As my username states, I am the laziest house-elf ever lived on the surface of the Earth. Though I was born for hard work, may brain always shouts No! No! No! in every job I do. My masters are Slytherins and they don't normally scolds me for not working because they can't free me or I'll spill their secrets to the Ministry. I spend my free time reading, online or paper published. I found this little website that writes about the world my masters walk on. Unlike other house elves, as may have noticed, can speak straight English. I write about my masters at Fanfiction Net. As I was browsing this peculiar website, I found out this tiny-what do you Muggles call it?-fandom called Twilight. I read about five sories in it and clearly, I was not impressed. As a peculiar magical being, werewolves and vampires in there are stupid.

Still the laziest house elf in existence,

Corinth