Sex has always been a big part of relationships. We do it to reproduce and we do it because, apparently, it feels fan-fucking-tastic. Eren is the one percent who doesn't get it, and this leaves him heartbroken and alone every time a guy tries. Levi, ironically, was the only one who didn't try. The only one who learned that some people prefer comfortable silence over sex. /Modern AU

There's a new freelancer in... the base? She's funny, scared, loving and a bit on the kooky side. Sure, she's lovable, but how much? And by who? All that and more in this entertaining fan-fic! 3

'There was one thing that was currently truly crystal clear. He sincerely missed Lapis. He missed her a lot.' Post Steven bomb 0.2, the gems are still searching for Peridot as anxieties grow over the return of threats to Earth. The Crystal Gems are facing their biggest challenge yet, the terror of an unknown future and possible war. Warning: This fic will destroy you.

The game has ended and everything is back to normal...sort of. Nobody remembers anything besides John, who made the deal for it to be like that. He thought he could handle it. He thought he could act normal and be happy again. He thought wrong and now with Jack back for another round, John turns to Karkat. Will Karkat manage to save him in time before the battle or is too late?

A series of one-shots for The Gray Garden, mostly focusing on either Yosafire or Yosaflame. Not gonna necessarily be IC for Yosaflame since he doesn't have an official personality yet. AUs will be included. Genres range from tragic to comedic, though don't expect a lot of romance.

Kanaya and Rose have finally cracked the mystery of the matriorb and know how to create a new one. This is good news for everyone, but the troll who has to become the matriorb's host. Rated M for language and sexual content. Warning tentibulges

When Joel finds an adaptive hybrid on the side of the road, he takes him in. When Joel begins to fall for the mysterious Ray, how will he protect him when THEY come for him? Joelay.

Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.

Etihw likes her coffee just like she likes her men. Black. The same could probably be said for Kcalb as well, she noticed.

Being God, Etihw never had any one specific gender. It'd merely been their choice to identify as a woman most of the time, and lived in their female body how they pleased. Whenever Etihw felt a different gender, they'd take on the form of their male body and be referred to with masculine pronouns per request. All rather smooth and without issue. Unless, of course, you were the one

(Alcohol CW) Sometimes Etihw believed she was the only person in the castle who could hold her liquor. Sure, it may just come with the whole not-having-one-definite-body thing, but it remained a fact. The perks mostly came with dealing with those who couldn't-Kcalb, to be precise. He didn't stop drinking for no reason.

Eren moves to a small town and meets an vampire named Levi. Awful Twilight Parody AU with a super horny Eren, vampire!Levi and werewhorse Jean.

Movie Night is Karkat's favorite night. The one night he gets to gather with all of his friends and enjoy his favorite pastime. But what's even better than Movie Night? John Egbert. And when Karkat has a happy horny Egbert in his hands that he's missed dearly, he has a hard time saying no. Humanstuck.

John has a problem that only Karkat can help him with. Rated T for blood and slightly rude comments.

John's gained a new God Tier power! Le gasp! But... What does hypnotizing people have to do with the windy thing? We decide not to care because it's time to see John mess with some people. How badly can this get out of hand? Rated T for Karkitty.

Welcome folks, to the brand new game show, Who Wants To Be A Companion! Filled with special guests and insanity, really, ANYTHING can happen! Warning: Crack!fic, randomness, and a bit of perverseness in the episodes! Come be a part of the audience to see what Doctor Who characters have to say! T for language and a tiny bit of suggestiveness ;

Karkat's life has never been a sunshine story. He's all fed up with his own struggles and misery. That's when a sapphire eyed boy stumbles into his life and turn things upside down. / AU, Humanstuck. M-rated for future lovemaking

Phil texts Dan while on vacation. But, When Dan forgets to delete part of the text, what will happen?

Ray Narvaez lives his life like a fugitive and all because he has the gift to adapt to any circumstance thrown at him from breathing underwater to being set on fire. He is constantly harassed by men in suits, captured over and over and questioned. When he takes an interest in one of his questioners, Joel Heyman, the secret company takes advantage of the situation.

John is really enjoying his and Karkat's relationship. Everything's going almost sickeningly perfect. And then to make it even better, Dave's transferring to their school and moving in with them! But, um, if they could quit talking so much about the three years they spent on the meteor without John, that would be great. Really, really great. ...Guys? (Game Breakers AU)

In a world where being a Faunus is disgusting, Michael Jones the Faunus has learned to hate humans. But his new co-worker, Gavin Free, seems to not abide to any of his predetermined stereotypes.

