This is a joint account for the users Super Smexy Snuffles and RFLupin. It's where we're going to post some of the most amazing works of art ever to grace the world of English literature . . . Or our co-authored fics, which ever comes first.

About us: we are high school seniors, both of whom are eager to get out of our hometown and see the world . . . Snuffles wants to take it over, but yea . . . We write mostly HP stuff, with some dabbling in LOTR, POTC, and various historical things. We're strictly non-slash, and Lupin is the Anti!Canon Fearie.

PLEASE NOTE:

Our particular brand of humor involves making fun of everyone, so chances are, you're going to be "it" at least once. If you are minus a sense of humor and/or can't take a joke, please don't read our work. We feel it nessecary to post a warning like this on our front page, and in subsequent author's notes, so that we don't seriously offend anyone. None of our work is meant to do any real damage. It's meant to be funny and in a "mock-your-fandom" style, with a little bit of satire . . . Okay, a lot of satire.

If you are honestly and deeply offended by something, then by all means, send us a message to let us know. Intelligent, well-thought-out complaints will be taken into consideration, and if we feel your argument is valid, we will remove the fic in question. But if you just flame us, we'll ignore you and get on with our lives.

None of our work is meant to be taken too seriously. It isn't Socrates, or Plato, or even Dr. Seuss. It's just us, two outsiders in high school, making fun of the world we see around us. Naturally, it'll be biased and not 100 percent accurate all the time. (Some people are probably saying, "Well, no duh," but unfortunately, not everyone has a brain, so we have spell these things out quite clearly to avoid getting banned and such.)

Basically, you don't have to agree with what we're saying, but please respect our right to say it. We'll do the same for you.

And, now a word from our sponsor:

Hello! This is Snuffles speaking, or typing rather... Anywho, as Lupin is the AntiCanon Faerie I am the future ruler of the world and I say that if any of the actual authors read our shiz, well, we might be in trouble...

Anyway, anyone who tries to flame us will have to face me and my crew of miscreants. We shall run out the long nines and the triple guns, and see if you're in any fit state to be so rude... I'm a pirate, I can't help it, and enjoy it loads. Just warning you, seeing as Dead Men Tell No Tales, especially At Worlds End...hehehe.

Comments, critiques, and intelligent questions are welcomed. I, Lupin, will try to reply to each person who reviews, because I aspire to be a professional author, and really appreciate feedback.

Hate mail will be replied to in full, with snark!cannons set on "high." Consider yourself warned.