Name: You may call me Akii, Kiki, Kiiryu, Kiku, etc. Obviously, this is not my real name. Yes, I realize it sounds very weaboo-ish, but I will not change it. It was given to me a long time ago and has become my official unofficial name.

Gender: Female

Age: 24

Hair: Black Cherry Red

Eyes: Brown

Piercings: Eleven

“Let no one think of me that I am humble or weak or passive; let them understand I am of a different kind: dangerous to my enemies, loyal to my friends.” - Euripedes, Medea

“Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,

Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths…

Of night and light and the half-light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet:

But I, being poor, have only my dreams

I have spread my dreams under your feet;

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.”

Favourite Colors: Silver, Black, Crimson, Forest Green, Purple, Neon Green, Clear.

Favorite Food: Yakisoba (or just noodles)/Mac 'n cheese/Rice balls/Pocky/California rolls/Cherries(the real kind, not the artificial syrupy ones)/ Iunno, good food? And green tea with lemon, but that ain't no food, yo.

XD

And Oolong tea, too.

Favourite Bands/Singers:
MIYAVI!!
GACKT!!
HYDE!!
YOSHIKI!!
S.K.I.N.
Sugizo
L'arc en ciel
An cafe
The Gazette
Malice Mizer
HIM
Dir en grey
Hinoi team
Basshunter
Yelle
Rammstein
P!nk
Silverstein
Duel Jewel
Kill Hannah
Alice Nine
Bullet for my Valentine
Utada Hikaru
Geoffrey Paris
Pantera
Jethro Tull
My Chemical Romance
Los Lonely boys
The Killers
Toshihiko Matsunaga
Queen
Weird Al
Full Blown Rose
Evanescence
Aqua
Moi dix Mois
Eiffel 65
Papa Roach
Kawabe Chieko
Due'le Quartz
Finger Eleven
Oasis
Limp Bizkit
Rascal Flatts
Enigma
Aerosmith
Megaherz
Bon Jovi
Storm sour
BeForU
Good Charlotte
Three Doors Down
Ayumi Hamasaki
Lee Jung Hyun
Linkin Park
Anti-flag
Mudvayne
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Nickelback
Toybox
Cake
Smashmouth
Frank Sinatra

and a lot of other stuff.

Favourite Ships: Harry/Voldemort, Harry/Draco, Lucius/Harry, Lucius/Severus, Remus/Sirius, Hermione/Luna, Luna/Ginny, Blaise/Draco, Kyo/Yuki, Akito/OC, Akito/Kyo, Yuki/Kakeru, Haru/Momiji, Hatori/Ayame/Shigure, Dark/Krad, Satoshi/Daisuke, Dark/Satoshi, Krad/Daisuke, Golden Pair, Thrill Pair, Pillar Pair, Inui/Kaido, Inui/Ryoma, Ryoma/Kevin, Fuji/Tezuka/Ryoma, Fuji/Eiji, etc.

Ships I Hate: Harry/Hermione, most Harry/Ginny, Severus/Minerva, most James/Harry, most Harry/Bellatrix, Harry/Narcissa, Harry/Patil twin, Harry/(fem)Blaise, etc. Yuki/Tohru, Shigure/Ritsu, ...? I'm sure there are many more that I just can't think of right now.

Harry Potternessess (Yes, I am very openly a HP fan. Laugh it up if you wish.):
House: Slytherin
Quidditch Position: Beater
Favourite Teacher(s): Severus, Remus, Minerva, Madam Hoot and Flitwick.
Classes: Potions, Charms, DADA, Tranfigurations
Hated Classes: History of Magic
Electives: Care of the Magical Creatures, Ancient Runes and Arithmancy
Hated Electives: Divination
Future Occupation: I can't speak of it! XD
Pet: Taipan, Black Mamba, Cobra, and a kitty! (Or two kitties)
Wand:
Left Hand- Black Ironwood base, Birch body, 10 1/4 inches, Chimaera scale and Unicorn tail.
Right hand- Elder base, Yew body, 13 inches, Runespoor fang and Ashwinder Ash
Animagus Form: Platinum fox
Patronus: Wolf
Element: Darkness, Heart, Fire, and Illusions.

I used to look out at the world and constantly be in fear of my future and what awaits me and when I will die. Then, I had an epiphany. There are literally an infinite amount of things that could kill you or hurt you. You could walk out your front door one day and trip and break your neck, or have a stroke, or be bitten by a spider you are deathly allergic to. Heck, you could just drop dead. That was when I realized just how amazing it is that I am still alive. Just the fact that I am not dead yet, after all these years and an infinite number of things that I could have died from, gives me a little bit of hope. If this can happen to seven billion people, who is to say we will never have world peace? Or a cure for AIDS, or cancer, or a world where everyone is equal? I think with those statistics, it a pretty possible outcome.

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

Earl Chesterfield: Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.

"Smart people will rule the world some day, but let’s let the stupid people have their run."

