd probably take it up as a sport.

Favourite music: Static X, Combichrist, Rammstein, Korn and Cradle of Filth. A lot of my writing is done listening to Combichrist. No, I am not a satanist.

I don't do OC's. They are either so ridiculously cool the story becomes a syrupy soup of bullshit, or the author tries so hard to avoid a Mary-Sue it only ends up being exactly that.

Don't let the 'soft' undertones of my stories fool you, I prefer unhappy endings...although that's subject to change at a moments notice.

English is not my first language, I speak a very interesting language known as Afrikaans. It sounds alot like Ducth, and is a form of Dutch, but the Dutch can't understand it...we understand most Dutch though. I know, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

I live in Cape Town and have to explain at least once a day that I shave my hair by choice, and for no other reason than that I like it.

I update my stories often, and credit for this is due to my four year old and my insomnia. I have the most incredible boy, who is perfectly content to play with his toys by my chair while I write, it can go on for hours and he would not mind at all. My kid is awesome, and hopefully one day he will get to read all the stories I wrote while talking to him about the things four year old boys find amazing.