crazymittenhide bio
Author has written 1 story for Naruto. After finding out that the unknown Akatsuki member was actually a girl. I had to change my profile to be "up-dated", so here I am... I spent all my brain power on the old profile that I don't have any ideas for the new one. wah. I kept the old one just in case. I will try to update my story whenever I can but I'm been busy. oh well, tata. Old Profile: Hi, my name is crazymitten. Even though I've been on for some time, I barely started writing fanfics... ...Some authors say more about themselves, but I'm a boring and suspicious person... ...I'd rather talk to anime characters than my sibling... ...On top of that, I'm a loser who has his/her heart stolen by random hot anime guys that will never ever exist. (I put "his/her" because I'm gender-confused. Thanks to the fact that I admire the unknown Akatsuki member.)... ...I like using elispes because I easily lose my train of thought... or lack there of... ...I heart Artemis Fowl because I'm too lazy to write "like"... ...That's all. If I think of more, I shall type it 2 years later due to my memory impairment... 7/7/07 Yay, I'm a little less lonely!...oh, no, wait...it's just my shadow... 3/7/07 Wah! I am still lonely! 27/6/07...I have decided that I am a boring person and will add more, but keep the old stuff because I like it... More fanfics are on their way, but I am lazy and unorganized which is why I do not write pretty stories...I shall leave now because I am hungry...meh |
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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Defining Moments by Tea's reviews
#7: A second in Tsukuyomi can last days, and minutes a lifetime. Shikamaru has lived it all, and he remembers too clearly, her presence. Reaction fic to ch.678 — A collection of moments that defined Shikamaru and Temari. Drabbles and oneshots, not connected. Various genres and time frame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mistake by lollipop-mania reviews
If a mistake is only supposed to happen once, why do they keep making it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
How the Prince Met the Girl, How He Lost Her, by Oh Dee reviews
COMPLETE. Prince Shikamaru has no intention of getting married or taking over the throne, but when certain circumstances give him no choice, he decides to make a plan that will have his future wife running for the hills.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,348 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Addicted by Zannen reviews
"We wouldn't be able to help ourselves," he smirked. "For all our differences, we're compatible enough and stubborn enough and ADDICTED to each other enough to stay together. We'd hit a rut maybe, cheat over and over, but we'd still stay together."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
The Woman by sunaprincess7 reviews
"To Shikamaru Nara she is always 'The' Woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex." Sherlock Holmes based one-shot. R & R?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
She Looked Like Her Mother by Kimiz reviews
Throughout the never ending changing that was her life, the one constant thing in it had meant plenty. Unease, resentment, regret, hopefulness and ultimately pride. She looked like her mother. Temari-centric ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Midnight Swim by SassC HiJinx reviews
Remy catches Rogue with her walls down.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Happiness is by glockcourage reviews
Summary: Happiness is...being left alone...What?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Triptych 369 by lovesrainscent reviews
A story about the most under appreciated ninja in the manga – Baki. After all, he himself seems to have held Sand together more than once, was the only jounin capable of being sensei to Gaara and even negotiated peace after the failed invasion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Baki, Gaara - Complete
Four Little Words by sunaprincess7 reviews
"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." Being tricked is also an occupational hazard of being a husband, as Shikamaru finds out. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Friendship by Pickles the Great reviews
If love makes you do crazy things, what kind of things can mere friendship make you do? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Just the Alcohol by Commander Zia reviews
"Neji's gonna hate you." Hiashi nodded, trying to ignore the pain in his chest. "Just like Itachi hates me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Hiashi H., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Motions by O f f beat reviews
He smiles just enough that no one says anything, laughs just enough that he has fooled even himself into believing that he is okay and that life is fine and that he has seamlessly transitioned into normalcy. That he doesn't miss her. / ICHIRUKI CHAP 423
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Are you with me? by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
