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hello

i am obsessed with naruto

i also love bleach

i love kingdom of hearts

i have a dsxl and a ipad

i love this site

and im obsessed with cartoon

I have black hair

I am african-American

I am 17 yrs old

I like the colors orange blue red and black

I love r&b music Rihanna asap rocky adele

I also • love t.v and I am most seen at McDonalds and burger king

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Stupid people are like slinkeys: They're completely useless, but nevertheless bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs...! If you love stupid people, add this to your page!!.

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"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Put this on your page if you love Naruto!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you