We are the Nocturnal Creatures! We shall haunt you until the end of time!

Cue: Evil laughs.

Creature Number 2: I am Creature number 2. Easy to remember. Number 2. Why? Because there are two of us, and Creature number 1 finally made our account. FF.N was being evil and wouldn't let us do it, so we were trying for like a week, and it wasn't working, and we were all like "Grr! We want to post our stories!!! But we can't!!"

So yeah. Creature number 1 will get around to joining me here, but for now, you're stuck with only me :-) what a fun time!...Or not. You know, if you're not having fun, it's not really my fault, you just must be a boring person!... Or I''m the boring one... I don't know. One of the two. Probably the second, since I have to be nice to you (the reviewers) who give us out FF.N creds. (tilts non-existant hat to the side) yo!

Um.. I think I've probably scared you enough now, and I shall let Creature number 1 take over, whenever she notices that I've actually put something here. Shhhh! No one tell her! We'll see how long it takes her to notice.

Creature Number 1: looks suspiciously at Creature Number 2 I resent that! starts to chuckle evilly I know who you are!!! You can run, but you can't hide Creature Number 2!!! MMMMUUUUHHHHAAAA!!! XD

Hey people, ummm . . . yeah, I'm Creature Number 1. I have no idea what to say on these profiles, so I guess I say . . . errr . . . type what I'm thinking. . . .

(ponders)

(continues to ponder)

(chuckles shakes head chuckles more)

Don't mind me . . . I just think funny thoughts.

I'm so easily amused. That, and I'm wired on caffene and chocolate, so I'm not completely responsible for what I'm typing right now. . . . It could be hazardous content. . . . raises eyebrow suspiciously at readers But then again, that's for you guys to decide, now isn't it? raises other eyebrow

I'm so weird, it's a wonder Creature Number 2 hasn't assasinated me yet.

Major lol.

End Note . . . for now. wink

Yeah, I'm scary. So be afraid. Be very, VERY afraid. MMMUUUHHHAAA!!!

(smiles broadly)

I think I've officially scared Creature Number 2.

chuckles

See you people later!!! XD

Creature 2: Scared? Me? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger!!! HAHAHAHA- ahhhhhhhh!! (runs and hides) Ha! See, I can hide!!!

Hm... maybe I will assasinate Creature 1. If she doesn't get writing on the story! I want more reviews!!! They are life!!! (dramtic gasp) I can't live without them! My life! My love! Noooo!!!!

...I think you need to be afraid of both of us. We're very scary when hyper. O_o I think our school's creative writing club learned that the other day. Both of us Creatures were excessively hyper, so we were just...being hyper. -_-

And we will attack you with our muffin army if you don't review!!! Our muffin minions shall hunt you down and be all cute-like and... hm... I'm not sure where there's supposed to be a threat there...