Ichigo speaks into an empty room. He wishes that she is listening, but he can never know. -Chapter 423 Spoilers-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Day Late and A Bride Short by athenaphoenix17 reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki needed a fiance. Immediately. He picked his neighbor. The petite woman named Kuchiki Rukia. She agreed on certain conditions. However, when she realized she loved him, she decided to leave him. First AU story. ICHIRUKI. Rated T to be safe. REWRITTEN
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,236 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Retreating Haze by Ori reviews
He would marry her, but in turn, in some sort of twisted secret compromise, something like self punishment, he would abandon his original intentions. He would not use her, he would not even touch her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hurricane by mollycoddle reviews
-"You're my escort. AKA, don't look at other girls. What are you smirking about? Oh. I said that out loud, didn't I?" 50 themes/shikatema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Three Takes on Love by fading ink reviews
Gen!fic. Temari, on life and love and not being in love. They say girls grow up faster in Suna. Temari knows it's true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Act that Eats the Heart by OldeInn reviews
ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Accident by Mordred LeFay reviews
Exercise: Write a suspenseful piece with the following setting - a car accident involving Temari, Shikamaru, Gaara, and Kankurou from my story "Bonds." Alternate Universe. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Revenge! Sort Of by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
401 parody...Now with 60 percent crappier jokes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Minato N., Karin U. - Complete
Two That Are One by lovesrainscent reviews
50 themes for Shikaku/Yoshino. The story of their life and marriage. "Now I am going to write you a book on the art of love so that you and your wife will know the wonderful mystery of the two that are one."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Drifting Clouds by Ixae reviews
People claimed to be able to see things in clouds, but the only things she saw were the clouds themselves. Hinted Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Flower of My Life by HikariOneeSan reviews
"Most importantly, if I were to describe Him as anything… I would have to say a Black Rose."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Ino Y. - Complete
A Summer Peep by lovesrainscent reviews
Chouji and Ino share a box of Peeps candies and a fluffy first kiss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
The Boy Next Door by sunaprincess7 reviews
Living in a one bed-roomed flat surrounded by two exceptionally good-looking guys on either side isn't as much fun as Temari thought it'd be. Especially when one's smart, funny and sweet. And the other's shirtless. Shika x Tema x Hidan. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sins Yet Unforgiven by lovesrainscent reviews
Just why did Yashamaru agree to attempt to assassinate Gaara that night? Was he truly an honorable ninja, obeying his Kazekage's order? Or was there more to it than that? References to Sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Yashamaru, Temari - Complete
ANBU Camp by sunaprincess7 reviews
When you leave for the ANBU camp, you don’t understand. And when you come back from the ANBU camp, they don’t understand. It’s a ditch that you’re thrown into. And when you begin to crawl your way out, you realise that you should have stayed in the ditch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Brief History of Shikaku and Yoshino by lovesrainscent reviews
A brief history of the most undeniably canon couple in all of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Cry Baby by lovesrainscent reviews
Missing scene from the end of the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Yoshino always seems to micromanage her son's life. Why wasn't she there when he returned from the first mission he ever led as a chuunin? What could have kept her from being there?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Yoshino N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by existence555 reviews
Because the line between love and hate is thinner than a shadow and Shikamaru knows this better than anybody. Shikamaru tells us a little about why he hates, and maybe loves, Temari. ShikaTema oneshot, Shikamaru's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Squirrels In The Attic by lovesrainscent reviews
Silly little fluff piece between Shikaku and Yoshino. Romantically humorous or humorously romantic but only slightly naughty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Pick A Card by Scarlet Hour reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a talk about marriage and Sasuke's issues. SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Male GPS by WoofumsPup
After hours of walking around Kurenai believes their lost but Asuma still believes in his Male GPS. No flames just harmless fun. Read and Review AsuKure pairing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Kurenai Y., Asuma S. - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Teachers Pet by Rathen reviews
Follow on to WCL and BS. Sasuke is in angermanagement but guess who's teaching the class.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clever Mom by hiddenmoonlyt reviews