Your name is Karkat Vantas and it's your first year at college. Your best friend is across the hall and you've both got roommates you can't stand. But what happens when can't stand turns to can't live without this idiot named John Egbert?

John walks in on Karkat in a compromising position and (of course!) comes to a Very Erroneous Conclusion. JohnKat, PWP.

Life on Earth is going smoothly for John and Karkat. But then Karkat decides to push the boundaries of their relationship a little and John learns a little something about himself. Written for asexual awareness week. M for non-explicit self harm and possible accidental dubcon (see notes for details). Sequel to The Long Way Home (but it makes sense even if you haven't read it)

It's Kitty's birthday and she has one request. Everyone's on board but Logan's not so sure he'll have fun. No slash.

John's supposed to go over to his nanna's to give her some baked goods, but he runs into some trouble getting there. Rated T for a little bit of sexual scenes.

John and Karkat finally get the chance to talk face to face on LOFAF, and just maybe Karkat won't blow everything for once. Prequel to my Game Breakers series, but makes sense without reading it. Johnkat pale romance.

When Dave Strider finds a young troll in the streets, he knows his roommates Karkat Vantas and John Egbert will have mixed feelings. But the three of them must work together to help raise and care for Feferi, all the while juggling their many complicated personal relationships.

Back on Earth, Karkat and John try to get re-accustomed to human life. The only problem is that Karkat's still insecure, John is still an idiot, and life wasn't perfect before to begin with. Okay, that's a lot of problems. But it'll all work out. ...Right? Direct sequel to The Long Way Home. Past self-harm

In this ReaderXKarkat fic, you get to experience the joys (pfft) of having tiny trolls living on your desk. Posted from diviantArt by permission. Rated T for safety.

A young detective. A mysterious town. The scent of awaiting death. Arthur Kirkland knows that they have been waiting in that town where a chain of unsolved murders happen. Contains OCs, no pairings

It's Kankri's wriggling day! Cronus comes over to celebrate, but why not start the day with a nice shower?

Michael is disgusted with his body and will do anything to get his body up to standards, even if it's dangerous. Trigger Warning for people suffering with eating disorders. Michael/Gavin (Mavin)

Its Karkat's birthday, but things take a slight turn when he finds John passed out on the floor. Rated T for drinking.

John and Karkat are hanging out when a thunderstorm rolls in and the power goes out. The two are stuck with each other in the dark and discover feelings they never knew about.

After the game as everyone is getting situated with their relationships Gamzee goes on another murder rampage! Will Karkat be able to stop him before it's too late? Will he reveal his feelings before all is lost? Lots of shipping! JohnKat, TereziDave, KanayaRose, and others to be revealed! Rated T for decapitation and swearing.

I've been given anything I've ever wanted. The TARDIS, the adventure, the stars, his love...yet the Doctor can never give me the thing I crave the most. The truth. He knows something is wrong with me, but won't tell me what. He says it's impossible, illogical. It has to do with the Master (my real father) trying to kill me. What do I do?... Ask the stars. (Sequel to Cleverest)

"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to send someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane." One-Shot. Luffy finds out he can send people food and decides to test it out.

With an unknown organization on the loose, America might have made the worst choice of his life. Will the other nations find out what's going on in time? And will Japan be able to save his friend from possible death. "Nations can't die, not if their people are still alive." "Do you really believe that Japan?" On hiatus

Exactly as the title describes and implies! England has screwed up again, and now almost everyone in attendance at the World Summit has been chibified! As England tries to fix this, the others have to stay in the meeting room with nothing to do but talk. And some of the conversations get a bit crazy and emotional as memories are brought up. Each chapter is a different conversation.

Arthur Kirkland has just moved to London and has a job as a detective. His new room mate is Francis Bonnefoy and the two of them have to solve an unusual case involving fairy tales and a genius criminal. That is if Arthur can defend himself from his room mate long enough!

Captain Jack Harkness challenges the Doctor to the craziest, most challenging game in the entire universe, Tag. Spanning across time and space, hilarity ensues! Each chapter is different with an overarching story. Lots of crossovers. No slash. Rated T just to be safe.

Raven Crow is an orphan runaway or runaway orphan, which ever one you like. But meeting strange people in a cafe and one of said strange people dies. Raven's already confusing world might just get even more confusing. What happens when her dangerous past might just catch up with her? Oh and then there's the fact that everyone seems to know her and she has wings...

A Germany x Reader University!AU. You need to find a roommate to help you with your apartment rent and who better for the job than your best friend, Ludwig? However, living together begins to push the boundaries of friendship and you start to develop feelings for your longtime friend even as everyone around you comes to their own conclusions about your relationship.

Everyone kept complaining about how the other's jobs were easier than their own, and in order to settle things for once, the group decided to make a bet: change their jobs with each other for a day, and the one that got it easier than their own work was the winner! AU, Nakamaship Humor, enjoy!

Collection of Ten/Rose oneshots :D x

What happens when a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere in the TARDIS? How does she know The Doctor and his companions? What hilarity and madness pursues? And why does the Doctor think his bowtie is cool? 11/River Rory/Amy Rated T because it's me!

Donna and the Doctor have crash landed on an island that is, much to the Doctor's disappointment, nowhere near inhabited as Hawaii. Of course, the TARDIS will be up and running in 72 hours. But what happens when the Doctor catches a very deadly virus that's been on the TARDIS for centuries and refuses to tell Donna?

When PC Charles stumbles across a police box,he gets more than he bargained for when the local police station mysteriously disappears.

It's 2015 and the Doctor sometimes still goes on trips with Amy and Rory. When a strange girl suddenly appears on the TARDIS, what'll the Doctor do? And what's up with her power? Rated T for language. Now Complete!

Switzerland has been paid to host a defense-tip class with Hungary as a co-host. Sealand, Iceland, Latvia, Seychelles, Wy and Liechtenstein are his 'students'. The point of this class is to raise public awareness and how to defend themselves from strangers or France. In the end, Hungary uses her frying pan a lot and France gets smacked by young children...

When brutally murdered bodies start turning up throughout the city, Jack Harkness and the Torchwood team investigates. However, there is one problem. All the evidence points to one suspect, the Doctor. Rated T for language and WHUMP. No slash.

Elizabeth Whitaker. Orphan. Dirt. Worthless. That's what I was told, and I believed it for years. Then a cheeky and clever man came and told me otherwise. I am the lightning in the oncoming storm, the goddess without a home. All the lies of my past are surfacing. Everything from the death of my mother to my father's identity. Lies, all lies. Who is this clever girl? Ask the stars.

"Maria, honey, trust me. This man; he'll take good care of you." Maria's mom left her in the hands of a complete stranger- The Doctor. But how did they know each other? And what kind of trouble will they get into?

Raye is a young girl who finds herself waking up in the tardis with no memory of who she is or how she got there. All she has is a note. Can the Doctor help her?

"Time isn't a straight line. It's all... bumpy-wumpy. There's loads of boring stuff. Like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons." But are they always? When the Doctor comes across a girl with blue hair and a planet in need, his view on Thursdays may change. T for violence. Now Complete!

There's a dispute between countries, and little Alfred and Matthew get caught in the middle of it. After being kidnapped and left to die on an elevator, Francis and Arthur are in a race against the clock to find and save them. But will they be to late?

After a terrible accident that left many animals mutated and hungry for human blood, civilization crumbled quickly, people scattered to be killed off slowly. This left Alfred, Matthew, Arthur, and Francis in constant danger. Throw in a few Slavers and vicious gangs and this somewhat odd family sure has their work cut out for them. Human AU. raing may rise in later chapter.

April 1912. The maiden voyage of the Titanic is on its way and unbeknownst to the passengers, there are strange creatures below deck. With Amy and Rory away on vacation, the Doctor decides to take one and finds himself aboard the famous ship. When a little girl goes missing, the Doctor enlists to find her. Will he regret it when the trail brings him before his most deadly foe?

In this somewhat comedic adventure, Prussia and America seek to prank a few certain countries. Crappy summary is crappy, but who cares. This story includes: Strong language, OOCness, and Hungary's frying pan. Enjoy!

As the tide of battle begins to turn in England's favour, he finds himself boarding a strange, red-hued ship that has been racing along with the Spanish Armada. What he finds on board, however, is rather more than he bargained for... Co-written with The Muse of Insanity, and therefore complete crack.

Tensions run high as America, Russia, England, France, and China watch Men's Gymnastics. Who will go for the gold, and why is England's prime minister involved!

England has been planning to kill America for years and nothing can stop him from achieving this goal. Except for a certain someone butting in. A very short oneshot involving our favorite Gentleman and Hero. Please R&R

The Doctor and Amy arrive on Earth, where life has taken a turn for the worst. Can they find the cause for all the chaos? And can it be solved?

It's Ace's birthday! Luffy comes aboard the Moby Dick with a present for his brother. But the gift he brings isn't exactly what Ace was expecting...

What if the Straw Hats had of been together when they got the news that Ace was imprisoned and due to be executed? With the whole crew, and all their specialties, how might the rescue of Portgas D. Ace been different?

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.