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Joined 09-12-06, id: 1132508, Profile Updated: 02-19-09

Hi. Call me Lethe. I'm female, 18, and I live in Sydney. I'm currently working full time so I can leave for a year of adventure in Europe before I study science at university.

I love comedy. British comedy, Australian comedy, even some American comedy

Some of my favourites:

The Mighty Boosh
The IT Crowd
The Chaser
Simon Amstell
Hamish and Andy
Steven K Amos
Tim Minchin
Chris Lilley
Ross Noble
Dave Hughes
Lano and Woodley
Russell Brand
Rove
The Gruen Transfer
Spicks & Specks
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Peter Hellier

Favourite Quotes:

"Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn't there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?"
- Holly (Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception)

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Moss: Smartie cereal.
Jen: Oh my god, I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal.
Moss: They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.
- The IT Crowd

"Memory is RAM!"
- Moss, The IT Crowd

Howard: Just imagine the headlines; "Howard Moon, colon, Explorer." Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Vince: "Colon explorer"? I think that's got the wrong ring to it.
- The Mighty Boosh

Vince: Where could she be? How do we find an old lady?
Howard: An old Comanche Indian saying; "The best place to hide a leaf is in the forest."
Vince: You think she's in the forest?

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Come What May by AluminumMuse reviews
There's something wrong with Artemis. Holly needs to fix him so he can get back to saving the world. Easier said than done. Questions remain: what is AMN, really? What do they want with the fairies, and- dear God- what have they already done to Artemis?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
It Started With the Dance by rainbowpanget reviews
What has been happening since Holly's return? Why have there been odd cases popping up in succession? And why is Trouble Kelp pacing? Find out. R&R T/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Requiem for Genius by JuliennePotato reviews
Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
A Conversation With Death by hopelily reviews
Death is a fickle thing. Or rather, a fickle person. And she LOVES to play games.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Guilt by hopelily reviews
Everyone has a secret, a part of their past that they're not too proud of. For Julius Root, that choice earned him the title of the youngest ever LEP commander but lost him his dearest friend. And now, many years later, he seeks repent. No, I don't own it
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
War by KingOfTheRock reviews
Fairies always tried to stay hidden from human eyes. But what happens when an FBI agent discovers Grub Kelp? AU the Opal Deception never happaned and so did the mindwipes on TEC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Trouble K., Artemis F.
Der Letzte Tanz by Lessa3 reviews
Crossover with Elisabeth, by Michael Kunze. On a routine mission with Holly and Mulch's detective agency, tragedy strikes and Death comes to take what is his...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Aquarium by Blue Yeti reviews
When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Be Well by made.of.bees reviews
As I'm sure you can tell from the title, this was inspired by The Opal Deception. In other words, I stole Root dying with his last words Be well and that's it. I actually like this one, so please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
Holly Short: The Suburbs of Haven by Trouble Kelp reviews
Holly goes to work, for just another day, which turns out to be qutie eventful when her home gets shot up while she is at work. That leads to a trip to the shopping mall. A totally random oneshot. [HollyTrouble]COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Changes by VanityBlue reviews
The third in a brilliant I hope new series. The sequel to Family tree. Trouble gets some news that flip his life upside down. FINISHED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Personal Truths by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Rumours about Holly and Trouble are flying everywhere. But, like the impressions they have of each other, they just aren't quite true.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete