Claret Stasis
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Joined 01-25-07, id: 1206533, Profile Updated: 11-27-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Dragon Age.

Welcome to my lair!

So. I never have much to say in these things, because I can never think of anything productive. But there are some things!

And this part is important, so listen up.

I have two really really old stories posted. I don't like either of them. I don't write like that anymore. I want to rewrite one of them, but I can't ever promise that will happen. You can comment on them. That would be pretty cool, actually, they never really got a lot of love (which is deserved, honestly, but still). But if you have a problem with them, do not bring it up. Do not. I don't care. They are old and I don't write like that anymore.

Anyway! My name's Felicea, and I am a bit obsessive. You see, I've been playing a lot of Dragon Age recently. And because of that, I decided Hey, I really like this game, between my Killjoy fanfiction I should read every single Dragon Age fanfic on this website. And that's what I've been doing. I finally decided to write my own little thing when I had an idea, and I can't say I'll write any more, unless inspiration strikes. Which it may, it does that sometimes. Like lightning, yo.

Just in case I ever forget to put it in my story, here's a disclaimer: I don't own anything. I write, and I own the words in the sequence in which they appear, but the original concepts for the characters and occasionally the original concepts for the stories, not mine. They belong to whoever they belong to, who is not me.

Previous Pen Name: Ame no Kirichi

(ps apparently Claret Stasis actually means something, which HERP DERP I DIDN'T KNOW. But it's an acupuncture thing and I can't decipher it so for now I'm not changing it.)

(((ghhnefinnebeneh I always hate deleting old profiles because I WORKED HARD ON THAT DAMN and so here I'm not going to

hey my name is Sol I'm a huge homestuck and stuff

I've forgotten what punctuation even is thanks tumblr

I don't really write much but when I do it's long disjointed outlines or tiny drabbles with OCs because I am a really good essay writer but a not really so great fiction writer

I'm thinking of changing my pen name to Claret Vitae but I'm not sure yet maybe even Minerv.A3000 or something similar and reminiscent to my tumblr urls idrk

I get a lot of good ideas and then I never write them anyway my tumblr is beepboopminniebot or minerva-is-a-robot and you can definitely talk to me and junk if you want to)))

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Tender Definitions by Zing-baby reviews
A reckless choice of words has Cahllie Tabris questioning just where she stands regarding her Antivan Crow. But the intentions of a trained assasin are not easily deciphered...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
The Fairytale Continues by MyBella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Dinah and the Sisters of Providence by Twilight Cabaret reviews
Dinah is sent to a mental hospital, but she's brought a few hitchhikers along with her....
Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Recollection by It's Just That reviews
Shounen-ai;Yaoi. A collection of Sasori and Deidara oneshots. There's some angst, comedy, romance...but most of all, just SasoDei. Plot bunnies, challenges, and requests are welcome! :D Warning: my Penname has been changed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,813 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Quills are Rather Pointy and Hurt when Stepped on by Figment And Gwen reviews
Marauders Era. NOT SLASH. No, Sirius. I will not let your fingers OR ANY OTHER BODY PART contaminate my muggle objects again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Road Trip! by June13 reviews
All dialogue, thanks to all the critisism it's now right, hopefully, I don't care if it's not exactly right. Title says it all. SR SLASH! You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Heart of the wolf by jennygiraffadil reviews
Sirius makes the transformations easier. Until Remus realises he wants more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Little Miss Moony by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Upon waking, he knew something was horribly wrong. For one thing, he was well endowed for a normally flat chested male. ONESHOT. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
If I Died by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Dialogue Only] Sirius wonders what Remus would do if he would die. Remus wonders too. A bit more than just answers are in store... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus Lupin was not a Girl by The Evil Duck reviews
Sirius has a problem, he's lusting after his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wanderings with Werewolves: The True Story by Fox in the Stars reviews
I didn't expect to suddenly find myself obsessed with HP, but have always loved Prof. Lupin. Just a quickinspired ficlet set, I think, a couple years before the books start.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Remus L., Gilderoy L. - Complete
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Issues of Morality reviews
7 Virtues, 7 Wardens. 49 Drabbles about intent, outcomes, and emotions.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011
Virtuous reviews
Neither of them were without sin. But sometimes, these things just happened. Seven drabbles, F!Tabris/Zevran.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Zevran A., Tabris - Complete
Make Yourself reviews
Rated T for safety. What if Lupin hadn't become friends with the Marauders at first? Who would help him with everything? He finds his comfort in someone who has stuck with him and that he has begun to like more than expected...Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
In the Basement reviews
I've changed this to a NaruHina OneShot. Everyone's on a date but two people. Sadly, it takes one of their cousins to set the obvious couple up on the cutest ? date that Konoha has ever seen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete