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My fandoms:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (PJO)-Rick Riordan

Heroes of Olympus (HOO)-Rick Riordan

Harry Potter-J.K. Rowling

Divergent-Veronica Roth

The Hunger Games (THG)-Suzanne Collins

Kingdom Keepers-Ridley Pearson

The Selection Trilogy-Kiera Cass

The Fault in our Stars-John Green

Doctor Who

I yelled at my teacher for saying that Athena was the wife of Zeus. Then he said Hera was Roman. I am lucky that the teacher joked around a lot or else I would have been in some serious trouble.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beakendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Things I Have Learned From Rick Riordan:

1. Math teachers are evil.

2. Never upset a child of Athena.

3. Sets' secret name is Evil Day. (Use it with care)

4. The Set animal does not appreciate being called Leroy.

5. Never trust a Chihuahua.

6. Pink poodles called Gladiola are very kind.

7. The God of Toilet Paper can actually be really cool.

8. It isn't impossible to gamble with moonlight.

9. Believe it or not; HellHounds can be domesticated into house - well... arena pets...

10. Elvis was a magician. Seriously!

11. Never trust bald men who try to sell you water beds.

12.The Ferryman of the Dead wants a pay rise.

13. It is not safe to leave a possessed Hispanic alone on a warship only he can drive.

14. The five elements are Earth, Fire, Water, Air, and Cheese.

15. Underwater kisses are much better than normal ones.

16. Everyone wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

17. Never underestimate your power.

18. Percy needs to learn how to not blow up mountains.

19. Calypso is always on Percy's mind. Always. Next to Annabeth.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:

"Do not use while sleeping."

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body."

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use."

(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

"Warning: contains nuts."

(Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:

On a child's superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On my teacher's push mower:

"DO NOT LIFT ABOVE HEAD WHILE RUNNING"

(what do you mean? WARN CLEARLY BECAUSE THERE MAY BE IDIOTS OUT THERE THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND!)