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The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,242 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 4,741 - Follows: 6,787 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4504 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10770 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 4,502 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Just Right For Me by archy12 reviews
Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC. ( Now a part of the Featured Fics on TwiFanfictionRecs and one of the Top Ten stories of the month!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,233 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Ex-con by counselor reviews
Edward is fresh out of the big house and Bella is his new boss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 10316 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 3,424 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage and other Catastrophes by Angel-Miyu reviews
Bella Swan thought she'd escaped the life of the high society, but her family forced her to marry Edward Cullen, heir to the most prestigious family in North America. But Bella won't give up. She'll fight for her happiness and maybe she'll find love in the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,234 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grind by JonesnInDaHood reviews
Beaches and boardwalks, endless summers and sugar cones. Adulthood crept up on Bella Swan sometime ago. Can a local skater make her feel young again? Now complete and too, too sweet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,781 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Twilight on the BLUE LAGOON by knicnort3 reviews
Bella was one of the popular sophomores in her high school, but when a class trip goes awry she finds herself marooned on a tropical island with Edward Cullen, the resident school geek. The two must overcome their differences and learn to work together in order to survive. If you're a fan of 'Twilight' and 'Blue Lagoon', this is the story for you! *more info inside* AH, AU, E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Blue Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,646 - Reviews: 4457 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bella - Complete
Badlands by planetblue reviews
Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,301 - Reviews: 7352 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reason For Living by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** A man who just wants to live and a woman who forgot how to live. Can they be what the other needs to survive? Recluse Bella gets a surprise when she answers her door. Rated C for Cheekyward. AH, Tattward ** #5 IN THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK POLL, WEEK OF 9/24-9/30 ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jul 2013 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,579 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Duty by LiveInDakota reviews
Life as a princess isn't a fairytale like they would lead you to believe. Sometimes decisions are made you don't like. Sometimes you don't have a choice at all. Barely out of school, it seems Bella's future has already been decided, with a marriage she doesn't want and a nation she doesn't know, but nothing is at it seems, and Edward Masen is no exception. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,331 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3628 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Yosemite Decimal by MagTwi78 reviews
Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Attraction Equation by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Silver Lining by kimpy reviews
Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,503 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7060 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Higher by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Summer of 1994: Dial-up internet. Pagers. Walkmans. AOL chat rooms. O.J in a white Bronco. And blazingly hot weather in Brooklyn where eighteen-year-old Bella Swan is filling her days making ice cream sundaes before she starts college. But one long night – full of Ecstasy, subway rides, dark dance clubs, and a boy she doesn't want to stay away from – may change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,007 - Reviews: 3708 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5380 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Workings of Fate by RosieRathbone reviews
10 years ago, Edward was hopelessly in love with someone he couldn't have - out-of-reach, classmate, Bella. But when his 7yr old son is the reason they meet again, will Fate help this single father and give him a second chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,444 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4402 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Between Adults by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella tries to go through the motions of her life. She's in an ivy league school, has a great boyfriend and is a great ballet instructor. When she meets Edward she finds that maybe she doesn't just want to be normal. A/H, A/U, Lemons and Bostonward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,082 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Half on a Baby by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
B&E joined at the hip since 3rd grade, share EVERYTHING! Socks, boxers, dress shirts, old band T s etc... Edward s even used B s toothbrush when she wasn t looking. Now, adult roommates, what happens when after yet another of Bella s relationships fail? Will she give up her desire to have children, or will she go for the ONE thing that's always been off limits...E s SPERM! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Edward, Bella
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6785 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Lover's So Polite by pencildrawings reviews
Bella gets the chance to meet her favorite band but the band's vocalist Edward is rude to her right off the bat-is everything what it seems or is there a reason for his attitude? Bella will be surprised...ExB AxJ EmxR AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,532 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Gull to the Wind by ineedyoursway reviews
All-consuming, irreversible love. Edward, 25, frontman of band The Masens, falls hard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Heroin Lullabies by ayngyl22 reviews
E/B, Edward is lead singer of a hard rock band, and Bella is a massage therapist. Mature readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,726 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Superman Complex by seevousplay reviews
Edward Cullen is a rock star in the biggest band of the decade. He's America's "It Boy," but he's still unhappy. Will Bella be in time to save him? AH AU. Nominated for Rare Gem Award
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,988 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,749 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Uncharted reviews
You never know what to expect when you're pulled from your simple life into the uncharted waters of another. Smoking, Drinking and Swearing Oh My ! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Bella, Edward