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 Author has written 1 story for Mass Effect. Okay so first things first. Hey I'm MassEffectMonkey I will mostly be fanfic-ing Mass Effect cause I mean well it's awesome. I have wrote fanfic before but not on a game so you have to be closer to the story than the type I did before BUT yet again that doesn't matter :P Hey... You rp? If so come rp with me! https://www.facebook.com/StaffLtMcNamara?ref=hl If there are long gaps between chapters i'm sorry. Balancing this, schoolwork and rping is a bit difficult sometimes, Plus I need to game every once in a while XD "Whatever I have tried to do in life, I have tried with all my heart to do it well; whatever I have devoted myself to, I have devoted SOME RANDOM CRAP! "Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so." -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear." -Woody Allen "Character develops itself in the stream of life." "A desire to be in charge of our own lives, a need for control, is born in each of us. It is essential to our mental health, and our success, that we take control." -Robert F. Bennett |
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Seduction Theory by ShadowBlazer reviews
Samantha Traynor thought she'd figured out the general formula for getting a girl. Step one: Lure her in. Step two: She's not sure. Something exciting happens. Step three: Success! So, why is Shepard not cooperating with her plans? Not related to Freud's theory. Very not related.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Samantha T.
Earth AU by kittymills reviews
Earth Alternative Universe f!shenko fic - Shepard and Kaidan are civilians on Earth on the day of the Reaper invasion. Inspired by Solcomms Twitter event.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Persephone Rising by ansinna reviews
Three Shepards were born. Three Shepards to save the galaxy. But no one ever sends these marines out together for just a shake-down cruise... Shoker/Shenko/Sharrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 197,522 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Joker
Little Shepard by Evilblood reviews
Shepard's little sister joins the Normandy's crew and nothing is the same. Rated T for safety and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (F)
160 characters or less by razztaztic reviews
Conversations that take place by text message.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Time Slipped by Us by MandyShepard reviews
Its been seven years since the end of the Reaper War, since she almost died. It had been seven years since the loss of Kaidan. It took a lot for Shepard to move on with her life, but that's what she did. She has a home, a husband and a child. Little did she realise that someone was fighting like hell for the chance to hold her again, hoping she'd be waiting like she'd promised him
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,471 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Completing Temperance Brennan by Dream4aSleepyZombie reviews
She's always felt that something missing that empty feeling that makes you feel alone in a crowded room. So what could possibly fill the void after eighteen years? Now written in French by Eileda and Spanish by December Ice Star.PURE FLUFF PEOPLE.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 301 - Words: 1,238,033 - Reviews: 16856 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/8/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Crazy Christmas by Sadarga reviews
It's Christmas celebration time aboard the SR-2, and Joker has come up with the genius idea of doing a 'secret santa' amongst the crew. While some love their presents, others are frustrated or even simply embarrassed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Shepard (F)
London Calling by Dandy in the Aspic reviews
Kaidan arrives in London and meets the girl who knows how to shoot and wears a red ribbon in her hair. Shenko in the Second World War. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Memory and A Promise by HotaruGFC reviews
sucky title, but the story popped in my head the other night, titleless. Tired of hearing all the ribbing about how Shepard can't dance. Also, a little building of back story for MY Shepard, what's the term I've seen used: "headcannon"? Rating for language starting Ch 3 and some serious sexyfuntimes later. I seriously couldn't help it. Shenko, as always, later on.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
The Secret Life of Commander Shepard: A Dossier by Shootingstar7123 reviews
Commander Tempest Shepard is a psychotic biotic, terrible at tech, a notorious drunk, and the galaxy's last hope. If she were to look herself up in the Shadow Broker's files, what would she find? It's 90% humor, 10% angsting, featuring a drunk Shepard, a tormented Miranda, and a budding Shepard/Garrus romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Quotable Moments by ice princess deluxe reviews
Fifty little slice-of-life vignettes involving Juliana Shepard, her helmsman, and their shared love of vintage movie quotes that span the course of all three games.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 60,143 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Beginning of the Restless by Devil's Final Cry reviews
Drabbles surrounding Anastasia Shepard and her crew. She has sleep issues, she loses her favorite space hamster, and who knew that she can play the piano? How can she take all the stress of defending Earth and the rest of the galaxy from the Reapers? Takes place during and after ME3 I promise no spoilers for the ones who havent played! Please Read! :D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Faith by platinumblind reviews
Commander Shepard is in the hospital, and all Kaidan can possibly do is wait around and try to have a little faith... A Post-ME3 fiction.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Beyond All Odds by HotaruGFC reviews
Post ME3, set in immediate aftermath perfect red ending-shepard lives , And I don't think Joker would high-tail it out of the fight and thus end up of that bizarre world, so yeah. Definitely Shenko, possible smut later, will adjust rating as necessary. Trying to present a realistic view of what Earth would be like after the fall of the Reapers. Note: does not account for EC DLC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Yet Another Mass Effect Fanfic by Kindjal reviews
When the young Jane Shepard was told she had biotic abilities and she needed training, she had no idea she would end up on Jump Zero with a bunch of kids and a handful of turian instructors. And she certainly didn't expect to share her dormitory with a boy by the name of Kaidan. During my second play through, it bothered me that biotic Shepard didn't go to Brain Camp too, so...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
After drinks by believeinfaeries13 reviews
Kaidan said he'd come for only five minutes, but Shepard knew he'd been lying. He had come for so much more.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Of Laserguns and Lipstick by HotaruGFC reviews
Dumb little bit of randomness. Who says FemShep can't have a bit of a girly side? Was intended as a one shot, but apparently FemShep had somethings she needed to say, and Kaidan wouldn't shut up. Will likely have a choice between two possible endings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Two Months by Meesh reviews
After defeating Sovereign at the Battle of the Citadel, the Normandy's crew is given two months shore leave on the Citadel. Kaidan and Shepard keep the promise they made before Ilos and spend the time together, hiding in a small apartment. Lots of fluff!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Space Toilets by SovereignGFC reviews
The afterlife, as seen by Mass Effect x Harry Potter. CRACK! T for a few swears.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Shepard (F) - Complete
Parallax by fortunesque reviews
Everyone knows that Shepard and Kaidan are in a relationship... too bad they didn't get the memo.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,207 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
The grusome in the glee club by iamQuoz reviews
The members of the glee club, along with others are suspects in a vile murder! The Bones gang come to solve the case Story REVAMP
Crossover - Bones & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009
Armor by fortunesque reviews
It protects Shepard, yet it has a tendency to inconvenience her. Little does she know that it does so much more. Shenko
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Shepard's little sister reviews
Hey,continuing this on. Considering making it a full story now. So what happens when commander Shepard, bad ass of the galaxy, is told her little sister is coming aboard the ship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F), Garrus V.