Call in the authorities! There's a fire!

Oh wait, that's just me flaming your stupid story.

The first cut is the deepest, though all my flames are equally hot!

So make sure you work extra, extra hard on your little fantasies and whatnot, because a good ol' fashioned flame is coming your way!

Oh, and don't forget to bring your marshmallows--there's plenty of fire for everyone.

Have a nice day.

-Flame-ingo