Everyone knows that in college independence in gained, parties are held, and studying is inevitable. College is a refuge from hasty judgment and rules, or in other words: Parents. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
I Was Once Your Father by sunaprincess7 reviews
“Do you know what it’s like to grow up without a father, Sensei?” Shikamaru shook his head. “Well, I do. It isn’t all that great.” In which Shikamaru learns that he is less like Asuma than he once thought. Shikatema oneshot. Rated for language. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sharing is Caring by ICanReadYouLikeABook reviews
Ichigo x Rukia fluff - “Ichigo…is that your foot or is Kon sleepwalking around the room again?” Ichigo and Rukia attempt to share a bed on a cold, winter night.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Two People, One Life by Heng reviews
They weren't the sappy, love-sick, I'd-walk-across-a-thousand-miles-of-hot-lava-for-you type couple, but what went unsaid always went mutually understood. -ShikakuYoshino-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
of summer days by fallin.sunshine reviews
“You know I’d do anything for you.” “I’ve always known.” And her words trigger memories that he’d thought he’d forgotten, even though they were so important and precious. moved from my drabble collection
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anthem for a Doomed Youth by sunaprincess7 reviews
Set during WW1,British solider Shikamaru Nara despises the certain fate of his half lived, short life, until a charming American female pilot comes in and sweeps him off of his feet. Shikatema AU. Long oneshot! History combined with a little fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
For Now by the hand behind this pen reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. “You’re drunk,” he stated, as if commenting on the weather. “So are you…” retorted Sakura, a little ruffled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Barbie and Ken by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
My entry for Ramachan's new competition on DeviantArt!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Pretty by moodiful819 reviews
Shikamaru did a double-take. That couldn’t be right. Temari was wearing…a DRESS? .:ShikaTem:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sins and Virtues by Mika Casey reviews
ShikaTema with some ChoIno . Based on the Seven Deadly Sins and Seven Heavenly Virtues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Precious Gift by Nemarra reviews
For Rama-chan After a near death experiance, Shikamaru reflects on how sacred his time with his family is. ShikaTema, slight InoChou.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Just Say It by matsujunchann reviews
Asuma has fallen. The shocking news was spread through the neighbor countries at the speed of light. The first thing Temari did was to pack and leave… even though she clearly told him that she wouldn’t be coming back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Carry You Home by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
A three day journey for someone you barely know is normal... right? "As strong as you were, tender you go." Not a Songfic but inspired by the song. Tragedy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Male Strippers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Why Sasuke was angry was not beyond her. “Naruto,” Sakura said slowly, “why did you hire me a male stripper for my eighteenth birthday?” For EWHH its Kenna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Words and Fire by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU---Fires are interesting sorts. They burn, they flicker, and they provide warmth. Sure, they can be destructive, but they can create too. So let the flames swallow what they may, and let's see what the result shall be. ShikaTema -- M for swear words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,423 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Last Breath by eskeflowne reviews
Bittersweet, you can't expect someone to be around forever ... Mature readers only, you have been warned. SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Her Special Someone by xXalways-on-my-mindXx reviews
She was happy. He was here in Konoha. Sasuke Uchiha was finally back. A short one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Her Patience Was Rewarding by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "I don't care if I throw my life away. If that's what it takes to make your life a little happier, and that this is exactly what you need to fulfill your dreams... then I don't care. Anything and everything for you, Sasuke-kun."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/25/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Remembrance by Megami.Ze reviews
She's gone. I know that she is. And I'm not trying to fool myself. I know she's dead. But... I can see her, I can touch her, I can feel her. And I don't want it to go away... I don't want to forget. ShikaTema. Rated M. Dark/Tragedy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ruffian by TheRiotess reviews
He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Victims of Love by Megami.Ze reviews
It's a game, and we're all just victims of love. They could change, they could fight it. But they would always come back to eachother. Mature content. Shika/Tema. Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Liminality by lovesrainscent reviews
It's Christmastime in Konoha and Shikamaru makes a decision. Shika/Tema fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Infallibility of Shadows by kerricarri reviews
They've not been children since the day Asuma dies. But when they are with each other their minds cast back to those days, peeling back year after year until they stop at day zero of their memories. The day they are reborn as shinobi but die as a team.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Asuma S. - Complete
My Family: Teddy Lupin by Zobie91 reviews
Teddy Remus Lupin is now 5 years old, and when Harry discovers him looking at an old photo album of his parents he decides that he is ready to know. Sorry i'm not very good at summaries, but I hope you will like my story better. OneShot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Morning Light by akemi-hoshi reviews
A ShikaTema Oneshot. Shikamaru looks upon the past week, wondering why he never noticed the perfection that was in front of him the entire time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Her Unexpected Hero by RavenclawMama reviews
Formerly Scorpius Malfoy: Hero Extraordinaire Rose sucked in a breath and shook her head slowly. When she spoke, her voice was muffled and decidedly hoarse, “I don’t want to go to Azkaban.” “Azkaban?” Scorpius nearly squeaked. “You didn’t kill someone?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Midsummer by Lotos-Eater reviews
ShikaTema. A homecoming. So much WAFF you may perish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
This is a fine romance by worblehat reviews
Shikamaru/Temari. Shikamaru gets offered a job he's not sure he wants.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Naruto Zombies! by God of Static reviews
When Orochimaru creates a virus that turns people into flesh-eating zombies, will Team Seven be able to survive? Character deaths, multiple pairings, and excessive gore!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Desperate Housewife by lovesrainscent reviews
Shikaku/Yoshino. New mother Yoshino is struggling with an identity crisis - is she a wife, mother, kunoichi, all three or none of the above? Oh, yes, and there's another struggle going on, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Make Me by lovesrainscent reviews
Shikaku/Yoshino. Lazy jounin stuck grading genin exams with troublesome, type-A-personality chuunin. Sparks fly. Fluffy first kiss stuff. Rated T for a little language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
coda in d minor by metaphorically-blue reviews
She doesn't look like her father. /And children can't recognize grief./ /future!fic, sort of Team Gai/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Lee R. - Complete
White Wedding by Pickles the Great reviews
It's Temari and Shikamaru's wedding day, and, being April first, there's no shortage of surprises. Oh, what a beautiful day for a white wedding. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
How Can We Fix This? by Pickles the Great reviews
ShikaTema Oneshot They were flawed, they were broken, and they were crying. But they were in love, dammit. T for nondescript sexual references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dystopia by Kubala-Khan reviews
Thinking back, Temari never thought she'd be having tea with the devil Monday morning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Because It Makes Your Mother Happy by lovesrainscent reviews
There are some things, Shikamaru learns, that you do simply because it makes your mother happy. And maybe those things aren’t so much trouble after all. Shika/Tema and also Shikaku/Yoshino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Contrary To Popular Belief by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. Before the birth of their second child, Temari and Shikamaru make their way to Suna. ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Commitment by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Akatsuki Take An Exam by Lozy-2610 reviews
Crackfic! Its the end of high school and the Akatsuki have to take their exam in GCSE Villainy. Warning for language - contains Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
A Major Load off my Mind by Wits and the Ditz reviews
I'm pregnant," she said. "With a baby?" he asked. "Yes with a baby! What do you think I'm pregnant with, a monkey!" A funny, cute story about Naruto and Hinata. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Everyone Knows Flowers Attract Butterflies by Alyondria reviews
Everyone knows flowers can have special meanings, and the right ones can send a message, so who is Chouji sending flowers too and what is it he wants to say?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Anhydrous by Lellian reviews
‘The first time Temari is sent on an errand to Konoha, she sleeps with him because he’s marginally attractive and doesn’t resist all that much.’ There is no beaten path to follow. A ShikaTem story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What Money Can't Buy by Cherry Blossom Uchiha reviews
“What do you want for your birthday?” She smiled sadly and looked out the window to see all of Tokyo once again. “Something money can’t buy.” Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pregnancy is Not Always a Happy Affair by Oh Dee reviews
A Pregnant Temari is not necessarily a Happy Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Eulogy of Quixotical, Reversed by kerricarri reviews
The first time Shino saves his errant Inuzuka teammate is the start of the breakdown of their team. It is such a blissful foolishness that he indulges his genin days in, but it is a Konohagakure he desperately wants to go back to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Shino A. - Complete
Give a Little Bit by InoFan reviews
Shika/Tema. Temari knows what she wants and intends that Shikamaru give it to her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Martyr by Diamond Mask reviews
I have a secret, blondie. And I want to share it with you before you die. Hidan x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
A Harem Story by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
In honor of SpammishRice's bday! Shikamaru wakes up one morning to find out that he's married to six women. Beware of plot holes, crack humor, Mary Sue bashing and more, much much more! Shika/Harem and Shika/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Damn you HSN by abstractular reviews
I freaking hate it when Sakura gets put on missions without me. I mean, not only do I get stuck with the “miss you” feeling. But I also get to experience the everpopular “I wonder if she’s hurt…or DEAD!” feeling. Yeah, that one is a total keeper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Heat Resistant by bubblygoo reviews
In which Ino discovers, yes, Chouji can eat cookies straight out of the oven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Watching by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Shikamaru has learned mostly everything of value from watching. He watches and learns, but the most important thing he's ever discovered from watching, he learned from watching her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Death of You by Mordred LeFay reviews
Oneshot, songfic Breaking Benjamin Breath, based on sentence 45 hell of my sentencefic 50 Ways to Say I Love You. Konoha and Suna are at war, and Shikamaru goes up against the woman he loved and lost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
50 Ways to Say I Love You by Mordred LeFay reviews
Modeled after the LJ 1 sentence community sentence fics see the two in my faves. ShikamaruTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by Mordred LeFay reviews
Shikamaru's in love with the new girl in school. The bad news is she has a boyfriend, a huge, surly boyfriend who loves to make people miserable. What's a teenage dirtbag to do? Loosely based on the song by the same name.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Meet the Nara's by Nara Temari reviews
After losing a bet with Temari, Shikamaru has to let her meet his parents over dinner. Slightly suggestive scene at the end. Shikatema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Paper Shuriken by Tanya Lilac reviews
Tenten, having cut her hair against her mother's will, cannot touch anything with a blade for the next three months. Neji, sworn to secrecy, cannot mention his upcoming birthday. Trouble ensues, with lime sprinkles and NejiTen. Completed, with epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,354 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Green Spandex by momogo7 reviews
I decided to combine A Letter From My Boys and The Rivalry Between Neji and Lee to create a collection of oneshots dedicated to Team Gai. I'll be adding more stories as time progresses so look out for them! Rated T for language. nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Best friends by akhiranimelover14 reviews
He become her best friend since he's back,he become a player who always dump girls after he get his pleasure and she always save him if he got trouble with his girls.When he did a wrong move,would Sakura still save him or he will be the one to save Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Clouds Laugh by TaintedMoonlight reviews
All she hears anymore is the incessant laughter of the clouds and the cruel voices in her head. All there is anymore is pain, so she tries her hardest not to feel. --Lighter than it sounds.--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Blue by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Gaara's eyes widened and he stumbled back, triping and falling in the process. It couldn't be! He was dead! He killed him! Yashamaru... A scream ripped itself from his throat. Rated for angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
DEAR ABBY by dg04 reviews
How exactly does Dumbledore know everything that goes on in Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Dark Lord Convention by draco-is-the-punk reviews
Lord Voldemort, Darth Sidious and Sauron hold a meeting to decide how to deal with their problems. Will Sidious's cunning plan work? Read to find out! LoTRHPStar Wars crossover!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Dear Mr Potter by master of cheese graters reviews
Like all good supervillians Voldemort writes letters to his ascosiates occasionally. Inspired by the story 'Dear Foolish Little Brother'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Horror of Fanfiction 3: Everyone for Themselves by InoSakuShine reviews
Last fic of the 3. The Book of Fanfiction is back for it's last revenge. What happens when the village starts to turn against eachother and do some creative writing themselves, for their own devious purposes? It all starts with Tenten...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007
The Horrors of Fanfiction 2: Chaos Reigns by InoSakuShine reviews
The Horrors of Fanfiction are back, and this time it barely has to lift a page. Konoha is just filled with people who like to jump to conclusions! now contains REAL fics! Your might be next!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
Wished by Pink DinoSwaur reviews
He wished with all his might.a 24 day with her once again...SASUSAKU a sequel to she let go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She let go by Pink DinoSwaur reviews
WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH...Sasuke holding Sakura's Wrist in a cliff. love. regret and death revolves around....ONEHSOT SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 687 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Tease by IrisEclipsed reviews
[Twoshot] She has him pinned against a wall and he can't get away. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Horrors of Fanfiction by InoSakuShine reviews
Something otherworldy has fallen into the Naruverse. What happens when Konoha discovers the horrors of what we call fanfiction? Multiple pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Series of Annoyances by Silver Sister reviews
When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Granted by Ari and Mo reviews
Choji takes nothing for granted. [Team Ten gen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living Canvas by this account is cancelled reviews
Sakura was never the same after Sasuke's betrayal. She was empty. Sai was in need of a canvas. Can they both fulfill each others' needs. SaiSaku Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
100 Ways To Annoy Tom Marvolo Riddle by dancing in the sky reviews
Title says all! 100 ways to get yourselves killed by our favorite character!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Voldemort
The Best Night Ever by HPOD sufferer reviews
James is going on his first date with Lily, and it's bound to be the best night of his life. But he doesn't know just how good things can get!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by draculasbride2008 reviews
Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Elevator by FlamedraSeer7213 reviews
Sakura's the new girl in an apartment building. She doesn't meet anyone on her first day except for Sasuke on the elevator and he's cold. But they make a promise to ride the elevator everyday. What could ever happen? SasuSaku AU, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Save Me by blueyebeauty15 reviews
Something is wrong with Sakura, and Sasuke will find out what is wrong with her! SakSas, NaruHin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Synaesthesia by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Being a genius has some downsides. ShikaTem, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Candlelight by DrerrRedclaw reviews
How much do you do for someone when you're not even in love? ShikaTem, Futurefic, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Next Stop by mrwriter1701 reviews
A mugger runs onto a subway train, and finds that it's slightly more than he wanted...written for a Stephen King short story challenge
Dark Tower series - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Perfect Irony by Melpomene the Muse reviews
[ShikaTema] Shikamaru's always liked monotony. And fate, apparently, likes nothing more than to screw with him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Soaked by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Just a moment. ShikaTem, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Me and My Shadow by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Temari, Black Queen of the Sands, and an anniversary she'd rather forget. ShikaTema. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
As Time Goes by BVtBear reviews
One shot. Time has passed for Shikamaru and Temari, what changes will they see in each other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Without Troublesome Words by BVtBear reviews
Quite short, about a couple I very much like. A certain leaf chuunin thinks about a certain sand jounin. Comments Welcome.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2005
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Only MarySue Story Worth ReadingEver by JuicyJuice reviews
An Anti-Mary Sue piece. I'm in that kind of mood today.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Uke Support Group by Le Penguin reviews
(OR, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) Shishido reluctantly joins an Uke Support Group. Hilarity ensues.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2003
To The Future reviews
A collection of stories about the Konoha 12 and more in the future! Includes intro by the Rokudaime himself! WARNING: SPOILERS, possible OOC, OCs, language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007