"Byakuya didn’t suddenly turn manly.

He was born manly.

He didn’t ask for it, it just happened. No one seemed to get that." --The Twelve Tasks of Mayuri Kurotsuchi, by Glockenspiel--i love this fanfic, i would put the whole thing in a big quote if i could XD...but i cant ;;

another quote from another fanfiction that i love:

“And you’re the horny bird that wanted to work in, a ‘quick one’ before class! How the bloody hell was she supposed to know that you were practically raping me?!" --James Potter, When it Happens, AlexzAndi, and no, he is not talking to lily

Alanna: "Men don't think any differently from women, they just make more noise about being able to."

Numair: "I love you. If you get yourself killed I will never forgive you."

Alanna: "The only thing I know is that I jump when I'm told and I have no free time."

Daine: "What has that got to do with the price of peas in Persopolis?"

Numair: "She wanted to talk to the dolphins, so she stopped her own blessed heart!"

Coram: "Ah. The ground bloodied yer nose, split yer lip, and punched ye in th' eye, all at once. Would you prefer to say 'twas yer pony?"

Gary: "How would I learn anything if I didn't eavesdrop?"

Alanna: "That's because I'm the only one with insanity in my family."

Jon: "Not kind. Grateful. Admiring. You're getting my shirt wet."

Alanna: "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep."

Jon: "Girl, boy, or dancing bear, you're the finest page - the finest squire-to-be at court."

Miles: "No. I'm staying to watch the pretty little eldorn girl try to hook every eligible male at court." Alanna: "If she doesn't succeed, it won't be because she didn't try."

Alanna: "Perhaps your mother betrayed your father with a warthog. You both certainly have a warthogs manners. Jem there even has a warthog's looks." Hilam: "Jemis is very rash. I'm not. It's going to take far more than these little barbs to pierce my armor-" Jon: "Perhaps my sword will pierce it, then?"

Alanna: "If hate is wanting to crush someone because you know they're evil, then yes - I hate the Duke of Conte."

Alanna: "Don't die on me. It's only a little shoulder wound. Goddess, George - don't die on me." George: "I didn't know you cared. And why insult me? I won't die for a wee nick like this; I've had worse in my day." Alanna: "Of course I care you unprincipled pickpocket! Of course I care."

Daine: "And what color robe are you?" Numair: "None! Do you know how hot those things are?"

Onua: "All you mages are Players at heart, I swear. Can't do the magic unless you have all kinds of robes and props and a big audience to cheer you."

Rikash: "Gods help us, it's the stork-man come to make sure I'm not corrupting you."

Numair: "Whoever you are if you're here to kill me, you'll need to do it while I remain prone. Have the decency to be quick about it, so I can get back to my rest." Daine: "What I've got in mind isn't near so quick as killing."

Numair: "Will you marry me?" Daine: "Maybe someday. But only if you're very, very good." Numair: "What if I'm very, very bad?" Daine: "Still maybe someday. But you're welcome to try and convince me to make it sooner."

Numair: "That hurt!"

Daine: "I hurt too much to be dead."

Alanna: "I'm not a boy. I'm a girl." George: "You're a - you're a what!"

Jon: "Who else knows?" Alanna: "George and his mother." Jon: "You trusted George?"

...hee hee hee...tomoyo is going crazy...hee hee hee...