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Author has written 6 stories for Grey's Anatomy, and House, M.D..

Hiiiiii guuyyss~ I'm Tracey! ;)

& you're a criminal. /:I

I write truly shitty smut and truly smutty shit. & a buttload of angst when it's that time of the month. Seriously read my House fics. Those gifts only come once a month, too. JOY.

But more often than produce ~~VERBAL DIARRHEA~~ for fics in fandoms that I have the fail-pacity to ruin, I draw & paint stuff & design clothes. No, none of that anime crap. Go row back to Japan if you want to see those huge ass moonbeam, prism-colored eyes and neon hair in what some dorks call art.

i r Jew

& I'm very opinionated. Often politically incorrect. Can you tell?

AZNS

Age: 17

Birfday: 12/26/91

Country: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! (& I'm allowed to brag now because we have Barack Obama, llloooosseeerrss

TV/Book/Really Old Cartoon Ships: House/Cam.. yeah, yeah. I know. (House, M.D.), Michael/Pam, Michael/Jan (The Office), JD/the entire universe, esp. Turk (Scrubs), Jared/the entire universe (Superjail!), Arnold/Helga, Gerald/Phoebe (Hey Arnold!), Doug/everyone minus Pattie, Pattie/hamburger buns (Doug), Odysseus/Athena (The Odyssey), Cathy & young Cathy/crankypants!Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights), Jane/Fitzwilliamgeraldsinclairematthew Rochester, Olivia/St. John/Rochester (Jane Eyre)

Real Life (yes, gross) Ships: David Hockney/Andy Warhol/Anderson Cooper/foofy drinks. Ask me if I'm kidding. Seriously.

Goals: I plan to become a curator, fashion/interior/set designer, scoialite, newspaper/magazine editorialist, and spaceman. I said 'and'. Maybe a rabbai. I'm on the fence about Rabbai. OH and I want to eventually have a flavor of something (ice cream, gonorhhea, really anything expect a dance move.. which has a flavor) named after me. It can be posthumous; that's awwwwwriiiiight~ (I fucking love Quagmire.)

I like really dorky comedy boys like Seth MacFarlene, David Wain, Paul Rudd (well, he isn't dorky but he is GORGEOUS), & that one guy that did that one movie. Whatever he was fat.

I you have something to say, message me. If not, then idk wtf ur doin hear

loves,

TRACEYYYY

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I Do? I Don't by ColorOfAngels reviews
Could a drunken mistake be the best thing that ever happened to them? A lot can happen before an annulment is finalized... After all, as House said himself, the most successful marriages are based on lies... HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,880 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
Deliver Me by snowflake912 reviews
Meredith Grey literally crashes into the wreck that is Derek Shepherd's life. Battling with amnesia while locked in an isolated cabin with a man she has never met, she finds herself believing in him despite the telling evidence. MerDer AU
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,794 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006
We Are Family by yiska93 reviews
A conference in Chicago. It can't be that bad... right? Family, hidden pasts, tragedy and famous people are all hidden behind the mask that is Allison Cameron. But what happens when House meets her family and learns the truth?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,475 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/12/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
In The Still Of The Night by Timbereads reviews
After a hard night of boozin', House awakes to find something different in his bed. A very bad different. Lies, bets, drugs, sex, and dying patients, it's all too much for House. Too bad his only salvation is with someone he'd rather not see. [HouseCam]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron
Losing It by DreamsofSpike reviews
SPOILER ALERT! After Amber's death, Wilson can't bring himself to forgive...all he can think about is vengeance. House, on the other hand, is willing to do anything to earn his friend's forgiveness. This proves to be a recipe for disaster for both.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,778 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
More Than A Memory by yiska93 reviews
Based on the Garth Brooks song. As she stared out into the busy hospital she felt her breathing quicken and she clutched the blanket desperate for something – anything.Who the hell was she?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,564 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
A Touch of Destiny by the psycho sour skittle reviews
How does one event change the course of two lives? A HouseCameron story. Will be OOC at times, but as close in in character as possible. DISCONTINUED
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 187,024 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House
Squashed Strawberries by MMAMi reviews
A House and Cameron story. Love and Pregnancy basically... there might even be some humour involved at some point. My first House MD fanfiction... be kind. Part 1 of an ongoing series. Chapter 17 now up! x
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,656 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
When House Discovers Fanfiction by katie mase reviews
One day House discovers the world of fanfiction. What's even more surprising is, it's all about him! Not meant to be taken seriously by any means. Rated T for safety. Total Parody. Complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Learning to Fall by Perfection's Scream reviews
She had half a mind to whack him right out of that coma with his own cane. Housecam. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Three Seasons in 30 Minutes by fluffy2001 reviews
Season four! A strange idea cowritten with JennifferButterfly. Inspired by 'Star Wars Trilogy in 30 Minutes'. The idea is to condense each season into a fast paced, snarky and overall whacked out chapter. Parody is love, except for season four.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Desperation by HouseAddiction reviews
House and Cuddy need to get social lives...so they're back on the dating scene. HUDDY ALL THE WAY! No flames, please.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,942 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Simplicity by Midnight Raptor reviews
Formerly "Look After You". How do you tell the one person you've allowed yourself to fall for since becoming a malipulative bastard, the three words you can't bring yourself to say? Summary sucks. Complete. Hameron. Loosely based on the song by The Fray
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
South of Normal by Inspector Minkey reviews
...I've been alienating people since I was three!... And House has, but why? Spring of '63 onward.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - G. House
Blind Date by chilibreath reviews
Cameron's friend has had it with her man problems. Time to take action.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House
Time Is On My Side by Houseketeer reviews
House, Cameron, HouseCam HouseCameron. This story started life as a one shot, but grew. Cameron plans to ask House out until either he or she can take no more.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Five Stages by queenb81385 reviews
When a hospital fundraiser brings Sebastian Charles back to Princeton Plainsboro House is forced to deal with Cameron. HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
A Different Reason by mishy-mo reviews
The skinny brunette, he said without thinking. Then there was a flash of cold steel and the crack of gunfire. Allison Cameron had been shot. Alternate to 'No Reason' House/Cam. Some strong language and sexual themes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,456 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - [G. House, A. Cameron] - Complete
And Then There Were Five by JellyBean30 reviews
SPOILERS for the 'alleged' start of Season 4. Can't really say anything more, can I? See some details inside. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - G. House - Complete
Trying To Hide the Pain by nighttime writer reviews
CHANGED CHAPTER 2! House is two seconds away from crashing and burning but everyone is too angry at him for crying cancer to consider that there's a kernel of truth in every lie. Just how much of House's lie was true? Full summary inside. RR Please.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - G. House
Lux et Veritas by knowhere reviews
Literati. Rory, a college freshman, meets a confident adult Jess for the first time. What happens when the circumstances are changed? AU
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,300 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Jess M., Rory G.
Two Rooms At The End Of The World by Tidwell reviews
House's request for a week off is strange enough. But the reason for his request is the real shocker. A definite 'what if' story. Chapter 16 is up. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,978 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Speechless by RedGrayBall reviews
House is slowly realizing he has something to say to Cameron, but when the time comes he may find himself unable to speak.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,438 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
My Name is It by Sweet A.K reviews
We’ve all read the “House’s daughter” stories, but what if he had a daughter that didn’t show up looking for him? What if he found her instead? What if this was before the Minions, the infraction, the coldness? Would it have changed him? Apparently not...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - G. House
Florida or Bust by Freakygreeneyes reviews
What if, instead of the booze cruize, Phyllis was right about the whole office heading to Florida? Jam! Dwight in a Speedo! It doesn't get better than this!
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
The Wedding Date? by tanzfieber reviews
“This is a wedding invitation.” Her hazel eyes scanned the page again, and then the front of the envelope. “Hmm, maybe it was misaddressed—who would invite YOU to a wedding?” Will he go? What about the 'and guest' part? Oh, and there's a bet to win. HC
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,355 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Damaged by Maureen Painted Green reviews
They're both so far past broken now. HouseCameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House
You Shouldn't Drink Alone by ColorOfAngels reviews
"You know, you really shouldn't drink alone. It's bad for your reputation."Well then it's a good thing that you showed up to keep me from being alone and rescued me and my reputation from that fate," she retorted. My take on a Post Finale HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
No Greater Act of Courage by Cat-Hattin reviews
Cameron can't stop thinking about that kiss... Will House push her away or will Cameron win him over? Ch5, House goes digging in Cameron's past.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
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Three Fourths reviews
After the infarction, House is a fraction of what he used to be. And he plans to change that.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - G. House
Live the Life reviews
She had decided, adamantly, an hour after her plane had landed, that she would meet him. And Mark believed every word; She'd fly to New Jersey for the weekend to visit an old friend. Just to drop by. See how things were. HouseStacey
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - G. House, Stacy W.
Open Mind reviews
What did House really see during those 97 seconds?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Requiem reviews
Taking a small break from Desperado. I'd really appreciate feedback, critiques, comments, etc. This is a very, VERY depressing OneShot, but I'm pretty satisfied with it. You've been warned! [Character Death]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - G. House - Complete
Desperado reviews
Two doctors keep finding themselves in the least seductive places, leading to far more than just seduction: they'll questuion their judgement, morals, even trust. Promises will be made. And broken. Secrets will be kept. And divulged. [HouseCam]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
Try reviews
She was a tomboy. A rowdy, persistent tomboy who loved playing with the big boys: finding a challenge and tackling it easily. Now, her greatest challenge is a man, broken and humiliated, she'll try for him. She'll try for them. [we love the CAGE]
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007