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 Hey hows it goin? I'm vash15247 (or Paul whatever floats yer boat) I'm 22 years old dude living in Southern California spent the last 4 years in the Marine Corps as a Machine gunner in a line platoon went to Afghanistan twice did my time there (Had a fuckin ball btw). Now I'm out and trying to find a career in the "real" world. Hobbies include reading fanfic playing videogames collecting and shooting firearms and untill recently blowin shit up and killing people. Favorite anime: Highschool of the Dead, Trigun, Desert Punk, Naruto, Hellsing, Baccano (just for Ladd), favorite pairings (Naruto) NarutoxTayuya NarutoxAnko NarutoxIno really anyone but Hinata. Sakura's okay but the story has to be really good. Favorite pairings (H.O.T.D.) Takashixall the girls I like 'em all and Takashi's a fuckin boss! Saya would be my favorite though |
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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9438 - Favs: 13,339 - Follows: 12,563 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Bring Down The Sky by NeonZangetsu reviews
What lies beyond the sky? What stars and different races await beyond the precipiece of our vision? Unfortunately, he's about to find out what awaits us beyond the starry sky. The hard way. NarutoxJackxTali! Co-Written by myself and Uzumaki Crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,563 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Naruto U., Tali'Zorah, Jack, Shiala
Uzumaki Naruto: Hunter Of The Dead by The Darker Half reviews
A whole year has passed since the zombie outbreak at San Romero high school in American, stopped thanks to the Starling family and two others, Naruto and his mother. But, as it should be known, evil never rests and this time, the zombies have appeared all over the world. Can Naruto's skills as a hunter help save the world once again? Naruto/Lollipop Chainsaw/HoTd crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Naruto U.
So Close Yet So Far by apollyon1991 reviews
Two people,so similar yet so different. When Shima's summoning jutsu misfires, instead of appearing to rescue Konoha from Pain, Naruto is dropped into the middle of the Northern Watertribe invasion. Naruto/Toph
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,346 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Aang
The Ruins of Love's Legacy by InfiniteDragon reviews
Returning from his 'training trip', Naruto and Jiraiya stumble upon Team Gai, returning from an exhausting mission of their own, in Wave. However, the location of their coincidental meeting is anything but... even if the only Uzumaki among them doesn't have the faintest clue of 'why'. The ruins of Naruto's ancestral home are calling him back. Naru/Ten/Shion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,797 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten, Shion
Echoes in Eternity by Useful76 reviews
When a galaxy is on the brink, one hero isn't always enough. History's greatest hero joins up with Earth's best hope. Join Naruto and Shepard as they fight against all odds to take down the biggest threat the galaxy has ever seen. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity." (NO YAOI, MaleShep, Many pairings throughout the story)
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Naruto U., Shepard (M)
Naruto: Fractured Fate by 10000 Fists reviews
During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.
Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U.
Journey of a Lilmothiit by Jhonie reviews
During his training trip, Naruto stumbles upon the ancient remnants of a once-proud people. One thing leads to another, and within only a few hours, Jiraya is left alone, the Kyuubi has a mental breakdown and Naruto finds finds himself stuck in a very cold land, in a body he is pretty sure is not the one he had last night and a bunch of dragons who seems to want him dead...
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 7,899 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
I'm not a Khajiit! by Koyan the Wanderer reviews
Having been a Phantom for millions of years, Naruto is given an ultimatum by the Daedra: Watch the Dragonborn or make an enemy of the Daedra. Now he's alive, foxified, and keeping tabs on an Imperial with a bleeding heart.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,496 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
LemonyPedia: Naruto and his Girls! by ShinkuSenkou reviews
the name sucks... anyway this is a gather of A LOT LEMONS! all of them are naruto centric and with all the girls you can imagine... thx to all the authors who made this possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 183,816 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Last Mission by S. Tsunade reviews
The Great Ninja War is over and the Akatsuki has been crushed. Naruto has one last mission to accomplish before he can claim the title of Hokage: he has to breed with as many kunoichis as he can. Pairings: Naruto X Other Naruto girls. HARD LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,062 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
How the chunin exams should have been by Senge Waber reviews
A slightly stranger version of the final chunin exam, where the sound invasion never takes place. Slight coarse language. Chapter 7 fixed up because of a hole pointed out by a reveiw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete