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 Author has written 3 stories for Beyblade, and Naruto. Name: Smeltsenseltszer. No, really. Age: 1 Gender: Female Appearance: I guess it doesn't really matter what one looks like, so I'll settle for 10 ft. long, three-headed, cheesy slug sauted in honey sauce. Hobbies: Reading, listening to music, drawing, sometimes making stuff. Fav Animes- Beyblade, DragonBall Z, FullMetal Alchemist, Naruto, Death Note Fav music bands- Linkin Park, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Breaking Benjamin, Our Lady Peace, Marilyn Manson, Evanescence and many, many more. About me: I still have no idea what to write here... |
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Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Unexpected Events by Kirara-Elfkin reviews
David learns the hard way that Rush has been keeping a far bigger secret than Marion's blessing and it's one that has the power to change everything, but can the others accept it when they learn the truth? Amid betrayal and death a terrible choice is made, an ancient prison unlocked. The true purpose of the Remnants will be discovered. Finally Chapter 16 is up!
Last Remnant - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,674 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Rush S., Irina S., David N., Marina S.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
The Eight DOs and DON'Ts of Hatake Kakashi by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 545 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Chronicles of Everyday Life by vernajast reviews
SasuNaru, NaruSasu lighthearted AU shorts. Somewhat connected, but can be read as one-shots, too. Sasuke and Naruto live in an ritzy condo together. Their relationship has its ups and downs, but in the end, they belong together, and they both show it in subtle ways. No angst if I can help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
SELF-RESPECT by ceiyn reviews
The Bleach women all learn self-respect - sometimes with unexpected consequences! Lol, this was a lot of fun to write! Rated T for language, sometimes I have a potty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Foresight by symphorophilia reviews
-Modern AU, semi-dark fic, twoshot- Tsunade could hardly understand half of the things going on in her life at this point, particularly when it came to her son, Naruto. Mother!Tsunade, Siblings!Team 7, Bipolar!Naruto. Slight JiraTsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
The Beige Room by 2LAZY2THINKOFAUSERNAME reviews
They've been having strange dreams lately. But they're only dreams... So why do they feel such dread? Prolouge to "The Light That Burns"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
This is No Joke by Amberdreams reviews
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100. Challenge: Dean & Sam in a bar. Warnings: None. Summary: Guess what, it's Dean & Sam in a bar!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Winchester Meal Delivery Service by Lucillia reviews
No matter where they are, the Winchester boys make sure that their little FBI stalker is fed. Oneshots in no particular order.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/7/2012 - V. Henriksen, Dean W.
Because It Sparkles by bluetext reviews
One-shot, COMPLETE. Team 7 is waiting for Kakashi at the training grounds. With nothing to do, Naruto gets restless. What happens when he spots something Sasuke was supposed to keep hidden?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CRACK FIC MADNESS ONE SHOTS! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Plenty of crack one shots just for your amusement people. Formerly How Naruto Got Sasuke To Come Back To Konoha. xSTILL CRACKx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forty two by Alia Rubrik reviews
Sasuke and Naruto ponder life's mysteries. In the midst of a battlefield. Whilst high on weed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifice by Aerynth reviews
What if the one person who could set things right was your enemy? What would you give up in exchange for what you lost?
Last Remnant - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Mighty Morphin' Bijuu Rangers! by rageofkyubii reviews
Rewritten and reposted as "Mighty Morphin' Bijuu Rangers: Remastered". See link in profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Cloaked by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Everyone dreams of being a princess, but when offered the chance will Hinata take it and go on a perilous journey, with talking animals, demons, and a magic cloak that can take you anywhere? AU. Crap summary. COUPLES HAVE NOT BEEN DECIDED YET!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Flame by singingrain reviews
When suicide IS the answer. Warning: dark humor. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Differences in Stupidity by foxfictionffn reviews
There are eight types of intelligence. Coincidentally, there are at least eight kinds of stupid... Behold our exemplars: Gaara, Tenten, Kiba, Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Gaara, Tenten - Complete
Shadow of the Banished by Kirara-Elfkin reviews
Ancient hatred, a lonely boy, budding friendship and impossible odds. The darkness is rising as the hunters become the hunted, and the past bears it's secrets for all the world to see... Finally Ch. 8 is up!
Last Remnant - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,987 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Rush S., Emmy H.
After Remnant's End: David in Siebenbur by QueenSforza666
Basically this is a small piece that pulls from the fan comic I have been slaving over for a week. This is an exerpt in some sense to see if anyone feels that this would be an adequate story to write and draw.
Last Remnant - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,989 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - David N. - Complete
Remember Me by Yukiko Shiroryuu reviews
David Nassau got caught shoplifting and is now sentenced to community service at a local Hospice where he meets Rush Sykes, an 18 year old patient dying from a very weak heart. Will Rush be able to open David's closed heart and teach him how to love? AU
Last Remnant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - David N., Rush S.
No Matter What by WingsofHaine reviews
For her, she'd be willing to do anything... even give up her femininity. She'd be willing to be a guy... no matter what. All for her... Too bad Sasuke won't leave her be. SasufemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,917 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Brief History of Life by GhstPhantom3 reviews
When it becomes abundantly clear the impact that growing up without a family has had on Naruto, Jiraiya steps in to teach him what he needs to know. In the process, he lets it slip that... Cont. inside Rated M for language, sexuality and crude humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,547 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Four Letter Words by PurpleMoon3 reviews
What would happen if after the Mizuki fight Iruka was gravely injured and Naruto didn't return to the village. A single choice changes the fate of the entire Narutoverse!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,749 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U.
Soliloquy by yukato reviews
In the city of dreaming spires, an insomniac sovani faces the toughest opponent of all - himself. One-shot. Spoilers.
Last Remnant - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Under the Leaves by The Uchiha Writer reviews
Naruto composes a song to convince Sasuke to Stay in Konoha Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. my first Fanfiction ever. please R&R. I hope you enjoy it. It's really funny
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Many Clichés in Naruto Fanfiction by Tigerbolt reviews
Tired of cliche, overused plot stories that you see all the time in Naruto fanfiction? Well, this fic will try to make fun of them! Pairings included. Taking requests. Will frequently adjust submiitted chapters. NOTE: WILL UPLOAD LONGER CHAPS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U.
A Challenge of Plush! by MaliBiser reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover a secret conspiracy of the plushie manufacturers and Sakura comes to conclusion that her teammates' derangements show on too many levels… Team 7 friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Asylum by Amy Hirosaki reviews
AU, NejiLee, future NejiGaaSasu, Shonen ai. Screw Faith! Hyuuga Neji, Boy Genius, fakes having a disorder in order to escape his destiny. It works, and he ends up in an institution. But even Boy Geniuses can’t predict every single thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,268 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
21 Questions: A Ghost Story by RosePhyre reviews
Naruto is the new night security guard at Konoha Cemetery. But there are no such things as ghosts, right? AU. NaruXSaku centric, with NaruXHina and NejiXSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Oddities of Two Worlds by YuzukiSakura1994 reviews
Naruto and friends found an old well which suddenly sucked them in...What horrors await them? Will they manage to get back safely to Konoha? Inuyasha X Naruto crossover. Warnings inside. Read at your own risk.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Sepia Portrait by Iseria Dweller reviews
20 years has passed. Emmy dreamed of chasing after the ghost of her mother and mused over the fate of Athlum without the power of the Remnants. An Emmy centric fic.
Last Remnant - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Emmy H., David N.
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Just Another Day by PhoenixClaw reviews
When an unknown force strikes the village of Konoha, only Hinata is left with her sanity intact. Can one little Hyuuga save the day, or will everything fall victim to a demon's revenge? Uchiha family bonding, blood splattered Gaara Claus and so much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Expletives by TehSpookyWaffle reviews
It was embarrassing. It was awkward. Worst of all, it was cliched. Naru/Sasu, Sasu/Naru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Cookies by Kyubbisealer reviews
Orochimaru is baking cookies. People can only get cookies from Orochimaru. They can’t make their own or they get sent to jail in Otogakure. Are these cookies really that good? SasuxSaku. OOCness. Chap. 2 has Pancakes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Collection of Random Naruto Stuff by Hey what's that gun for reviews
Just an idea of what I think is funny
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
The Different Sides of Naruto by obsessive-elphaba reviews
pre-shippuden. DO NOT READ THIS! It totally sucks!.... just the multiple sides of Naruto. Full summary inside. Horror just a joke beause its horrible
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U.
One Of Those Days by Lycan.Kallias reviews
Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke as roommates? A collection for AU one shots. No real plot or storyline. Just idiocy. Some slight GaaSasuNaru hints in later chapters...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Kill the Demon by knuckz reviews
The villagers said to kill the demon. Naruto said to let them try. Mock-fic of the much overused kill-the-demon theme. One-shot only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Scissors by Mythal Rising reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto Talent Show by ThtAsianGuy reviews
Introducing the annual Hidden Leaf Talent Show! Starring your judges, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru! Who will win this year! Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
The Naruto News Show by SSJ2 PikaFlash reviews
The 5th season of the Naruto News Show is now complete. With all new fake news reports and the usual stuff from Konoha's best reporters. Or so Naruto thinks. 50 Chapters milestone reached. Review if you want this fic to continue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,915 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures of AntiNaruto and Anti? by Collaboration for Destruction
It seems like Naruto is about to meet his doppleganger and someone else? What is Kakshi constantly drinking in that flask hidden in his jacket? Sasori installs a mini-fridge in Hiruko! What happened to the homeless man? An attack that lasts 2 PAGES!READ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Crayons by McMagicG12 reviews
This is my explanation for the bright and unexplained colors in the Naruto story. Takes place in Kindergarten. I'd appreciate feedback since I don't know the Naruto-verse as well as some might, and I might've made mistakes. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attack of the Blondes by momogo7 reviews
Ino and Naruto expand their friendship. Sounds dangerous. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Moonstruck by mangospoons reviews
The mission had started off normal enough, but now Hinata wasn't so sure. Let's just say waking up next to a person you'd just seen die, and who happened to be your life-long crush, in the future wasn't exactly a planned event. *Being Edited*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,713 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja can't fly by IncandescentOne reviews
Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 312 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Abridged With Commentary: Zabuza Saga by Anonymius reviews
First season of Naruto shortened, humoured and mocked all the way through!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Another Truth or Dare ItaSaku FanFic! by Hypo Prower reviews
Simply put, Naruto and the gang discover fanfiction, and have to...well, live through some of it. It's purely humor, no intentions of offense behind it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Meeting by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto discovers that he has fan girls writing... interesting things about him. In response, he calls a meeting with his fan girls for a "special treat."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi's Mask by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
Why exactly DOES Kakashi wear a mask? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Always Second Best by Dead Man Writing Is Dead reviews
Until the manga series ends, Naruto is not allowed to fight against Sasuke. So what does he do? Challenges the protagonist to the 2nd most popular manga of course! That means you Ichigo Kurosaki! NarutoXBleach crossover with alot of other universes used
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Dear Sasuke, by The Scrawler reviews
You know, I really hate you." Sakura and Naruto pen letters to their wayward teammate during the two and a half years they are separated; to check up on him and generally inform him how much of a moron he is for joining Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Death to Sasuke by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
(Please excuse my child-like self for all the hurtful/stupid bashing, would delete but I have fond memories of friends with this story) He deserves to die, so I'm going to kill him as many times as I see fit. I don't care about flamers and I care about comments. I shall update every time I get a chance to go onto the computer as well! People are welcome to add their own ones too!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,589 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,010 - Follows: 1,770 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Literal by Awlric Hayell reviews
Context is everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Book of Absolutely Everything You Wanted To Know by Forgotten in Shadows reviews
When Naruto finds a magic notebook that knows everything, what sort of mayhem will unsue? Don't ask me, just read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Cross Over Bloopers by JackOfBladesX reviews
We all love cross overs, but we just have to accept that some crossovers...don't fit in the World of Naruto. Here's a list of some of these animes/games that just won't mix. Rated For Language. Chapter 2: Code Geass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Interlude by Eventyr reviews
Naruto has some rotten luck sometimes. No pairing; crack. Please R&R?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Birds and The Bees by StillWaving reviews
Naruto is seven and he asks people about the "birds and the bees"... fun ensues... one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brotherly Love by yoza666 reviews
How does Itachi act when Sasuke won't shut up? And who's Itachi's not-so-secret Uncle?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Paper Journal by inashosetai reviews
When Naruto found Sasuke looking into his carry-along drawing book, Naruto felt his soul leave his mouth and depart towards hell. And for some reason, it felt like Sasuke was following too. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only Joking by kodoku na oujo reviews
Side story to Just Not Enough. Itachi always sexually abuses his little brother's best friend, Naruto, but... How did it all start? No real pairings. Hinted one-sided NaruSasu. And I guess this could be viewed as a ItaNaru fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Isn't it hot in that thing? by Karlints reviews
Naruto and Itachi have a conversation about clothes that leads to some unexpected and, for some, embarrassing changes. Pure idiocy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Art is a bang, un! by Coral Q's bff reviews
Naruto, the only Genin of the 12, have been sent a mission statement: Find this guy's love of his life! But will he be able to find this guy's soulmate when he has no idea about girls himself? And is this guy really all that he appears to be? DeiNaru! (Discontinued)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Naruto U., Deidara
Rite of Manliness by recodan reviews
The ultimate Naruto vs. Sasuke story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Victory by SoulCry reviews
It was official now. The Akatsuki was no more. However, they weren't dead. Oh, no. Something far worse happened to them. They incurred in the wrath and deviousness of Uzumaki Naruto and his partner in crime. NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Death by Teacup by Nukenin reviews
Or why Naruto isn't allowed to watch action movies. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vanity by Caleshi reviews
A look into Uchiha Sasuke & Itachi's life. -One Shot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
101 ways to cook Rainbow Bass:Naruto can cook? by Twy reviews
Team seven forgets their food on a mission,hilarty insues.I'll put this as complete for know,if anybody wants me to add a chapter,give me an idea for something funny!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Random Scene Change by AmoriTheWingedWolf reviews
oneshot! What happens when you throw team 7 into multiple places at random? HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Find out!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
Need Coffee Or Need Sleep by Earthsoftenstheflame reviews
Itachi has a strong desire for caffeine after spending more than two nights without sleep, but the staff in a local café can’t comply with a simple task. ItachiXCoffee RandomXOoc Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Itachi U., Lee R. - Complete
Mission Expense by Lady Mirror reviews
Shinobi of Konoha sometimes have strange expenses. Young!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Why we shouldn't FULLY Trust Spellcheck by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
...Title says it all. Hope you enjoy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tea parties, Lairs and Legolas by GypsyMagick reviews
Blind Itachi, Ramen muffins and a Legolas loving Orochimaru. Random story thought up when I was in an exam. Sorry for the bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Elementary, my dear Naruto by Dragonwannabe reviews
How's a guy suppose to romance a girl while on a weird mission with the rest of the team watching his every move? That's the dilemma Naruto faces when he's reunited with Hinata seven weeks after their last harrowing mission together. Sequel to: OBHN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,905 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Treasure by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
Deidara finds a bundle of... joy? Okay maybe not 'joy' but Deidara seems to like it... him... the blond kid that won't stop being so Damn Cute! sigh Okay, its me, Sasori, and I want to show you how a group of evil missing nins grew to be such, pansies...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Hero's Codex by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto wants to become a Hokage to become a hero... But a Hokage isn't always a hero, and a hero is not a hero to everyone. Someone teaches him this lesson... And decides to show him... The path of a true hero.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
The Phone Call by JessWithNails reviews
Naruto has had enough of Uchiha Itachi going after him, and decides to give Itachi a piece of his mind.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Easter Eggs by KowaretaHikari reviews
Naruto delivers easter eggs to some of his friends and Itachi shows up for unexplained reasons, which even I dont understand! Happy Easter everyone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fun With Kakashi And Naruto by molly4024 reviews
Drabbles. Kakashi is a school teacher dealing with a sweet not so decent seven year old Naruto … NaruSasu, KakaIru, Shounen-ai …
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Self Portrait in Black by Rhaella reviews
Naruto needs answers to questions he never knew he had.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Deidara
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Damaged Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Makeup and Ketchup by Zidra reviews
Itachi ran on the rooftops like there was no tomorrow, muttering soothing words towards the boy: “Whatever you do, stay far away from the light, don’t go near it, DO YOU HEAR ME SASUKE! Stay away from the light!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Telephone by Marine-Depths13 reviews
You know those kinda things, right? Like a game of telephone? Kai told Brooklyn to tell the others practice was starting because they were getting lazy. Brooklyn tells Tyson. Tyson misunderstood. Full Sum Inside. Some pairings. Birthday Fic for friend.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 407 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke Falls by Lonely-Slayer reviews
Sasuke attempts to kill Itachi....Kakashi has a very large horse...questions? Read the fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's FoolProof Business Plan by RaineJoybringer reviews
Itachi hasn't got enough money for rent! His answer? Why, steal Kakashi's underpants of course! A bombshell is about to hit the fair town of Konohagakure... and nobody is safe, not even the Akatsuki themselves!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 837 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Silent High by Istoria reviews
COMPLETE 080505 A bit of the Silent Hill series mixed in with Naruto. Trapped in an illusion whose rules are unknown, they struggle to find answers before darkness consumes them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Konoha's New Teacher by Sariana reviews
Jiraiya has a problem, and of all the people he can go to, he goes to Naruto for the help. Read to find out what disastrous event has taken place to make Jiraiya so desperate...Final Chapter Uploaded!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke Gets Stuck in a Hole by Satine89 reviews
If you read the title, you'll have a pretty good idea of what this story's about. Rated Pg13 just to be safe, but there is adult language and... pointing a certain finger up someone's nose. laughs for no reason
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Blond Jokes by Miss Esa reviews
Naruto and Ino are blond, so why not tell some blond jokes about them. Poor Naruto I don't like to make fun of you, but it is just way to easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Typical Love Story by tatsumaki reviews
Naruto finds happiness in the arms of a teacher ... ? Parodies the KakaNaru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
The secret by mkh2 reviews
Naruto’s got a secret! Why is it that he seems to be so powerful ever since coming back from his training with Jiraiya? Sasuke is bound and determined to discover why. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jokes by RukaIayLomperGay reviews
Everyday jokes become Narutoish!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
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The Greatly Retarded Parody reviews
Just what the title says.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Tyson Granger reviews
A completely random fic.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Kai's longing reviews
I was high, I'm afraid.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete