You know what, you possessed monkey, I've decided I would NOT rather have a bowl of Coco Pops so take your ruddy obesity campaign and stick it up your-

Hey there! So, I'm a person and I like reading, drawing (my profile picture is one I drew of my character Ardea from my fanfic, Flames), singing, playing bass guitar, being weird and annoying and writing (obviously.) I like to live. I like chocolate. I sound boring in words. I love people. And animals. And objects. And non-existant things. I'm ... different. Slightly CRAAAZZY. I like to talk. When I'm not doing all that stuff which is not very often, I try my hand at stand-up (in private). No one has ever heard any comedy I have written and I will keep it that way coughBecause I suckcough My influences are Jonathan Ross, Russell Brand and Noel Fielding.

I'm 14 but very mature for my age and enjoy writing obscene stories. Torchwood are my fave fix and I'm trying to write a POTC fanfic but it's not going too well... UPDATE: I will NEVER try to write a POTC fanfic. I also like funny Harry Potter fix because if well written they can provide comedy and mental images... Not for me of course!

Told you I sound boring in words.

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.