![]() Author has written 2 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Resident Evil. Hello people of the world! Job: I'm an assassin bitches ;D I play Resident Evil, Assassins Creed, Left 4 Dead, Grand Theft Auto, Silent Hill, Crash Bandicoot. I listen to Vocaloid, Blue Stahli, Disturbed, Black Veil Brides, 30 Seconds to Mars, songs from animes, etc. I read Maximum Ride, The Hunger Games, Beautiful Creatures, Shadow Children series, mangas. I watch South Park, Adventure Time, Family Guy, Blue Exorcist, Junjo Romantica, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya(and its spin-offs), Hetalia, etc. I don't plan on doing much here; just reading and such. I give up easily when I write so yeah...(And I always get extremely scared when I get a review xD.) Enjoy random stuff YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. I got 15/24 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. I got 11/something I'M BOTH O: If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists. I'm aloner, so I must take anti-depressants. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be fat or out of a job. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS |
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