I'm twenty one, female, and I have no life.

I am slightly deranged. More than slightly. If you like stuff written by sane people, check out someone else's page. If you don't believe I'm not sane, just read a little farther. feel free to hit the back button at any time. Honestly. I swear I won't cry if you leave. Much. At least I'll try not to. Are you still here, 'cause I was hoping that you'd hit back by now. Meh, I warned you.

I have many story ideas, but I tend to only get a few scenes down before I lose inspiration. I have a Final Fantasy vii story in the works, but I don't want it to turn out like my naruto one, so I'm holding on to it 'til I'm happy with it.

Interests:

In my spare time I draw, read, write, watch anime, and practice my cynicism. ...no. Don't say anything. Just don't.

As far as literature, I'll read about anything as long as it's done well, and it's not utter innaccurate crack (like what my sister writes). I do not enjoy reading about Hermione kicking Ron to the curb to become a spiteful emo kid and make out with Draco. Or AU high school fics where everyone is gay and/or screwing the teachers.

Crazy theories I subscribe to: Most of these have been nullified or proven, so I dont have many at the moment.

Reno/Axel-yes I'm one of those. Really though I don't think you can be a fan of both of them and never entertain the idea. The only logical argument I've heard against it is that A-E-L doesn't spell Reno. Which is true, I just have difficulty caring.

Vincent Valentine needs to be in Kingdom Hearts somewhere. Not because of yuffentine or valenwind or whatever else have you; but because he's awesome. He was supposed to be in the first one, but they ended up sticking Cloud in.(Because it is and always will be all about Cloud and Sephiroth when dealing with 7) I do award the yuffentine shippers a point though, for finding clever ways to work him in.

One day, activists will become bored with animal rights and move onto the next great form of undeserved abuse. That of machinery. Pre-empt the movement! Be kind to electronics!

Stuff I'm likely to read:

Adventure fics-cause things actually happen.

Angst and tragedy-cause Angst makes me giggle

Comedy and Parody-hmm maybe cause they're funny? (Tasteful ones, not 'Akatsuki celebrates Valentine's Day')

Romance-depends on the pairing

Favored Characters:

Naruto:

all the Akatsuki(except Tobi/Madara and Hidan)

wait. This list will go on forever.

You know, lets just try it this way.

Least Favorite Characters:

from Naruto:

Tobi, Hidan, Yamanaka Ino, Yakushi Kabuto, Kankuro

from Bleach:

Hinamori, all the filler characters.

from Harry Potter:

Percy Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Prof. Trelawney, Ernie MacMillian, Crabbe and Goyle. Yes they are one entity.

Final Fantasy(collective)

Seymour Guado, all the VII characters added for Dirge

Death Note:

No, no intense hatred... Oh wait definately Misa.

from One Piece:

I can honestly say that there is no one and nothing I hate about One Piece

Thats all I can think of at the moment.

If by this point I have caused any brainrot, i can only offer my insincere condolences and guffaw loudly at my successful corruption of your braincells. Because I've always wanted to use the word guffaw in a sentence.