I obviously changed my name. I was previously Aly-of-Tortall13, but now I am...Odd.Aly. Simply because I have taken a huge liking to the word odd.

About ME:

Name: None of your beeswax Mister or Missus.

Age: Somewhere between thirteen and eighteen. I will give you no more information than that.

Race: Caucasia.

Religion: Wiccan and proud of it.

Sexual Orientation: Straight (I'm highly supportive though.)

Labels that have been applied (I'll put weather they fit or not):

Tree-Hugger. Yes.

Hippie. Sorta.

Emo. No.

Goth. No

Tomboy. Yes.

Girly-Girl. Hell no.

Combat-Boot-and-Camouflage-Wearing-Feminist. Hell Yes.

Witch. Yes, well. Ish. Kinda depends on how you view my religion.

Lezbo. No.

Prep. Not on your life.

Poser. No.

Chick. No, I am not a chick, I am a girl. Chick is degoratory. I am not a wench either. Or a doxy, or fishwife.

Those are some correct and incorrect labels that shouldn't be applied, no matter how accurate they may or may not be.

Musical Instruments: Violin. I used to play it anyways.

Favorite authors:

Tamora Pierce

J.K. Rowling

Piers Anthony is good as well.

Kathleen Tessaro wrote my favourite book: Innocence.

William Shakespeare is the best playwright ever, in my own opinion anyways. (And as we all know, it counts as 20.)

Plus many other beautiful authors with beautiful works.

Favorite Bands/Artists:

Dean Martin

Ludo

Frank Sinatra

All Time Low

Hinder

Panic! At The Disco

Tommy & The High Pilots

Mischief Brew

The Wicked Cast

The Repo! The Genetic Opera Cast

Moulin Rouge! Cast

Bobby Darin

In case you couldn't tell, I listen to about anything under the glorious moon. Except rap, hip-hop, soul, and pop music.

Random Faves:

All-time ever favourite children's book- Skippy Jon Jones. (I forgot the author but it's a children's book, but I love it to death!)

Favourite "adult" book- Innocence by Kathleen Tessaro.

Candy- Och. That's a hard one. I think I am going to have to say Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Play- The Taming of the Shrew.

Class- Computer Applications. Mostly because I can do my work in five minutes and go on Fanfiction or write for the rest of the period.

Poem- Fire and Ice by Robert Frost.

1. Knee-High Socks (Especially if they have mustaches on them.)

2. The Beach.

3. Writing.

4. Musicals.

5. Black, purple, green, blue, and all the colors under the rainbow except one.

6. Funny shirts. Actually shirts in general, because I really don't like parading around shirtless.

7. Trees.

8. Music.

9. Parties.

10. Edgar Allan Poe.

11. Old Disney Movies i.e. Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella etc. (Aladdin was my favorite.)

12. Nightmare Before Christmas.

13. Mississppi and Colorado (I live in niether.)

14. Italian food and the language.

15. Baltimore Ravens.

Random Dislikes:

1. Pity.

2. Dark Chocolate.

4. Pink. That's the color that was mentioned earlier that I do not like.

5. Most of the boys from my school, seriously they are all huge and complete assholes who are not only jocks, but jocks who can't play sports to save a life. Yet, they still think that they rule the school and be jerks to people who are "lesser" than they are.

6. Most girls at my school. It's bad enough that the guys are idiots, but the girls are worse. Because they just help inflate the guys' attitudes by following them around like little lost puppy dogs with no minds of their own. Plus they let the guys take them into the stairwells during class and have sex. It's really disgusting when you walk into that.

7. Barbie dolls. I really don't like barbies. They give girls an "ideal" look to go for, even though that "look" is really only achievable with anorexia and hair dye. Making girls malnourished and trying to live up to a standard they can't achieve even though they don't need to because everyone is beautiful in their own way.

8. Crusty old men who stare at you in stores. Whose eyes on you just give you the creeps, like they are secretly planning on backing you into a dark alley to have his wicked way with you.

9. Spongebob Squarepants. He is the most annoying cartoon ever. He is so ridiculously stupid. And well, I tend to like stupid movies and such, but there is a line where there is too stupid and Spongebob crossed that line a league back.

10. Snow, the Winter, cold.

11. Rats.

12. Bugs and spiders. Especially crickets. They just give me the heebie-jeebies.

13. Fat guys who think it is a-okay to walk around in public with no shirt on. That should really not be socially acceptable. I do not like having to use eye-bleach every time I see that.

14. Pictures taken of me. I look high in about every picture that is taken of me.

15. War video games. FPS' I royally suck at them. No lie.

16. Pittsburgh Steelers.

17. Barbie Girl by Aqua. It is the most aggravating song I have ever heard. It gets in your head and doesn't let go. It's like a freaking tumor. No joke.

18. Miley Cyrus, High School Musical, Camp Rock, Jonas Brothers, etc. How about I just put it as "New Disney." I noticed that ever since Walt Disney died, that the quality of Disney has been slowly going down hill. I think that he would be ashamed at what it has become.

Favorite Pairings in the Tamora Pierce's Tortall universe:

Kel/Dom

Neal/Yuki

Beka/Rosto

Jon/Thayet

Alanna/George

Okay Pairings in Tamora Pierce's Tortall universe:

Kel/Neal

Kel/any other friend besides Cleon (because he is the worst character ever)

Alanna/Jon

Pairings in Tamora Pierce's Tortall universe that might get some interesting stories going:

Alanna/Raoul

Shinko/any of Kel's friends

Yuki/any of Kel's friends

Quotes

~If you lie with dogs you get up with fleas

~Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

~All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts

~Nothing last forever, times change, nations come and go,and the world has it's revolutions, just as the sea has it's tide.

~I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

~A man always wants to be a woman's first love. That's thier clumbsy vanity. We women have a sublter instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance

~There is a luxury in self-reproach. For if we blame ourselves than we fell no one else has the right to blame us

~I can resist anything but temptation

~Think you're escaping and run into yourself. The longest way round is the shortest way home.

~Just breathing isn't living!

~ For life be, after all, only a waitin' for somethin' else than what we're doin', and death be all that we can rightly depend on

~ There are two tradgies in life. One is to not get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.

~ The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a deal longer

~ I am never afraid of what I know

~ Love has no age, limit; and no death

~ Niether borrower nor lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine ownself be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.

~ Where words fail music speaks

~ Music is the space between the notes

~ There is no theory. You have only to listen . Pleasure is the law. I love music passionately. And because I love it, I try to free it from barren traditions that stifle it. It is a free art gushing forth, an open-air art boundless as the elements, the wind, the sky, the sea. It must never be shut in and become an academic art.

~We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream. Wandering by lone sea breakers, and sitting by desolate streams. World losers and world forsakers, for whom the pale moon gleams. Yet we are movers and the shakers of the world forever it seems.

~Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring

~ Don't steal, the government hates competition

~I love it when someone insults me, that means I don't have to be nice to anyone.

~Any bad experience can be seen as a good story to tell.

~Smooth roads never make good drivers! Smooth sea never makes good sailors! Clear skies never make good pilots! Problem free life never makes a strong and good person! Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life. Don't ask life, "Why me?" Instead, say, "Try me!"

~In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be, wouldn't, and everything it wasn't, was.

~If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you will not bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you will be willing to eat a lot of bitter grapes in search of another sweet one.

~Discovering is seeing what everyone else is seeing and thinking what no one else has thought.

~A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help.

~Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

~Your face is a book where men may read strange matters.

~Hatred ever kills, love never dies- such is the vast difference between the two.

~Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

~There are times when silence has the loudest voice.

~It's strange- but true; for truth is always strange, stranger than fiction.

~You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

~Life’s challenges are not suppose to paralyze you, they're suppose to help you discover who you are

Poems

Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire

Some say in ice

From what I've tasted of desire I hold to those who favor fire.

But if I had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction Ice

Is also great

And would suffice.

-Robert Frost 1923

The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe (I'm too lazy to write it out)

Funny Email

Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90 probability you’ll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly, fat, or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Well...actually I am but...)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (When George Bush was Pres. ;))

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I paint my NAILS BLACK so I must be EMO, GOTH, or SATANIST

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your taller than your mother, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think, "Screw Mr. Darcy and Mr. Rochester...I'll take James Potter and/or Edward Cullen any day...", copy and paste this into your profile.

(James Potter all the way)

If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use sarcasm to battle stupid people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

Other things:

I believe in magic. To me magic is everywhere. Magic is the world. The trees, flowers, wind, water. To me it isn't fairies and unicorns but simple things. Like how you can fight with your family and still love each other. Magic is little things that make you smile. Like watching your little cousin grow. Magic is in a smile, a laugh. Magic is that certain someone that brightens your day. To me magic is friendship. Magic is love. So to me magic is real.

Things you probably didn't know about Wicca:

1. We believe in both the God and Goddess.

2. We believe nothing is inherently evil.

3. We believe in reincarnation.

4. There are different branches of Wicca like there are different branches of Christianity.

5. It wasn't an established religion until about sixty years ago, but the practices have been around since the beginning and even before Christanity in some form.

6.We don't believe in forcing our religon down people's throats.

7. We follow the Witches/Wiccan Rede.

8. There are no set rules like the Ten Commandments the only thing close to that is "And Ye Do No Harm, Do What Ye Will" (ending words of the Rede).

9. Our Sabbats (Holidays) and why they are symbolic are:

Imbloc (February 2) -Stands for Purification and Fertility

Ostara (March 21) Spring Equinox - Fertility, Beginning of the Cycle of Rebirth

Beltane (May 1) May Day - Fertility Death of Winter, Approach of Summer

Mid-Summer (June 21) Summer Solstice - Longest Day, Thankfulness

Lammas (August 1) - Beginning of the Harvest Season, Middle of Summer

Mabon (September 21) Fall Equinox - Beginning of the Fall

Samhain (October 31) Halloween - Summer's End, End of the Harvest Season

Yule (December 21) Winter Solstice - Shortest Day, Birth of a new Solar Year, Rebirth of the God

Currently accepting beta invites.

Hey Lilly Bean I mentioned you! What you don't see it? Oh it's right there there there! Hahaha. I'm hilarious aren't I?