You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(duh)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr

Every little spark deserves a chance

A chance to grow and roar

Kindle the flame

Light the tourches

Copy and paste this if you think fire is not bad

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

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How To Annoy People On The Beach

Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?" Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can. If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!" Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!" Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos. Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times. Throw jellyfish around. Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes. Act like a sea gull. Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

How To Annoy People At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken. Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line. Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line. Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it. Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off. Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money. Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements. Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent. Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills. Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains. Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon. Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride. Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of. Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way. Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you. Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions. Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off. Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake. Ask ANYONE for their autograph. Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at. Find someone to tell your life story to. Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride. Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides. Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero." Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.

Won something in the lottery?: Sadly no. Snuck out of the house?: yes but not at night Lied to get out of trouble?: Well of course Had a computer crash?: probrobly... Gotten lost in your city?: my city is a suburban town in P A so yah no Seen a shooting star?: in movies Been to any other countries?: Yes Mexico once! Had a serious surgery?: if you count getting my tonsils removed serious Stolen something important to someone else?: i have siblings so yah Gone out in public in your pajamas?: my family goes to a 24 hour dinner once a year in our pjs Cried over a girl?: no Cried over a boy?: no Kissed a random stranger?: no... Hugged a random stranger?: why would anyone Been in a fist fight?: yes and I have a scar now been arrested?: No way!!! Done drugs?: No way! I'M 11!!!!!!! Had alcohol?: ...I'm pretty young...I'M 11!!!!! Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: shuders yes Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: good times good times Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: kinda, only an eighth of the whole school showed up even though it wasn't a snow day Swore at your parents?: No way! Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no Been to a casino?: no Ran over an animal and killed it?: no but I fould a dead groundhog and a dead snake on my driveway Broken a bone?: Negatory. Gotten stitches?: nada Had a water balloon fight in winter?: yes in my mind Made homemade muffins?: blueberry muffins to die for Bitten someone?: Yes. Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: yup Burped in someone’s face?: Of course

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send us a message saying you did!)

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

1: Real Name: hmm...

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"):frizzle

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): midnightwolf

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): marie meadowland

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): rogem

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): silver hawiian punch!!

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): robert le

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): black felix

Type your name with your knuckles: felix frisco

Type your name with your nose: felix frisco

Type your name w/ your feet: felix frisco

Type your name without looking: felix frisco

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

cinderstar

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

rehtaefyaj

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your least favorite forest animal plus dark.):

antdark

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

shadowriver

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

cat

On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (fine i shall put it in an adult)

On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)

On a food processer: "Not to be used for other use." (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!)

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents...

Tarzan lives half naked,

Cinderella comes back home at midnight,

Pinocchio lies all the time,

Aladdin is the king of thieves,

Batman drives at 320 KM/h,

Sleeping beauty is lazy,

and Snow white lives with 7 guys.

We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave!

They get it from their story books!!! (:

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Snowstorm, Sunfur, scareyes,Dawnfire

Quick! write down 12 of your favorite cats from Warriors!

1. Bluestar (non crazy)

2.Firepaw (not firestar)

3.Tigerstar (yes,I like a bad kitty)

4.Hollyleaf

5.Sandpaw (again, not sandstorm)

6.Mistystar

7. Yellowfang

8. Graystripe (kitty forever)

9. Leafstar

10. Ravenpaw

11.

12.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out off a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

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If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. Hey hey you you I don't lik ur girlfriend

I do not mind critical reviews, but you need to review the entire damn story, and actually think before reviewing

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a imperfect perfectionist, copy and paste this on your profile

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile. Wrath... your hell cool!

95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off, fire five RPG's at Miley, empty six rounds of AK-47 ammo into each of the Jonas brothers, chainsaw their heads off, and then throw them into the Hudson river!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( What? Like your not.)

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! YAY!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you know facts that not many others know, like in the United States it's a federal offense to cheat at Poker, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile