Sequel to HP and the Blazin Goblet. HP continues at Hogwarts in his hazy and stoned state. His popularity skyrocketing as the magical world hangs on his every word. Old allies lost, new ones gained. A stalker attempts to break Fleur away. HP cunning.

Castiel, an Angel of the Lord, is frightened by a spider.

"Woodstock?" he asks warily.

This was inspired by the Disney movie Aladdin, which made me realize the Doctor would love a fez and a flying carpet.

The Eleventh Doctor is walking with his companions along a road when they bump into one Rose Tyler. This is the story about the Doctors not-so-secret wife.

Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!

This is a story about a man named George.

What if a fanfiction author actually gets inside a fanfiction? Well, normally the result would be characters being slightly out of character, but add a certified insane fanfiction author into the mix, and you get the Messed up world of Harry Potter.

Superwholock. When the TARDIS gets bored, she likes to mess with the people inside. Especially Dean.

Trapped in Godric's Hollow, Lily Evans Potter decides to go through some of her and James' old school things. In between James' fifth-year Potions notes and his copy of "Hogwarts, A History", she finds a very interesting piece of parchment. One-shot. Lily/James.

Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.

Kurt shows Blaine that he's been practicing having more sex appeal than a baby penguin. Kurt, Blaine, and an Adam Lambert song. Oneshot Klaine ficlet

"I said, give me back my book," Alexis hissed, her glare deepening until George actually feared for his life, but George Weasley wasn't scared of anything.

How many times has James tried to ask Lily out? At the start of his first year, he decided to keep a list. These are some excerpts from that fabled record. Sadly, the incident with the Puffskeins and the Spellotape seems to have been missed out. Oneshot.

This is a collection of 6 word stories for the HPFC. I am going to do 50 characters, starting with Severus Snape, and ending with Lord Voldemort. R&R please. COMPLETE

Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3

Hermione/Remus - When Hermione's less-than-desirable boyfriend beats her to the break-up, she finds out the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else... Belated birthday gift for KaraSays

Why is Sev making sounds in the shower?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.

J/L MWPP: James and his stupid snitch, stupid hair, and stupid attitude drive Lily Evans mad, yet James is dying for Lily to like him. After months of reformation, will his dreams ever come true? *Epilogue added. The End! :D*

Severus Snape's drunken nighttime adventure . Pure hilarity. Rated T for mild very mild language and drunkenness just to be safe.

A collection of 13 random drabbles that I wrote when I was bored one morning, random pairings and they have nothing at all to do with one another.

RemusHermioneSirius - When Remus and Hermione wake up in bed without Sirius, they immediately investigate. What they find surprises both of them, but inevitably solves the mysterious scratching for good. Final Instalment! Part 5 of 5.

Severus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound....

In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.

When Dumbledore comes up with an idea to encourage holiday spirit, what will happen? What ensues when you combine misletoe, Hermione, Severus, a detention, and a deserted hallway at night? One-shot. Please read and review!

Severus objects to a particular song being taught to his son. HG/SS EWE

RemusHermioneSirius – When a dinner at the Burrow turns into an unqualified disaster, the three inhabitants of Grimmauld Place try to come to terms with the consequences of their arrangement. Part 4 of 5.

What happens when the Golden Boy gets drunk while having the song 'Don't Trust Me' by 3oh3 stuck in his head? A song parody! It's an ode to Voldie. Hope you enjoy. Rated for adult themes.

Having sex on a professor's desk, has proved beneficial for both Sirius and Remus before - so why would they not do it again? Oh, but what will happen when they're caught, not by professor Slughorn, but by six students and a naive purple-head? SR. Humor?

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

A ridiculous story that just popped into my mind. Involves Sirius, Remus, gay porn, and a whole lot of confusion. SB/RL. SLASH.

RemusHermioneSirius - A visit from Fred and George leads to an interesting evening at Grimmauld Place. Can Remus, Hermione and Sirius finally uncover the source of the mysterious scratching? Part 3 of 5.

Harry discovers some very...interesting photos when cleaning out Sirius's old room. Post-DH, HPGW, HGRW, SBRL and LEJP.

WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol

Cormac McCleggan thinks he's figured out how to snag Hermione. But things don't go according to plan. Drabble oneshot.

aka The Ten simple Rules To Make Sure You Never Get Excluded or The Way To Save Moony’s Sanity. Put it this way, Remus is bored. Very bored. Crack!fic. Slight fluffy tendencies. Slash. Naked Moaning Myrtle. Beware.

Lily's list of things Sirius CANNOT do when he is baby sitting-with commnets by Sirius and Remus.

RemusHermioneSirius - Hermione, Sirius and Remus thought they had solved the mystery of the scratching noise, little did they know that it was just the start. Part 2 of 5.

“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB

Six years have passed since Sarah defeated the Labyrinth. With a set of powers she can’t control and a certain supercilious Goblin King lingering in her life, Sarah thought there wasn’t anything left that could surprise her...she was wrong.

RemusHermioneSirius - Hermione heard the scratching through her sleep, and set out to find the cause. Joined by her two handsome housemates, the search took a turn she least expected...but enjoyed nonetheless - Part 1 of 5.

2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione

Diamond looks back on his time with Ash, the girl who'd taken him in when no one else would, and his feelings for her. Written in Diamond's POV. Slightly Diamond-Ash, if you keep in mind what happened in the book.

Of sugar ring doughnuts and classroom missions. YAOI, slash. A doughnut became my inspiration for this fic. Not as random as it might seem.

Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.

The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

Hey, remember that time? A series of fourteen drabbles using the lyrics of the song 'That Time' by Regina Spektor as prompts. Various Ratings. JamesLily.

She was wasn't a fool. She knew it would never work. That they would never work, but she continued it. A Dramione Drabble.

Complete! Draco is forced to watch his father torture and kill his mother, and finds that the only way to become a Death Eater is to do the same to Blaise's mother in front of him, instead he runs to the ministry, they give him to Hermione...

Sirius has been given a week to decide between Hermione and Ginny but it would seem luck is not on his side. Features hysterical blindness, an odd love triangle, an angry pureblood and a giggling werewolf. HermioneSiriusGinny.

5 months after graduation, Blaise find Hermione Pregnant and she keeping the fathers name secret, Draco suspects the baby to be his, but the trick is getting her to admit it. DMxHG. I own nothing. rated M for just in case

How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy

Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...

Ginny and Hermione have been flung into the past and they fall in love, make new friends and have their hearts broken. Please read, even if the summary is sucky! HGSB GWRL

In an effort to unite his houses, Dumbledore has organized a games night for his students. Drabbles.

Translates to Midnight Bathing ... “For the brightest witch of your age you really are naive”... SiriusHermione.

Series of oneshots focusing on the misadventures of Sirius Orion “Padfoot” Black and Hermione Jane “Moonstar” Granger. SBHG

Sirius goes to spend Christmas with James and Lily, who are married. They tell him there is to be a new addition to the family, and Sirius gets very, very excited... A cute little fluffy fic. Please read and review!

James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.

It's Harry's birthday and Draco needs some persuading to get into the party mood. HarryDraco.

SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!

Harry comes home to find Draco crying and tries to find out why. HarryDraco.

It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

Crack fic. Imagine a few of the characters in Harry Potter placed on MSN messenger, having a [not so] civil conversation! Oneshot. [Slight slash, may have to squint to see it though.] M for language, nothing else.

Narcissa discovers something about Lucius that he's just a little embarassed to have her know. Songfic of sorts. Please read and review.

Harry'd never admit it, but the way Snape's robes billow behind him is a really cool effect. One potions class, Harry and his friends discover the secret behind the billowing robes... Oneshot. Complete.

Random short double drabble lil under 200 words i wrote inspired by a cute little icon about spin the bottle. HarryDraco slight slash.

Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]

[Short drabble] How to Buy a Carton of Eggs 101, or a silly scene between Harry and Draco that can be taken as HD or not.

Sirius and Remus discover something about Dumbledore and McGonagall that they really didn't want to know.SiriusRemus, Rating T, Complete

When Draco Malfoy decides to join the Light Side,the Golden Trio and Co., find out that there are a lot disturbing about him. For one thing, is he gay? A girl? Bisexual? Straight? And, more importantly, is Dumbledore really dead? Strong T! 1ST FANFICTION!

Newly Revised! Draco doesn't mind being cold. Harry hates it. What happens when there's only one pair of pockets? HD fluff! Cute lil' oneshot. This is slash people. Don't like? Don't read.

Harry sat in his Potions lesson daydreaming away, never knowing what was about to happen.

After their son leaves for another term, the Malfoys remember the old days.

Slytherins and Gryffindors share an auction to remember. Completed

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Magenta watches Frank do it everynight, and it disgusts her. Oneshot. Not angsty.

Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!

Harry has come up with a brilliant way to sneak Draco up to Gryffindor Tower. DMHP. no strong slash actions. cute and fluffy! oneshot

DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE

In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love, 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.

Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.

Part of my Sailing Ships Challenge. Lucius and Narcissa are in the delivery room. Lucius' hand will never be the same. And Bellatrix Just. Won't. Stop. Giggling. LuciusNarcissa

A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.

Ginny and Draco have been good friends since they were young children but kept it a secret for many years. When Draco’s mother is murdered and life at Malfoy Manor is brought to light, he ends up staying with the Weasleys. Complete.

Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.

This is a series of conversation HD Slash pieces I have been working. They are individual stories each chapter!

Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.

Ron and Harry are fighting during potions, which is never a good thing. What happens when someone gets covered with their messed up potion and when that person is Harry’s secret heartthrob and Draco Malfoy at that?

In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.

COMPLETE! Sequel to The Refiner's Fire. Harry's seventh year, complete with exciting developments, lots of training, schooling, snogging, danger, adventure, lots of hospital stays, etc. HPGW, RWHG, RLNT NonHBP compliant. Canon compliant through OotP.

Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process

James attempts to give Harry 'the' talk, while Remus and Sirius 'help'.

A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't who he expected. Slash. Finished!

This was written for Lady Acacia’s ‘The Furry Subculture’ challenge, in which Hermione becomes a werewolf but doesn’t tell anyone. Remus is the first to discover her secret and from there…well, you’ll see. HGRL Took 2nd place in challenge!

A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.

Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.

Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!

COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny

COMPLETE! What would happen if Draco Malfoy found a baby outside his front door, and the only one he could turn to was Harry Potter? HPDM SLASH. Pre HBP.

How Narcissa and Lucius really spent their wedding night… You know it. One-shot comedy. Please read and review.

(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)

It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.

COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"

It's Lily and James' wedding, and Sirius is going to show them how it's really done...JL and RS SLASH One-shot.

When Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world celebrates, but after two weeks of celebrating, things get boring. What does Dumbledore come up with? Why, a singing contest of course! Set in sixth year. Slash DMHP! DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT!

Short oneshot. Dialogue-only. Harry and Draco go baby shopping. Draco decides their baby needs a… bigger, more expensive toy. HxD. Mpreg

I have NO IDEA where this came from... randomness along the lines of scenes that are too insane for Harry Potterville according to Rowling!

If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.