The Shinigami died of laughter, the toads cried salty tears and the girl… well, she tried. "It's not my fault," she told herself. It is something of an art to make a village of murder and backstabbing worse than it already is. "I just didn't realise how talented I am." A world full of irony.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Gon receives a letter from the father he never knew, telling him to find out for himself the reason why he chose to serve the infamous family instead of staying with his only son. Thus, Gon heads to Kukuroo mountain to apply as a butler where he meets his "reason" in the form of a spoiled rebellious teenage assassin. AU

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!

How much easier would it have been for Harry if he had common sense? Series of oneshots. Crack fic

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto DISCONTINUED

Sequel to Hakumei: It has been three years since the Chuunin Exam War. Now a new mission, separating Hakumei, and the mysterious Akatsuki, who contain old enemies and new ones, will test their friendships and force the team to end what started so very long ago.

"Potter cursed me!" Draco whined. "Malfoy cursed me!" Harry grumbled. Theo just smirked knowingly. Drarry, slash. IN PROGRESS

Science loving suicidal person falls into the Naruto world. What happens when a reincarnation dies for a second time? What if you couldn't die permanently, no matter how hard you tried? What if the only other 'scientist' around is a sadistic snake loving ninja named Orochimaru and you catch his notice? M for repeated suicide. Psychological fic. Genderqueer semi-insert OC.

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

What did Sirius do when he was bored. Act like a pureblood? NO!

Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Taking place when Team 7 consisted of Kakashi,Sasuke,Sakura and Naruto. Tsunade is Hokage. Join the team while they try to survive a C-rank mission gone bad-and try to learn what they can about how it could have happened.Ch39 End Game