"You can’t choose your family, but you CAN choose the asylum you lock your family in." --Happy Bunny--

It's a small world. You gotta use your elbows a lot.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will see why I have dissmissed yours.

"The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do."

Tom Wilson
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.
Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Understand. I'll slip quietly away from the noisy crowd when I see the pale stars rising, blooming, over the oaks. I'll pursue solitary pathways through the pale twilight meadows with only this one dream: You come too.

If you don't understand my silence, you can't understand my words.

Soren Kierkegaard
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Edith Wharton
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

"Wishes: you can wish upon a star and your wish may come true unless that star is a meteor hurtling towards Earth soon to end all life as we know it. Then you're pretty much hosed. Unless your wish is death by meteor." - Demotivationals

Pearl S. Buck
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation.

Albert Einstein
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” – Plato

“We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day, and not so long ago, our consciousness was forced to deem it necessary.” -- Antonin Artaud

Albert Einstein
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.

Unknown
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with.

M.A. Kelly
What America needs is more young people who will carry to their jobs the same enthusiasm for getting ahead that they display in traffic.

"Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup."

Doris Mortman
Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have

Jason Jordan
True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

Big Bang Theory: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Just remember, if the world didn’t suck we’d all fall off.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Always proof-read carefully, to see if you any words out.

I didn’t steal this, it was ‘differently acquired’.

Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men.

The way the world under-estimates me will be my greatest weapon. People pat me on the head and I think to myself: Oh, won’t they be surprised?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

The last survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population.

I bet the main reason police keep people away from a plane crash is because they don’t want people going up to it and laying down and then when someone walks up, them pretending to wake up and saying ”WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!”

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I go to the persons house and ring the doorbell, and then when they answer it, I’m not there, but you know what is there? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in its head with a post-it saying YOU. Then I go home and feel better, no harm done.

I didn't lie--I was writing fiction in my mouth. (Homer Simpson)

Bumper stickers!!

Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.

When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing.

If you can see this car, my cloaking device is broken.

My cat ate your fish.

I'm just driving this because the kids kept falling off the broom.

Jesus saves. Allah forgives. C'thulu thinks you'd make a good sandwich.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

My other car is a BROOM!

HONK if you've never seen an Uzi shot out a car's back window.

(- I don't know where most of these came from, but I think they're funny and I thought I'd post 'em.)

(These are not Politically correct, and may be offensive to some people. They do not necessarily represent my views, but I found them to be entertaining. If you do not want to be offended by them, do not read them.)

Christianity: The belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

May the fetus you save be a Black Gay Wiccan Democrat.

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

Freya, goddess of Love and War: If you can't lay 'em, slay 'em!

Drop a pebble in the water: just a splash and it is gone; But there's a half-a-hundred ripples circling on and on and on, spreading from the center, flowing on out to the sea. And there is no way of telling where the end is going to be.

Drop a pebble in the water: in a minute you forget, But there's little waves a-flowing, and there's ripples circling yet, And those little waves a-flowing to a great big wave have grown; You've disturbed a mighty river just by dropping in a stone.

Drop an unkind word, or careless: in a minute it is gone But there's half-a-hundred ripples circling on and on and in. They keep spreading, spreading, spreading from the centers as they go, And there is no way to stop them, once you've started them to flow.

Drop an unkind word, or careless: In a minute you forget; But there's little waves a-flowing, and there's ripples circling yet, And perhaps in some sad heart a mighty wave of tears you've stirred, And disturbed a life that was happy where you dropped that unkind word.

Drop a word of cheer and kindness: just a splash and it is gone; But there's half-a-hundred ripples circling on and on and on, Bearing hope and joy and comfort on each splashing, dashing wave. Till you wouldn't believe the volume of the one kind word you gave.

Drop a word of cheer and kindness: in a minute you forget; But there's gladness still a-swelling, and there's joy a-circling yet. And you've rolled a wave of comfort whose sweet music can be heard. Over miles and miles of water just by dropping one kind word.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

Rudyard Kipling

“Now you have us, too,” Duo winked. “And we’re the guys you want on your team.”

“We’ll get our hands dirty,” Quatre said softly, “to help anyone who is being unjustly repressed and prejudiced against.”

“And Valuemart puritan guy is definitely of the bad,” Duo inserted with a smirk.

Harry choked.

“Um, Duo,” Quatre said, hiding a smile behind the palm of his hand. “I think that’s ‘Voldemort’.”

“Really?” Duo replied airily. “No wonder I keep having this image of a guy in a red vest attacking innocent civilians with his low, low prices.”

-Harry Potter and the Secret Link

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Itzika, Akii Ryuuha

Someone's boring me. I think it's me. (Dylan Thomas)

Sorry I couldn't make it to church--I was busy practicing witchcraft.

Equality is a myth. Women are better.

Your face is like the sun--not because it is beautiful, but because I can only look at it for a minute.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Don’t play dumb with me. I'm better at it.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I look stressed!

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Whoso loves, believes the impossible.

Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run away... he hates that.

More stuff... XD

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an ARSONIST.