[Murdoc x Noodle] The last long lap is the hardest. I shall be dumped where the weed decays, and the rest is rust and stardust.

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

There is no perfect love story. But he tells her, whimsical and smiling, they would have what happily ever after there exists because this is easy as lovers go. Or something like that.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.

one-shot; it's a nice day. Shikamaru is dead. It's a nice day.

[slash] James and Sirius' latest quarrel comes to a surreal and dysfunctional end--imagery, allegory, and dystopia in two parts.

Cho Chang loves flying. enter the labyrinth [Cho & Cedric]

He was your treasure hunt, the secret door in the attic you always dreamt about as a kid but were always too afraid to go looking for because pirates and monsters and ghosts lurked on the other side." I'm back! (Kinda.) Short musing about Arnold. Very e.