Hello everybody and welcome to my profile!

General Info: I am one of the most random people you will meet. That said I am also what some people call a "redneck", "hick", or "hillbilly". To me, these are compliments because I know I am not just another copy of some other people. Usually I'm pretty friendly and easy to get along with and I am obsessed with Batman comics.

Name: Amber

Birthday: 12-30-91

Location: Pennsylvania

Likes: Obviously Batman and other comics, movies (especially in the horror genre), books, hunting, fishing, football, and nascar.

Dislikes: There isn't much I dislike except certian people that need a history lesson... long story... and Micheal Vick (that sumbitch can seriously go die in a ditch!)

Other: 4 dogs (Festus, Willy, Gus, and Scarecrow) 3 cats (General, Baby, and Harley) 3 horses (Bo, Luke, and Duke (yes I like the dukes of hazzard)) some cows (they don't really have names) In case you haven't noticed, I live on a farm.

Random Stuff to paste on your profile:

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over wireless phone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe,Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki , WeaselChick, Celyna EverD, Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie, Linksworstnightmare, Luigi Rules 512, Rawhide

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, aerisphoenix, Rawhide

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile .

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Fave Quotes:

"Predjudice is a poison more deadly then a snake bite." - My English Teacher, Mrs. Roth

"Children in the dark make accidents, accidents in the dark make children."-My boss said this at work once, don't know where the heck it came from.

"I cannot be held responsible for my actions when I am scared." One of my idiot buddies after he accidently broke someones nose for sneaking up on him.

"Would it be illegal if I sold you to the Amish?" -My loving sister

"Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

"When I die, I wanta be burried upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass!" - My dad

"I am in shape! Round is a shape!" - My uncle Lump.

"I always wondered why Santy Clause says 'Ho Ho Ho,' that was, untill I met his wife..."- Larry the Cable Guy

"That's Funny write there! I don't care who you are!" - Larry the Cable Guy

and the best one

"GIT-R-DONE!"- Larry the Cable Guy

Great Times

2.ME: "Brandy! I fell back there!"

BRANDY: "What did you do?"

ME: "Mimmicking you almost falling!"

(Brandy almost fell and I was making fun of her and I ended up falling.)

Other places to find me:

www.fictionpress.net

Friends on Fanfiction:

sweetnsxy: she is THE BEST teen titan's writer out there. No question. I'm not just saying that because she's the best friend I could ever ask for, the sister I always wanted, the secret person living in my basement, and the person who knows more about me then anyone, but because it's the truth. I knew this girl since kindergarten and we're 18 now. Don't mess with her or you mess with me, and trust me, the last thing you want is a redneck angry at ya. I'd give you a list of names of people to ask, but that would take a while...

xmybabygusx: my real sister. She doesn't have anything up yet, but when she does, I'm sure she'll be good.

Beansie: Another good friend of mine. I knew her since highschool. I don't get to talk to her much now, mostly because she graduated and so did I, but I do see her down at the theatre. She has some really good Ed, Edd, and Eddy and Harry Potter stories up. Check them out if you get time.

ok, now that the randomness is taken care of, here are a list of my stories. The majority of them I wrote for my little cousin, just because me and him get into random conversations.

Please check them over and Review if you have time.

I should also tell all my readers that I get severe cases of writers block or I do get really lazy and sometimes won't update for a while. I hope the last period is over for a while, but it does happen.

FEEL FREE TO PM ME!