hentai-kat
Name: Katelynn Elric, or Hentai kat (uuuuhhhhhaaaa. you guessed it. I'm 1/4 white bitch, 2/4 indian bitch, and 1/4 pervette...mmwwwwaaahahahahaha! ) Age: 15 and toatally sexy(no, i do not go around saying "toatally"...) Me: summed up: tall and sexy. I am 5 foot 9 inches, And skinny, but not anorexic. I have about 15 shades of blonde/brunette in my hair, along with electric blue highlights. I'm a huge bitch. All my friends know it. ;p i love to bug the shit out of people, especially when they know they can't do anything about it. I hate kikyo. plain and simple. never liked her, don't like her, and never will like her. I hate kuwabara, tambien. he's just about the dumbest anime charachter i have ever seen. you can tell by his face and voice that he's not japanese. i don't really hate neji, but the world can only wonder whether he's a boy or a girl. I hate lemon flavored gum, my brother, and those things... i think they're called boy friends. well all they want to do is have sex, then they leave you. I have this joke about how my boyfriend has 93 virginities to his name... I love Naruto! even though his next meal is all he thinks about instead of hinata... i love smileys! i can't live without em. I love pokemon, too! I like Full metal alchemist, fushigi yuugi(for those of you who like romance manga, i HIGHLY, HIGHLY recomend Fushigi Yuugi It's better than inuyasha! ), One piece, yu-gi-oh, and any film by hayao miyazaki. "you're 20, and the most disturbing moment in your life is when your 5 year- old daughter asks you "mommy, what's a condom?" me Fire in the hole! sweet...I've always wanted to say that!!!"brother's comic book "hold my beer and watch this!" My dad then goes and runs into the screen door. My dad when he does something stupid. "God gave men a brain and a penis, but he only gave them enough blood to use 1 at a time." my friend.thanks, tess! "Do you speak mexican?" noone knows "May the force be with you...but mostly with me."-me "When i die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass." "you: Hola! Tu habla Espanol? Me: Hey bandejo, Me no comprendo. Me Stupid American Touristo." "Yeah. Hold that thought. I'll be back eventually, after i have a couple of kids. wait here."-me. "It's always funny to ask an English-only speaking teacher: Oi! fea! Es usted una pinche bandeja?-me in math class on the 19th" "Have you ever noticed how anyone going faster than you on the freeway is a maniac, while anyone going slower than you is a jackass?" "Did you ever notice how dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but as soon as they get in the car, they stick their head out of the window?" "I knew that...I think..."- me after every brainfart "If you want to speak good spanish, all you need to know is how to say hi, bye, you're an ugly bitch, and good night." "Oh, yeah, well i'm smarter...er...er..est!" Beware...I have eyes in the back of my horns..."-me everyday |
