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Name: NaDiRrZZzz

Age: is but a number

Sex: female, girl, nina

Birthday: Oct. 26

Race: Mexican, Cuban, French, Mixed


A white man said,"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,"
"When I grew up I was BLACK,"
"When I am sick I am BLACK,"
"When I go in the sun I am BLACK,"
"When I am cold I am BLACK,"
"When I die I will be BLACK,"
"But you sir"
"When you are born you are PINK,"
"When you grow up you are WHITE,"
"When you are sick you are GREEN,"
"When you go into the sun you turn RED,"
"When you are cold you turn BLUE,"
"When you die you turn PURPLE,"
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man sat back down and the white man walked away.
Copy and paste this if you HATE racism.


I'm a Dramatic Uke!

Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme

Least compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Romantic Seme


My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIRCRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm a PORTUGUESE girl so I must have a mustache
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I'm PORTUGUESE so I must be cheap
I am WICCAN, so I MUST worship the DEVIL
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I'm Catholic so I must hate non-catholics
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm anti-social, I MUST be forever DAMNED

if you hat sterotypes repost this


Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Kisses & Suicide by Dusty Miller reviews
REMOVED A wise man said; "All you need is love." Pff, easier said than done, Old man. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Minato N. - Complete
Affinity by Akiru chan reviews
-SasuNaru-Mpreg- Giving up his child was hard, but giving up his last piece of Sasuke was even harder. Naruto knew it had to be done. No one must know the truth, especially not him. Sasuke must never know of the living proof to their nights together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,485 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Step Brothers In Love by fox999 reviews
When Naruto and Kyuubi's father announces his engagment to the Uchiha brother's mother, will the parents be the only ones hooking up? Hm, I wonder... AU Main Pairs SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, Lemons and Limes,OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,902 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When the Innocence Dies by killer-fever reviews
Raivis didn't know he was losing it until it was too late.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Latvia - Complete
Frathur by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
The beginning of the stories og Arthur's children! Mpreg. Yaoi. Don't read if you don't like!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2009 - England/Britain, France
Why Me? by Lost-Inside-You reviews
Sasuke was forced to move into a new town by his older brother...that's all I'm going to say because obviously I'm not good at summary's xD but the story is good....Warning: This story Contains Yaoi...Slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cry by Lost-Inside-You reviews
A Narusasu Story...Sasuke loves Naruto, But thinks that Naruto hates him, So he plans to kill himself...Naruto trys to save him The summary sucks, I couldn't think of a good one...Slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete