Occultahide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for South Park. Hello World! I suppose I should introduce myself: I bow my head, bending my body forward until my short red hair obscures my face "I am Occulta. I will humbly oblige to any of your callings, as long as thou wishes, My Ducky." I lift my face, flashing you a charming smile before standing erect once more. "Now, my lovely, help yourself to any of my None exist stories.~" Stories to come: Stories In Progress: -A Euro-trips Complications(Dedicated to Animegrl421!;D): (Posted Chapter 2! Now working on Chapter 3!) -What If...: A fan-fiction based off another fan-fiction created by the horribly dirty mind of Animegrl421. (Even if I inspire some of it! ;D) Thanks to my two reiewers, Animegrl421 & Aisyy! You don't know how much it means to me for you to take time out of your busy Fanfiction schedules to review! Thanks again! |
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Rotten by AndThenIDied reviews
It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,133 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Sous le masque de Mysterion by Madji reviews
Un mystérieux super-héros apparait pour protéger sa ville de la montée de la criminalité. Qui est-il? Pourquoi ne veut-il pas se démasquer? Comment fait-il pour toujours survivre lors de ses combats? Kyle aimerait bien le savoir et il n'est pas le seul...
South Park - Rated: M - French - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 269,656 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Kyle B., Mysterion
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by f000se reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Cultivation by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle ends up in a secret room at Kenny's house that leads to a dark discovery. Too bad when the police show up, nothing is there. Kenny is telling everyone Kyle's insane while everyone just agrees, even as Kyle tries to tell them it's quite the opposite. Is he really insane? And what's with this cult of supposed immortals? CultLeader!Kenny, Insane!Kenny, (Bad)ImmortalHunter!Kyle K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Cursed by scarylolita reviews
Kenny is tired. He's tired of living, dying, and everything in between. Kyle wants to help, but unfortunately, Kenny isn't the only one in South Park with problems. K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,988 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Extra Cream Please by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Craig's had Tweek on his mind for a few weeks unable to pinpoint exactly whats been in his heart. He finally moves in for the kill, putting Tweek between a wall and a 'hard' place.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Intervention by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Dougie watches far too much, notices too much, and does nothing. - Minor!slash, Minor!hints of abuse, fluff, I don't know the real title of this pairing so here are random ones: General Chaos, Professor Disarray, Dotters - Oneshot, Rated for the hints.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Dougie, Butters S. - Complete
Complaining is for the Goth Kids by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Oneshot smut - Stan keeps coming to Kenny to complain about how much his life sucks without realizing that typically-carefree Kenny is hurting too. -Stenny, Stan/Kenny slash, Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kenny, "Uke"!Stan, Sex, Oral, Breathplay
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
I Hate You by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Oneshot- Kyle and Cartman can't stand each other. Not one bit. - Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kyle, "Uke"!Cartman, Sex, slight S&M play, Restraint, use of sex toy, exhibitionism, oral, biting
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Cut the Ties by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Wendy is fed-up with Bebe's sexual endeavors. Craig thinks it's better to ignore the situation entirely. - Oneshot, Crendy, Craig/Wendy, pre-romance
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Craig T. - Complete
Eat You Alive by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
30 Day OTP Challenge by Ditz with a Pen reviews
This is now I collection of oneshots from my 30 Day OTP Challenge! A oneshot a day will be posted for the pairing of Kenny/Kyle! Each chapter title will be the challenge title. The chapters vary from rated K to rated M or even NC-17 as chapters add, each rating and warning will be posted at the head of each chapter. - K2, Kenny/Kyle, Ratings will vary.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Jealousy by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Why is Kenny always looking at Kyle? Were they doing something together? Stan didn't know, and as he kept telling himself to give up on the entire thing, he found it bothered him more than he originally let on. - Slash, Stenny Stan/Kenny , Rated for language!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Up in Smoke by Ditz with a Pen reviews
TWOSHOT now by request- Craig, Kenny, and their conversations combined with their smoking habits. Part Two: I'd Come For You - Rated T for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Himerus and Eros by HarvardDropout reviews
With Stan married and not wanting to continue their affairs, Kyle doesn't know what to do anymore. Now that Stan's out of the way, will Kenny finally get his chance to prove his affection to the stubborn redhead, or will Kyle just refuse to let Stan go?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,490 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Style by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Short oneshot fluff of Stan and Kyle looking for an outfit for Kyle. Rating for language. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Numb by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle's life takes a turn for the worse after he announces that he's gay to his parents. His home life falls apart. When he gets the chance to leave, he takes it. With only a guitar on his back and his wits, will he be able to survive in France? SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,668 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe
Small Sanctuary by Soltian reviews
Craig steals an abandoned garage, and decides to share it with one person.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Redlocks and the Three Beds by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Pure Smut between multiple/Kyle with minor plot! Warnings: SLASH, Double Penetration, minor BDSM, minor breathplay, etc. etc. -Characters participating: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Christophe - Also, everyone involved is age of consent! NC-17
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Scientific Experiments by Purple Glass Roses reviews
Kenny proves to Kyle that he does understand the value of a quality education. K2, very brief mentions of Stendy
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mute by Courtanie reviews
Kenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Band Drama by Ditz with a Pen reviews
The boys are in a band with Christophe Ze Mole as the manager. Drama unfolds as pasts are revealed and Kyle is in the center of it all. Pairings created by poll vote. Slash! NOW EDITED-JULY 6th 2011
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,198 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Kyle B.
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Spare me your Pity by Courtanie reviews
Kenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 299 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Balm for Social Failure by uberneko-zero reviews
L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,452 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by BeebeeThurlow reviews
This is yet another of those fanfics where people type humorous scenes pertaining to unwritten rules that shouldn't be broken, and the consequences of what happens when they are. Enjoy! Rated M... for safety more than anything else. x3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P.
Drinking games with Golden Liquid & Silver Goblets by Hitomi-taichou reviews
In a promise to get the Golden Boy and Ice Prince to realise their feelings, newly allied friends put together a night of schemes, alcohol, and a simple game called 'I never...' M for language and later chapters HP/DM SF/BZ maybe others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Michael Jackson, Killed By Kira! by EternityEchoes reviews
L and Light are sitting up one night, when Thriller comes on the radio, L starts singing, and Light gets really annoyed. So, he goes into the bathroom and writes 'Michael Jackson' in the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/11/2009 - L, Light Y.
PRO by kyleisgod reviews
Only Kenny can teach Kyle how to survive being poor. Friendship fic. Based on ep 1301.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fateful Encounter by EmeraldRoseSheeba reviews
On hiatus. Roxas and Riku couldn't be any happier dating each other. They even got voted as cutest couple of the year last year. But what happens when the school holds a pep rally...And they meet two gorgeous transfer students? Rated M just in case.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Roxas, Axel
A Question Without An Answer by Gaarasgurl666 reviews
Y/N What are you doing?" "Questioning Mello's sexuality." "Why?" "Curious." To bad Matt would never know the outcome of your little experiment.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,950 - Follows: 5,461 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
In Your Arms, I'll Do My Homework by Get Your Own Hanyou reviews
AU. Yaoi. SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto are doing homeowork. Naruto needs help understanding, and Sasuke's there to help. CHECK OUT THE SEQUAL! In Your Arms, I Failed my Homework
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Your Arms, I Failed My Homework by Get Your Own Hanyou reviews
THE SEQUEL TO: In Your Arms, I'll Do My Homework YAOI! SASUXNARU! Naruto had Sasuke 'help' him with his homework last night. Too bad, I geuss he failed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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What if reviews
A little one-shot, based off my little hasi Antoinette's FF 'Band Drama.' What if that night at the hotel had turned out a little differently? Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
A Eurotrip's Complications reviews
Kyle and the gang are celebrating High School graduation in the best way possible-with a euro-trip! But when trouble stirs and the City of Love lives up to its name, will Kyle be able to leave? Rated M for later chapters. A horrible summary, I know
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe