Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

There are a couple of universal constants. Real simple things, things that everyone knows without thinking too much about it, things that people know without having to be taught, things that are just accepted. The sky is blue. Trees are tall. Humanity is encaged behind walls for their own safety. And, of course, Armin and Eren touch way too much. Armin/Eren from Connie's POV

Madge's final moments inside her childhood home and her confession to the burning room.

An AU Madniss oneshot. Pretty much straight up fluff.

I can't get mad. He can't control his medications. He can't control his hormones, but I can control my temper. No one told me being in love would make me feel this insane.

At least, that's how Regina feels. The Charmings take a family vacation, although things don't start out quite so smoothly. Swan Queen and Snowing, plus Henry and the new baby, in this sequel to "The Sun Must Set to Rise" and "This Could Be Paradise". Warning: fluff so sweet it'll give you cavities.

Perhaps she is like a ghost now, after all only half of her is there in District 12. The other half is pinned to Katniss in the form of a gold Mockingjay pin. K/M

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

An obsession born from guilt, a cursed child just trying to make the best of eternity, and an Uchiha surprise... sounds like a story if you ask me.