I love Alice in Wonderland, the Harry Potter series, the Hero's of Olympus series, the Kane Chronicles, and the Percy Jackson series.

I am Team Edward/Jasper.

If anyone has labeled you and you're just sick of it, post this on your profile and highlight the ones that people have applied to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I must be wrong.

I have DIFFERENT BELIEFS THAN YOU, so you should treat me like I'm an idiot.

I was alright when Sirius died.
Okay when Dumbledore died.
Cried so hard when Dobby died.
Sobbed when Snape died.
But my heart broke in two when Fred Weasley died.
JK Rowling went too far.

You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter.
You say red and black, I say green and black.
You say Forks, I say Hogwarts.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.
You say Jacob Black, I say Remus Lupin.
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.
Put this on your profile if you love Harry Potter

I heart Converse, DC shoes, Target, and Walmart

PEACE OUT!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care.Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fan fiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional character with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you go to look at cats and can't stop laughing. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual Ipod in your head and are snapped out of it when a friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head. Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object. Crazy is when you stay on the computer/Fan Fiction from 3 in the afternoon to 5 in the morning non-stop, just reading all the stories, and laughing when people in the stories die, or anything else is no where near funny, then almost die from lack of oxygen in the parts that are supposed to be funny (yes, I’ve really done that more than once). Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fan fictions then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a Naruto fan fiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a Naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with Naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fan fiction in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about SasuNaru before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is dreaming about Willy Wonka on a unicycle or jumping out of a car on an American highway or chocolate pizza or a guy wearing nothing but a condom. (I'VE HAD ALL THESE DREAMS D:) Crazy is holding on to that little hope that Sasuke will come back to Konoha and sweep Naruto off his feet. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot body all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse that you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter ego begins to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into happy song when someone asks you what's the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of your alter egos boyfriends, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she's inside your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe sex with him and fan girling over him constantly. Crazy is when you start swearing to your friends that strawberries rule the world, and all the political leaders are just the strawberries pawns and puppets for evil world domination! Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you.Crazy is realizing you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is getting an assignment, having it extended into the next term, not doing it, faking sick and ending up actually being sick just to skip school and finishing it the night before while typing this. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot body all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is coming up with crazy ass but funny as hell holidays like Ass-Smack week just to show your friend your willing to molest em to say how much they mean to you. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is sitting in your room, imagining a Twilight character dancing and actually laughing out loud. Crazy is when you love a fictional character with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. Crazy is crying yourself to sleep because Edward left Bella in New Moon. Crazy is when you go to sleep in your mother's room because a character in your favorite book just died, and you're totally depressed. Crazy is when you go to random profiles on fan fiction and send a message saying "TWILIGHT ROCKS!" and nothing more. Crazy is when you randomly yell "NARUTO IS THE BEST!!" in a public place. Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement. Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you tape a bunch of Jonas Brothers posters to your ceiling and when you're bored, lean back in your computer chair and stare at them, talking...and they surprisingly talk BACK to you…and you talk for hours on end...Crazy is when you watch the Jonas Brothers Burnin' Up Music Video, and randomly scream "With the Nick and the wedgie wetsuit, and the Joe and the mustache, and the Sexy Kung Fu Kevin..." and fall of your bed laughing and your Mom asks what you're doing and you respond "Laughing!" And her response was "Why?!" And you say "KEVIN CAN FLY! JOE CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE AND NICK IS IN A WEDGIE WETSUIT!!" Crazy is when you're walking through the living room, hear Jonas on the TV and stop mid step, ice cream halfway to your mouth and listen to the 30 second Target Commercial. Crazy is when you yell at your computer for being a jerk then slap it and it turns off. Crazy is when you drop you phone and it turns off. Then you hold a funeral for it in your bedroom until someone calls you again...and the first thing you say to them is "OH MY GOD! MY PHONE IS A ZOMBIE!" Crazy is when you fight with your friends over which Jonas brother's team will win in the Disney channel games. Crazy is when you keep burning soup on your arm and refuse to stop eating it. Crazy is when you stare at someone for long periods of time and they stare back at you weirdly and you start laughing for no apparent reason and they back away slowwwly. Crazy is when you try and get your upset friend to laugh just by staring at the top of there head cross eyed till they start giggling uncontrollably. Crazy is when you and your friends skip down a random street arms linked together singing "Were off to see the wizard! the wonderful wizard of oz!" over and over again. Crazy is when you sing random songs at the top of your lungs after school lunch and your invisible friends sing along with you. Crazy is when you block out a total conversation staring out a window and when a friend asks you a question , instead of answering you point to a squirrel and scream "SQUIRREL!!"Crazy is when you start break dancing in the middle of the class for no apparent reason and everyone stares at you like your insane and only ONE PERSON joins you. Crazy is when you drink 4 amps in less than 30 minutes and run around the house screaming things like " I’M SUPER WOMAN" and flap your arms trying to fly. Crazy is when you drink a Jolt and run into walls while your hyper. Crazy is when you are at your choir concert and don’t want to sing your songs so you start to rap them. Crazy is when you make a bowl of icing and eat it all in one sitting. Crazy is when you and your best friend have a spoon war that goes on for a few years. Crazy is when you and your friends try to get on all the little kid rides in the amusement park and cry when the employee says that you're too tall to get on. Crazy is when you try to memorize all the sorting hats songs in the Harry Potter books. Crazy is when you run out onto the oval when it's raining, dance around, try to do cartwheels and jump in all the big puddles. Crazy is if you watch a stars wars trouper doing the pelvic thrust for 2 hours and still roll around on the floor laughing every time you see it. Crazy is when you have a banana and dance around singing 'put a banana in your ear' from Charlie the unicorn2, and when someone looks at you weird you tell them you're the Banana King. Crazy is whenyou realize ketchup is out to get you so you spend the entire week avoiding the condiment. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!