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UPDATE 6 DECEMBER 2012

Adventure Time, One Direction (I'm not a fangirl, I won't spam you with them -_-''''), Avengers, Naruto, Rise of the Guardians (JACK FROSTTT!). :)

So anyways, the reason my profile is long is because if your wi-fi is suddenly down and you're on this page, there are tons of things to read so you don't get bored X'D (I did that once before one someone else's profile. It was hilarious). But if you click on the 'hide bio' button, no worries!! XD
(Just that, I'm not sure if my bio will come out again when the wi-fi's down... :3)

Call me Kaitlyn. Yes, I'm a girl, yes, it's OBVIOUS I like Kiba and Akamaru and if you didn't know, Itachi (Don't give me the 'WHAT?' look). And ok, it should have been reversed. But I wrote that while I was still in Kiba fangirl mode (now I'm in Itachi fangirl mode).

I like (anime/manga) Naruto, Fruits Baskets, erm... Inuyasha, Bleach (kinda, didn't watch much) and... nothing else. Cartoons? Generator Rex. Was obsessed with that b4 Naruto kicked in. In fact, the whole Naruto cast walked into my mind, said "Hello, we're here to chase you outta here," and chased the Generator Rex cast out. Itachi came in much later, he only came because he couldn't find anyone else [might turn this statement into a fanfic... crossover, of course. :)]

I also like to eat CHOCOLATE, ICE-CREAM, AND ALL THOSE LITTLE OREOS. :D

I like to play my lappie. I like to go on fanfiction. I like to see if anyone PMs me or leaves a review. Those two brightens up my day (I noe, I'm weird) and I like broswing through Akatsuki/Itachi/Kiba pictures. I like watching those funny moments stuff on youtube.

I like playing sports like badminton and netball too, though I'm not that good in netball.

And I must tell you, when it comes to having Naruto stuff, I suck at it. I only have an Itachi keychain and the 17th Volume, Itachi's Power (the original series, not Shippuden). It may seem that I'm a bigger fan of Itachi, but believe me, I was looking for Kiba stuff... BELIEVE IT!! Wait, I forgot about the PS3 game, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm.

Oh and one more thing... NO ONE TAKES ITACHI AWAY FROM ME. NO ONE. KIBA IS OPEN THOUGH. YES, THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ON AND I DON'T REALLY CARE. MY POINT IS: ITACHI IS MINE!

RANDOM DIALOGUE TIME!!

Itachi: And you're doing this why?

Me: Because I have nothing better to do.

Kiba: How bout tidying your table?

Me: ... O.O Erm, I did that already! *sweatdrop*

Itachi: Really? *gives me 'the eye'*

Me: NOOOOOO! NOT THE EYE! I DIDN'T, K? HAPPY? AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU TWO NON-EXISTING-PEOPLE-FROM-A-CRAZY-NARUTO-WORLD!

Kiba: And we thought she was sane...

Itachi: Hn...

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RANDOM DIALOGUE TIME 2!!

Hi guys!

Itachi/Kiba: hi.

Why aren't you guys lively?

Kiba: I'm bored.

Itachi: hn.

What does 'hn' mean?

Itachi: It means I am not in the mood to talk.

But you just talked!

Itachi: That's because you asked me a question.

So if you say 'hn', then I ask you a question, you suddenly have the mood to talk?

Itachi: Wha...?

Kiba: LOL.

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NUMBEH 3.

I'm so sorry Kiba, you're now second on my list.

Kiba: yeah, I know. No prob! As long as I get extra screen/story time in fanfics, I'm all right!

YAYZ YOU UNDERSTAND!! I

Itachi: what's with the random nyan cat?

IT'S DAMN CUTE! KAWAII!!

Itachi: ok...

you too!!

Itachi/Kiba: who?

I WON'T TELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW!

awkward silence... except for the insane author*

Naruto quotes that I like:

"Who died and made you team leader?" Kiba

"It's not that I hate him; I just don't like him either." Never heard of that? HA! Had ya fooled. My opinion of Sasuke. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

"Believe it!!" Naruto

"You're just gonna bomb me to death, right?" Tobi

Followed up by: "Death by suffocation!" Deidara. I got it wrong the first time. I thought it was strangulation. :P

My characters (or rather, OCs) from A New Beginning: Kaitlyn, Vrinda, Carlie and Carol. Alicia, Rex and any other ones are just fillers, I guess. Sorry I changed the whole thing. :/

I appreciate all the support all my readers have given me although the fanfiction was like s#!t.

NOTICE: You can copy and paste this if you'd like. How Naruto has affected my thinking (but not my grades).

Whenever I hear the news about an explosion/bomb/terrorist bomber, I remember Deidara.

When I hear the word 'duck/chicken' I remeber DuckButt/Chicken Butt Hair Dude.

Believe it reminds me of the hyper colourblind ninja who wants to be the hokage. :/

I forgot everything else. This list will go on as I think of more! :D

Put this on your
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Naruto!

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki, AnimeRulz55, HyugaPanda, Kiba and Akamaru.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Plus, I have no intention of using swear words, I got them from copying and pasting.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Hardly but still have some Native American blood D)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (in reality, I kinda hate homework)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't(well, only for plants...).
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks (how very true)

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly (WE'RE GIRLS!!)

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm (Er, it kinda doesn't work for me. Casue if my friend is feeling like it, she'll do it)

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Naruto Birthdays

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
02 - Rureru
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura (who sucks)
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
05 - Deidara
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
22 - Chiyume
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu
24 - Kyou

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
07 - Kyoko
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
08 - Sasori
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
17 - Shun
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

THIS IS SO TRUE. SasuSaku all the way!! XD

PROOF! That Sasuke cares... for Sakura.

During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

- When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-AGAIN, In the FOREST OF DEATH (as usual), Sasuke only told Sakura about the cursed seal. Not Naruto. He must trust her more than Naruto (yea, this is my own. XD)

-During the Perliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Garra semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closly, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he saved her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

When Ino hugged in during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

- When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she left her on the ground where she lay. (I dun getit)

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body except Sakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...

Time for the silly copy-paste stuff! :D

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have ever obsessed about something that you think about 24/7, and then someone says 'phew you don't dream about it' and then you admit you DO dream about it and make the person freaked out, copy and paste into... you know what. (another one of mine)

If you ever dreamed about the fictional character you like a few times in a row, copy and paste this into your profile. (mine)

If you ever made up your own 'copy and paste' thingy, copy and paste this into your profile (mine, again. XD)

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If you know/realise that loving/having a crush on a fictional character is very STUPID and pointless and useless and it doesn't benefit you in any way, yet you still DO IT, and you LIKE IT, copy and paste this into your profile!! (XD FANS ARE AWESOME PPLZ. And MINE!)

If you have discovered what the 'lower the volume' does on nyan cat, and you click it sooo many times until the background changes, and you discovered this for yourself, copy and paste this into your profile, you nyan cat ers! (MINE!!!)

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

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If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you are an Akatsuki fan, put this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

(MY OWN COPY AND PASTES. You are allowed to copy and paste if you like. XD [well, duh, then why id it called copy and paste?])

If you ever had an awesome dream and wanted it to continue the next day, copy and paste this in your profile. (MY ORIGINAL. MUAHAHAHAH!!!)

If you have ever obsessed over something 24/7, then someone says 'phew lucky you don't dream about it' then when you tell them you DID dream about it and freaked them out, copy and paste!

If you know/realise that loving/having a crush on a fictional character is STUPID, POINTLESS, UN-BENEFICIAL, WORTHLESS and yet you do it anyway, because you are SO IN LOVE WITH HIM/HER, copy and paste!

If you Nyan Cat, copy and paste! nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

If you discovered what the 'lower the volume' thing on nyan cat does, copy and paste, pplz!

If you clicked it enough times till it said, OMG!!! and kept clicking, copy and paste.

If you discovered what happened after you kept clicking it (the OMG!!!) by yourself, copy and paste!

If you are a HUGE fan of nyan cat, and you didn't want to download to waste money (you're a saver like Kakuzu!) but you did RECORD it, and listen to it a LOT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever said "Even when I'm not at the computer, I can still listen to Nyan Cat" copy and paste!

NOTE: these are also copy and paste, but these are statements, without the 'copy and paste these into your profile'.

Tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!

"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!

Your parents asking "How was school?" is like them asking "How was that drive-by shooting?". You don't care, you're just glad you came out alive.

Check to see if you got a text, put the phone down, THEN it comes...

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

When you know your best friend so well that you understand them perfectly even though it may sound silly to others (I know I gotta run away when she yells 'chopsticks!')

When you hate a fictional character so much till you dream/imagine beating them up (yea, if imagining you'll always win, if dream, there's a chance you lose).

90% of Naruto fans would cry if Sasuke jumped off a cliff

9% would be shouting, "JUMP (SASUKE) JUMP!"

I am a proud 1% who would push him OFF!

Repost this if you hate Sasuke/Don't hate him, but don't like him either (I'm the latter :D). And the one in the brack (Sasuke) was edited. XP

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Kiba, Itachi, the most. And Akamaru. Others are Team 8 (when I say team, means all of them), Team Guy, Team 7, Team 10, Team Baki (Sand sibs). In that order.

2. What is your favorite pairing?

NaruHina, ShikaIno, ShikaTema, SasuSaku, erm... I can't really remember if I have any left... If you wanna know which I hate, then.. KIBASHINO! ITASAKU! SASUNARU! And yaoi/yuri...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

NEITHER NOR.

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?

Haven't but I wanna cosplay as Itachi. It's simple!! All I need is the headband, shoes, pants... I think with enough time I can style my hair like his... maybe... '-_-

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Pre-Shippuden Naruto manga (vol. 17, Itachi's Power), and an Itachi keychain. (and an... sounds like n n... hehe) OH AND AN AKATSUKI CLOAK!! XD

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?

ITACHI!!! :P

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?

NARUHINA!

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?

Hate yaoi. So, SASUSAKU.

9. Which team is your favorite?

TEAM 8!!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Maybe not...

.11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?

Minato... yep.

12. Your favorite akatsuki member?

ITACHI!!! Deidara/Tobi, Zetsu/Sasori. In that order.

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?

Erm, see my quote. "It's not that I hate him; I just don't like him either." I guess, neither nor. :)

14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)

Sadly, no. :'(

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nope...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADHD?

Nope, he's just hyper, and dumb. :D

17. Sub or dub?

DUB!That's the reason why I didn't watch the whole thing. Cause I can't find a good website! D:

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura.

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?

He's cute and funny. :D Especially in fanfics.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Well, duh. He's some hyper, energetic person who irritates his Sempai a lot. Wait, didja mean Madara?

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?

None. He has horrible fashion sense but he is an awesome Sensei.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara. Or Itachi.

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?

AWESOME!

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?

Itachi, as he has no emotions, so seing him OOC amuses me greatly. Sasuke and Neji would be good too.

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?

DUH!

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?

Why don't you scroll down and see?

27. Do you like lemons?

What kind of question is this? It's totally unrelated to Naruto! And no!

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?

Yup. Especially my mom, who writes fanfic. My dad only knows Naruto...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

What's that?

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Err...

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yup, but not really on Naruto, but it is related to Naruto... Long story short? Got her hooked no a Naruto fanfic.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too?"

I don't draw in school, I'm to embarassed to. My drawings SUCK. Omg...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wth is this?"

Please refer to the above answer. Meaning NO.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

No. And I hope it won't in the future... '_

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?

Nope.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Er, when I'm 18 and older. :P

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?

Are you freaking kidding me?

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.

2 only... both being cats... does that count?

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

What is this question? He looks like a girl, with that pretty long hair, and LIPSTICK. :D

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

4! Kaitlyn, Vrin(da), Carol and Carlie (created in that order).

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

DEFINITELY. YOU CAN'T TELL? WHY DON'T YOU RE-READ THIS WHOLE THING? :D

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
·List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 3000 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

(My own. XD)

. Insist to be called your favourite Naruto character at school and DO NOT listen to them if they don't call you by the name you specified.

You try to walk up a wall and nearly fall.

While doing something, you tend to say "[insert Naruto character name here] HELP!" I usually say Itachi.

You scream "HELP ME I DON'T WANNA DIE!" while trying to draw good Itachi pictures, as he will kill you if it's not nice...

Talk about it all day to yuor friends.

Write fanfics and get excited by the fight scenes you're gonna write.

Pawn someone in your fanfic (why does it show you're addicted? Because you love them, you pawn them. X3)

And another version: (not mine!)

1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree (looks at hair it's dyed half purple and the back faded back to brown)

2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time ("what a drag", "Jashin shall smite you")

3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome'

4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage

5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can

6. You glue yourself to FanFiction (... does 24/7 count?)

7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out

8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks

9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it

10. You randomly cos-play as your favorite character

11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU

12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together

13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers

14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai

15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin'

16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful'

17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time

18. You know every detail about your favorite character

19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto

20. You declare loudly that you hate brats

21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it

22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses

23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out

24. You call your test a Chunin Exam

25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail

26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer

27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back

28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki

29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where

30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi

31. You try to make your painting some alive

32. You are still reading this, laughing and nodding

Seriously, these Naruto things are LOLERZ. X3

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Itachi Emotes

Surprised= O/.\O

Sqeal, Squeezed eyes= /.\

Bored= -/.\-

Different eyes= o/.\O

Sweatdrop= O/.\O;

Nervous-happy= /.\;

Happy, excited= /.\

Pein/Nagato

] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
] -I have a piercing/s.
] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[/] -My closest friend is a girl.
[/] - I'm a very secretive person.
] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[/] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[/] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2]

Itachi Uchiha
[/] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. (OH GOSH MY BROTHER LIKES SASUKE... this statement totally fits me.)
] -Many people find me attractive. (WTH?)
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age. (LOL, complete opposite!)
[/] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight. (erm, kinda?)
] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool. ('-_-)
[/] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[/] - My natural hair colour is black. (NOW I DON'T REGRET IT!!)

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4]

Kisame Hoshigaki
] - Sharks are AWESOME!
] - I like gore :3
] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[/] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[/] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2]

Sasori
[/] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
] - I'm very impatient.
] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
] - My Grandma annoys me.
[/] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 2]

Deidara
] - I'm an artist.
[/] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
- I'm the youngest in my group of friends. (in one group i am)
] - I hate Tobi.
] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score:1]

Kakuzu
[/] - I'm a saver, not a spender. (I'm kinda both)
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
[/] - I hate Hidan.
] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan
] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (people just don't know about it)
] - I hate Kakuzu.
] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[/] - I am religious.
[/] - I am very strong-willed.
] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2]

Zetsu
] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[/] - Nature is AWESOME!
] - I'm usually alone.
[/] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[/] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3]

Tobi
] - I'm always hyperactive.
[/]- I have a particular person who I like to pester.
- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[/] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score:2]

Orochimaru
] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin colour.
] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[/] - People think I'm twisted or insane. (insane, I like to act crazy, but NOT in an Orochimaru way.)

[Orochimaru Score: 1]

Most points to least points: Itachi, Pain/Konan/Sasori/Tobi/Hidan/Kakuzu/Kisame and Deidara/Orochimaru. :D I LOVE YOU ITACHI!!

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If you could read that copy and paste it to your profile!

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

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These kittens look so kawaii, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

KITTY!

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Simple, eh?

Wait a minute, you may ask. Yea, that's right; I said the same thing but they were explained differently. X3

Quotes from random people.

"Racism was SO yesterday."

"The INTENSITY of his gaze."

"PUNCHING FEVER!"

"CHOPSTICKS!"