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Joined 11-19-07, id: 1425248, Profile Updated: 12-02-08

Random Facts About Me:

Name- Why would you want to know

Gender- (no duh) female

Favorite Books- Twilght, New Moon,Eclipse, Sarah Dessen novels, and such

Movie-Titanic (it always makes me cry), and Legally Blonde

Lives- not gonna tell you.ok, ok i won't be harsh. let's just say i live somewhere in the world. ha. does that narrow it down? i think not.

Food- i am sooo negative. i only have foods that i don't like. Ex. fish and that icky slimely crappy junk

Loves:

random sayings

imperfection (other peoples) yah, i don't like perfect people. they intimidate me

swimming

tennis

school

SHOPPING!!

hot cocoa (my sister has the BEST recipe)

reading

reading fanfictions

In-and-Out (they have great burgers!)

the net

dachshunds (they are sooo cute!!) if you don't know what they are they are those wiener doggies

my iPod

MUSIC!!

smiley faces :) :D :O xD

11/21/07

Ahhh!! Happy Thanksgiving folks. Enjoy your turkeys and mashed potatoes. Lucky everyone in this world except me ; I have to go to the dreaded Uncle's house. :screams:

3-14-08

Happy Pi Day everyone:D

3.14!!

my sister and i are math freaks.

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609...

yeah, i think that's about it. :D

:D

Copy and Paste Thingies:

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (i hate abercrombie and fitch!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, NarnianAslan, Readerfreak10, Any1there4me, Liv-Luv-Laff-4-Life, EleFun.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.(They're out to get me!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!(and most are different lockers that you have had)

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile( always!)

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

After reading the part where Edward leaves Bella, I wanted to kick Edward REALLY REALLY HARD but didn't for three reasons (a.there is no real edward :boo-hoo: b. it would have no impact on him c.WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KICK EDWARD??)

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Love can come in many different colors.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

If you think they need to re-cast the role of Edward, copy and paste this into your profile. (grrrrrr. my sister and I hate robert pattison. we prefer hayden christensen)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A girl once asked a boy "Do you like me?" He said no.

"Am I pretty?" He said no.

Then she said "If I were to walk away, would you cry?" And the boy said no.

Then she said "If I were to to die would you cry?" And the boy said no.

Then the girl said she had heard too much, and turned to walk away, the boy caught her hand and said

"I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, You're beautiful. If you were to leave I wouldn't cry, I would die. And if you were to die i wouldnt die my life would have ended with you because you are my life."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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The End...

For Now.

Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun.

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Or Not by politik780 reviews
Just Listen - Owen's Point of View. **UPDATE** Please read!
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2007
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
The Volturi Application by Alunamai reviews
It's a job application designed to make the person who fills it out go bananas. What happens when Edward fills it out and what are his thoughts as it thoroughly makes him angry. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007
The Language of the Blood by katiebug5 reviews
We know about Bella's past in Arizona with her mother... we know about Edward and his influenza, Emmett and his bear, Alice and her asylum, Carlisle and his, um, paintings. But what about Esme? How can we know so much and yet so little? This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,778 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Sunrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
He looked pointedly at my wrist, then he locked his eyes with mine again. His expression was carefully blank, but his eyes held an emotion that I couldn’t place. All he said was, 'That’s why you’ll regret it.' ::sequel to Moonrise.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,197 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Revelation by Emmy131 reviews
This Lullaby. What exactly was Dexter thinking when he found out that Remy, Ice Queen extraordinaire, had bought plastic ware for him? He might be a bit scatterbrained, but no way would he let Remy's excuses keep him from a huge revelation. Oneshot
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Roses, Butterflies, and Seashells by cheriepie89 reviews
When he was thirteen years old, Edward Masen received a rose. When he was ten, Jacob Black chased a butterfly, and when she was seven, Bella Swan wanted the pretty seashell that was just beyond her reach.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Moonrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
It's been nearly eighteen years since Bella was changed, since Cara was born and given away. And now Edward and Bella's daughter is realizing that she's not going through your average teenager moodswings. It's something else entirely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Something to Bite On by katiebug5 reviews
It was a slow night at the hospital, but that was no surprise. Nights were usually quite dead around Columbus Hospital, no pun intended.... Carlisle and Esme's meet cute, from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Monster by LovelyPriestess reviews
[COMPLETE] Esme’s past included an abusive husband… What if that 'husband' had been unknowingly turned into a vampire, and he’s come back, more than seventy years later, to reclaim his wife? After all, they were never 'properly' divorced. [E x C][B x E]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,499 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Plastic People, Perfect World by Kiljoy reviews
Claire's Ken doll gets a little too close to the fire, and Jacob sympathizes with him until he starts taking on the traits of a certain bronze haired vampire. [Complete] Disclaimer: I own none of it, it's all Stephenie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Starrs Shine on Stormy Nights by mur xo reviews
This Lullaby Dexter x Remy fic. A scene that was missing from the novel.
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Collide by Bri and Aly Inc reviews
Basically a oneshot RemyXDexter fanfic for this Lulaby. A romantic little take on a contest that gets out of hand. Read & Review. Total and complete fluff. By Aly
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Another Day, Another Park by Appy4la reviews
Sequel to Amusement Parks with the Cullens. The Cullens and Bella are back, now with some new twists! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete