KikotheZebra
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Joined 07-18-12, id: 4138688, Profile Updated: 08-04-17

Hello to all who read this. My name is (not telling!) and currently reside America(sorry to all creepers but I'm not telling where I live). My current obsession is Harry Potter, Twilight and all crossovers of the two. I'm addicted to everything supernatural but especially in cartoons involving superheroes( for instance Young Justice). Any homophobes or haters of Twilight(besides Bella haters) shall face my wrath!!!!

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transgender woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transgender.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


If you think that the book Twilight is better than the movie, copy and paste this on your profile

If you're always tripping over non-existent objects, imaginary objects, air, grass, and paper clips (to put it simply, if you're a klutz) copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Jacob Black better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did post this on your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile

5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

You know you live in 2013 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Facebook
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. You were too busy to notice number five
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did

If you can see that freezer door, tell yourself to duck, and then walk into it anyway, paste this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" is a word no matter what, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you love Avatar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have found some websites that can teach you how to bend (Go to Google and type "learn to bend elements" and click on the 1st, 3rd, and 4th links) and you are now learning to be a bender/Avatar, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: PotterPhantomKitten, KikotheZebra

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

You call me a bitch?
Well a bitch is a dog,
Dogs bark,
Bark is on trees,
Trees are a part of nature,
And nature is beautiful,
So thanks for the compliment. :)

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes

I don't obsess, I think intensely

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 10

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :
1. Einstein
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Brad Pitt
8. Hitler
9. KikotheZebra
10. Barack Obama
Ok people stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
-I've used this one-

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
-Used it-

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
-Used it-

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
-Used it-

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
-Used it-

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
-Used it-

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!


If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's butt"

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause...all of our problems start with MEN!"

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find out they are not it

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave'm in the middle)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm black and I speak PROPER ENGLISH so I MUST think I'm white.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES and COMICS so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a PRETENTIOUS SNOB.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

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Life's Game by yaoigirl22 reviews
Wally expected many things when this plan was put into action, THIS was not it. Slash Mpreg. Sequel To Cross The Ocean. Now Complete.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,799 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Kaldur/Aqualad, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Long Game by emospritelet reviews
AU, no curse. Belle French's life in Storybrooke is comfortable and uncomplicated. However, when she meets the enigmatic Mr Gold and decides to make a deal with him, she doesn't foresee how her world will be turned upside down. The strange thing is, she feels as though she's met him before... Mostly Rumbelle with other ships here and there
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 395,401 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Leo's Love by CowabungaChick reviews
A bunch of cute drabbles of the Leo/Reader pairing! Check it out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,857 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
Sometimes Bonds Aren't Worth It by AtLoLevad reviews
Rose's bond to Lissa sometimes pops up in the most inconvenient of times. Like when Rose is trying to be with Dimitri. Set sometime in the future. No spoilers. Dimitri/Rose sex scene.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Dimitri B., Rose H.] [Christian O., Lissa D.] - Complete
Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
God Damn Witch by sshp4ever reviews
Stiles gets kidnapped by a witch. But does he really want the friendly neighborhood alpha to get involved? Licking ensues. Hints of dubious consent. Magic made them do it. Knotting. *This was just an excuse for porn, leave me alone!*
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Mr and Mrs Gold by shegal92 reviews
What if Rumplestiltskin HAD rescued Belle from the Evil Queen? What if Belle had never been in the asylum, instead right there at Mr. Gold's side as the story unfolded? Highly AU, a look at how Season One may have played out had Belle been present for each episode.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,000 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
An American Romance by TruthSS reviews
AU. What happens to the nation when a widower President falls in love with a headstrong consultant? A political firestorm. Based on the movie "The American President."
Scandal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Fitzgerald G./Fitz, Olivia P. - Complete
Rewritten: Series 1 by LizzeXX reviews
9/OC –Time Lady- Time can be rewritten, the Doctor always says. One small change in the timelines leaves the 9th Doctor discovering an old friend much earlier than before. How will this affect his travels with Rose? What will change? What will happen? First in my AU Academic Series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 159,522 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [9th Doctor, OC] - Complete
To Cross The Ocean by yaoigirl22 reviews
Kaldur has always been attracted to him, but he had Tula, now no more. Watch out Wally West, Kaldur is on the prowl.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Kaldur/Aqualad, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
A Spark in the Darkness by random.chick.heart reviews
Our lips meet somewhere in the middle in a passionate kiss, and our message is as clear as that of the crowd when they raised their hands in the traditional salute: We will not be broken. AU version of the 74th Hunger Games. GalexKatniss. Lemons inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,288 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Hoofed lovemaking by Hikikomori reviews
Loki and the horse Svaðilfari are having a VERY good time, Thor witnessing this. Bestiality/Zoophilia
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 237 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Young Lady Of Legends by I Have Finally Moved reviews
She was a shy, self-centred and overall lazy dreamer from our world, transported to the world of Avatar where she's the stuff of some sort of legend. She also can't continue being lazy, not if a certain agitated prince gets his way. ZukoXOcc
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 289,588 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Zuko, OC - Complete
Divine Phantasms by Renai-chan reviews
Visions have been assaulting Charles left and right—only they're visions about him and Erik. Yes. Those kinds of visions. Smut, slash and a whole bunch of kinks.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Forever Shadow Kissed by Hannahmaaate reviews
This is a continued version Shadow Kiss by Richelle Mead. What if Rose went back into the caves and saved Dimitri from the blond Strigoi? Will they survive? If they do, what will people think of their forbidden love? Will it last? Read and Review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,834 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete