TheNerdGirl
 Author has written 1 story for Homestuck. Alright, so, let me introduce myself- My name is Gia == AND NOW: POINTLESS THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY TO READ THAT PEOPLE COPY AND PASTE INTO EACH OTHER'S PROFILES LIKE CHAIN LETTER EMAILS OR TEXTS BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE IT IS FUN AND ARE ALSO THE REASON WHY MY PROFILE IS SO LONG == Here are some copy and paste things- If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tried to lick your elbow, knowing that it is physically impossible, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe in the Sufferer, follow his teachings, and wish for a just, fair and equal society across all of Alternia, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, paste it onto your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, A Lone Black Rose, StalkinYourMom, SamuraiPixie13, Selena Estella, TheNerdGirl, Ah, stereotypes. What would the world do without them? The bold is what applies to me. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. copy and paste into your profile and STOP STEREOTYPING. I laughed so hard while reading this- Actual Product Labels that Scare Me On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair...!) On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!) On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how...?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (you fail.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Ah... we could reduce the rate of construction accidents by somuch if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts...) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One should hope!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to outer space?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (no shit Sherlock.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere...?) On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning: May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.) copy and paste into your profile The bold is what applies to me- YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. copy and paste into your profile Wow, okay, looks like I'm more of a guy then a girl... more stereotypes, don't you think? Your eight names 1. Your real name. 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Gioizzle (hehe) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) Red Penguin (don't ask how...) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:( your middle name and street you live on/or Neighborhood if it's a number) Maryanne Autumn (...) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 Letters of your first name) Cargio (hehe sounds like carcino) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink). Teal Juice (I sound so heroic/scary, don't I? 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names). Francis Joseph (...?) 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets). (I DONT HAVE ANY PETS! oh well, my brother is kind of a pet...) Black Nick (hehe) copy and paste into your profile Awesome quotes. My favorites are in bold. I think they get better towards the end Today I am going on a journey, to the smallest, narrowest nooks and crannies of my desk, in search of what some might call 'a table'. Pray for me, friends, for I may not return alive... 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends. If it's not one of them, it's you. Come join the dark side... we have cookies!! Actually, I can hear you, so shut the Hell up! There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I am walking that line. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did: in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door," “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Don't think of your self as an ugly human -- think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. "We live in a day and age where pizza gets to your house before the paramedics do." You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Life is just one damned thing after another. Life is an STD with 100% mortality rate. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?! Music is like candy-- you throw away the rappers. 'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.' Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips... The only reason I'm still here is because Heaven wouldn't have me and Hell was afraid I'd take over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. 7/5 people don't understand fractions. The first one is only a practice model. That's why God made Adam first and Eve second. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'where the heck is the ceiling?!' The next night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'I'm really too old for those glow in the dark stickers...' The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing... I see regular people! Run for your lives! If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say psycho like it's a bad thing... Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. He Said: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She Said: "Well, you wear pants don't you?" Boys are like Slinkies: basically useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. A news reader is someone who says 'good morning' and then tells you why it isn't. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh, the fun to be had! Before you say you're perfect, try walking on water. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment...? Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings...? 'One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys, and if you don't believe this lie that's true, ask the blind man-- she saw it too.' One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. One day we will look back on this, swerve, and narrowly avoid hitting a parked car. I intend to live forever...so far so good! I don't intend to live forever by making history. I intend to live forever by just not dying. Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight. I'm not weird... just plotting... If love is war, then I'm a pacifist. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic...or so THEY say... I don't obsess! I think intensely! When you're sad, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it!! I used to have superpowers, but my psychiatrist took them away. I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. AS THEY SHOULD BE. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Whoever said anything is possible never tried to slam a soft-close draw... Laughter is infectious and I have a weak immune system. Life isn't passing me by... it's trying to run me over! Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry. Whenever I'm feeling a little down, I read through my Fanfiction profile. Instant LOLz. copy and paste into your profile |
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