WannaBeAProducer
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Hi!!!!! I love Broadway!!!! My favorite shows are: Les Miserables, Sweeney Todd, Spamalot, Curtains, The Producers, Rent, Young Frankenstein, Wicked, Legally Blonde the Musical, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Cats, Evita, Spring Awakening, Hairspray, My Fair Lady and sooooooo many more.

Favorite TV shows are:

Pushing Daisies, Saturday Night Live, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sarah Silverman Program, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Will and Grace and Friends.

Favorite Movies are:

Across the Universe, Enchanted, Legally Blonde, Sweeney Todd, Pretty Woman, National Treasure, Spider Man, anything by Mel Brooks, Sleepless in Seattle, ahh i suck at naming my fave movies. There's just so many!

Favorite Actresses:

Kristin Chenoweth, Patti LuPone, Sutton Foster, Laura Bell Bundy, Megan Mullally, Liza Minnelli, Betty Buckley, Cady Huffman, Nikki Snelson, Kate Schindle, Idina Menzel, Amy Adams, Anna Friel, Felicity Huffman, Beth Leavel, Natalie Joy Johnson, Cheryl Hines, Debra Messing, Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Meg Ryan, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Cynthia Nixon, Natalie Portman, Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Karen Zeimba, Debra Monk...

Favorite Actors:

CHRISTIAN BORLE!!!!!!!OMG!!!! I'M GONNA MARRY HIM!!! (even though he's already married to Sutton Foster. tear..) Sean Hayes, Noah Weisberg, Roger Bart, Hunter Foster, Harvey Fierstein, Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, Richard Blake, Joel Grey, Christopher Fitzgerald, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, James Marsden, Joe Anderson, Lee Pace, Luke Wilson, Jason Alexander, David Hyde Pierce, George Hearn, Gary Beach, Colm Wilkinson, Hugh Grant, Anthony Rapp, Dane Cook, Steve Blanchard.

Likes:

sharpies, giraffes, the smell of new scotch tape, office depot because it smells like new scotch tape, stage doors, when middle aged people say "duty", upright citizens brigade (if you know what that is then you're cool), lucky jeans, barney's "hole in the ground" song, underground stand-up and improv clubs, walking around manhattan at four in the morning eating a potato kanisch, my fuzzy coat, my dog, that red syrup in Shirley Temples, practicing signing my autograph, bike riding, making funny faces in the mirror, everything that has anything to do with nothing.

Dislikes:

homophobics, racists, close minded people, screaming children on planes, screaming children in a theatre, screaming children, this movie into musical phase Broadway is having (Shrek the Musical? Come on...), the whole ALW/ Patti Lupone Sunset Blvd. situation, mean people at stage doors, evil security guards who dont let you take pictures with actors after you've stood in -16 degrees for an hour to meet them, too much salt on pretzels, insecure people who take it out on the underdogs, Broadway posers, talentless famous people, shaving cream in my eye, being so physically weak that I can't open a bottle of water, people texting in a theatre, how much time I put into trying to decipher David Hyde Pierce's accent only to look online and find he's from New York.

Favorite Couples:

Elle and Emmett (Legally Blonde the movie and the musical. mostly the musical)

Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd. so tragic...)

Ned and Chuck. Ned and Olive. I can't decide! (Pushing Daisies)

Ben and Abigail (National Treasure)

Jude and Lucy (Across the Universe)

Millie and Jimmy (Thoroughly Modern Millie)

Frederick and Inga (Young Frankenstein)

Giselle and Robert (Enchanted)

Frank and Nikki (Curtains)

Peter and Mary Jane (Spider Man)

Me and Christian Borle. We're almost perfect. His wife's (Sutton Foster) birthday is the day after mine. Darn...

Update to that Now we ARE perfect because he and Sutton are separated. See? It's that one day that makes all the difference...

You know you're obsessed with theatre when:

You're in Hawaii and you're jealous of your friend seeing Curtains in New York.

When you're shaving, you raise your Venus razor and yell "At last my right arm is complete again!"

You actaully bought the Sebastian limited edition Ultra Clutch Hairspray. Or if you're me, you bought three.

You insist on breaking out into "Omigod You Guys" everytime someone says "Omigod".

When seeing a movie, you always imagine it as a musical to see whether it will work or not. And if it does, you start choreographing it.

Whenever someone is typing you automatically think of "The Speed Test".

When someone makes a reference to The Wizard of Oz you automatically begin a rundown of Wicked and how it "really happend".

When at the stagedoor and you hear someone say "What else has he/she been in?" you quickly turn around and name every show that actor has done since he/she was 10.

You insist on explaing every show to everyone who walks by the theater in Times Square.

You use actors' first names like they're friends and expect everyone to know who they are. i.e. "Laura (Bell Bundy) does the BEST Celine (Dion) impersonation!"

During classes and you're bored you start writing the lyrics to your favorite musicals.

Random words and phrases set you off into an outburst of song and dance.

When cleaning your room you begin singing "Hard Knock Life".

Instead of a picture of Zac Efron in your locker, you have a picture of Liza Minnelli.

When people ask "If you could have one wish what would it be?" you reply "I wish my life were a musical."

You are seriously considering refusing to get on the connecting plane when you must stop in New York for a connecting flight.

You've yelled (with a large mass of people near by), "YOU DIDNT WATCH THE TONY'S?!"

Tony Night is the most important night of your life and if it falls on prom night, so be it.

You've gotten in trouble more than once for breaking out into "Springtime For Hitler" when learning about WWII.

Your friends and family have given up buying you normal presents for your birthday because they know all you want are tickets to a show, some Broadway book, OBC recordings, etc...

Instead of yelling "Jesus Christ!" you yell "Jesus Christ Superstar!"

You think this Hairspray movie is a joke and you spaz when you see how John Travolta MURDERED that role. (OK, that could be just me. But hey, I saw Harvey Feirstein and when you see him, there's no going back.)

You get depressed at the theatre stores in New York because you own most of the stuff they sell.

Your friends who see you on a regular basis rarely see you where the same show shirt twice.

You wish Justin from Ugly Betty was your best friend.

You wish Jack from Will and Grace was your best friend.

The words "privacy" and "personal space" have no meaning to you.

Hugs are more acceptable then handshakes.

If someone you know someone who has the first name of an actor you love, you refuse to call them by their real name and call them the actor's name. (Example: My math teacher's name is Laura and I insist on calling her Laura Bell Bundy. And I get mad when she doesn't respond.)

You get all the Broadway jokes on all the sitcoms.

You freak if someone whistles in a theatre. (Thats right stupid person at Curtains, I'm talking to you. Just because its intermission, its not an excuse!)

You KNOW there is a theatre song for every situation and you sing it.

Half of your life is spent in a car driving to rehearsals, shows, auditions, classes...

At least one of the walls in your room is covered with theater memoribilia.

You get mad at people who call themselves musical lovers saying that High School Musical is their favorite.

You could spend days in a Barnes and Noble drama section.

Being locked in solitary confinment wouldn't bother you because you could just perform every musical in the history of the world.

You will find any excuse under the sun to spend a day in New York.

Living in a one bedroom apartment with 4 people in New York City doesn't seem that bad to you.

You've cried during a scence that isnt the least bit sad just because its theater.

These words are the most true to you: "We're a special kind of people known as show people! We live in a world of our own. Our days are tied to curtains, they rise and they fall. We're born every night at half hour call. We cant picture being anything but show people! Civilians find the whole thing quite bizarre. But that hum in our hearts when the overture starts lets us know how lucky we are!" - Show People from 'Curtains'

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Found Our Way To Love by Winter Sapphire reviews
She's on a journey to find the love she lost. He's on a quest to help her learn to love herself. It isn't a mystery that their ultimate goals are one another. Follow the story of Emmett and Elle as they fall in love. Emmett/Elle.
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007
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[Based on Legally Blonde: The musical] Elle has just won her first case, and Emmett has never been more in love with her. What happens though when he overhears Warner’s proposal to Elle, and doesn’t stick around to hear her decline? [EmmettElle]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
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Sweeney Todd: Does Love Exist? reviews
Sweenett. Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd attemt to find love. But can Sweeney still love?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2008
Perfect Harmony reviews
Elle and Emmett oneshot. I was having serious writer's block so I consider this total drabble.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
The Chip On Her Shoulder reviews
Legally Blonde Basically what happends before and after Elle's graduation and her proposal to Emmett. Yes, there will be fluff...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete