Hi! My former pen names- pinkturtle, Lying Is The Most Fun.

"Uh! I wanna hear...everybody in this place go fuck themselves. Because I get told daily...to go fuck myself. So I wanna hear what it sounds like. I'm usually pretty quiet when I'm doing that, so I need you help me out. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! holds mic to crowd Lemme here ya go Ah! Ah! Ah! AH! AH! AH! AH!"
"Okay, I wanna hear you all fuck youselves. You know, I go fuck myself on a daily basis. Here's what it sounds like...Now, Dont really touch yourselves, just make it sound convincing. Ladies, you're gonna be spending most of the rest of your lives doing this. Here, i'll help you. This is what it sounds like...uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh lemme hear you go UH, UH, UH UH UH!" --Gerard Way

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc,and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started writing one story/idea and ended up writing something totally different, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Current Song Obsessions- MCR!!

FIC NEWS!

I deleted all of my fics. So, yeah. I'll put new ones up eventually. Maybe.