Wasup, people? Snowshine here, and just remember that I love you all, so don't be afraid to talk to me, give me advice, or let me know how I'm doing on my stories. Speaking of which, I only have 1 story so far, but I'm working on a few that im sure you're all going to LOVE!!! ;)

I'll mostly be writing warriors spoofs, but I might throw in the occasional Twilight, Hunger Games, or anything else that I might dream up.

My partners in crime... At the moment, Maplepaw46 and Shadowpaw58, so be sure to go check them out! We'll probably end up with a few spoofs soon... BE PREPARED FOR THE WORK OF PSYCHO CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS!!!!!

A little about me...

I love reading, singing, writing, and hanging out with friends. I'm generally a very friendly person, so it must be a serious offense if I get mad at you. Example- I sat on Maplepaw46 yesterday for insulting One Direction... Wait, did I say that out loud?

So yes, I love 1D... GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

I also love music, but I hate Justin Bieber. Don't hate on me for that, its just my opinion. However, don't mention him AT ALL to Maplepaw46, or she'll tear your throat out... Just ask Shadowpaw58, she's definitely had some bad experiences with that...

Speaking of Justin Bieber...

98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower and was saying he was gonna jump. Post this if you're one of the 2% that would be sitting on the couch eating popcorn shouting, "Do a flip!"

95% of girls in the world would cry a river if Justin Bieber were chosen for the Hunger Games. Repost this if you're one of the 5% who would volunteer to chase him around with a (very!) pointy stick.

And now, let me share some of my favorite sayings from Maplepaw46 and friends...

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in peoples eyes 8)

Dont follow in my footsteps. I'm known to run into walls

Some people say the cups half empty. Some say its half full. I say "Are you gonna drink that?

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ;)

I didn't slap you. I high-fived your face.

Dont think of yourself as ugly. Think of yourself as beautiful monkey.

Warning: Highly Flammable Liquid is code for 'pour this on something, light it, and see what happens. 8)

I'm not clumsy the floor just hates me.

People say its impossible to live without love. I think oxygen is way more important.

When in doubt, push random buttons!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I'm not lost, I'm making up my own directions.

When life gives you lemons trade them for a melon, then trade that for a plate, then trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a TV, trade the TV for an Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for an expensive garden gnome(I can do what I want!), trade the garden gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies... wait where is this going again?

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic. ;)

Real Friends Fake Friends:

Fake Friends: Call you on their phone

Real Friends: Yell out the window

Fake Friends: Knock on your door

Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'm home!!!!"

Fake Friends: Try to act sane around you

Real Friends: Drink 3 cups of coffee before you hang out

Fake Friends: Hate Justin Bieber with you

Real Friends: Kidnap him and let you torture him

Fake Friends: Will be crying at your funeral

Real Friends: Will be sitting in jail for murdering the person who killed you

Fake Friends: Will lend you their umbrella

Real Friends: Steal yours and yell " RUN GIRL RUN!!!!!!"

Fake Friends: Bust you out of jail

Real Friends: Sit in your cell with you and say "That was fun"

Fake Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Real Friends: Will be the reason they're chasing you

Fake Friends: Never eat your food

Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Fake Friends: Will pick you up when you fall

Real Friends: Pick you up and trip you

Fake Friends: Offer you a soda

Real Friends: Spill it on you

Fake Friends: Pick you up when you twist your ankle in gym

Real Friends: Tell you to man up

Fake Friends: Will help you when you are lost

Real Friends: Will give you bad directions and break your compass

Fake Friends: Think youre sane

Real Friends: Hold a gun when they're near you

Fake Friends: Will try not to embarrass themselves

Real Friends: Sing about bunnies in the hallway

Fake Friends: Will say they're your BFF

Real Friends: Say they hate you everyday and stick their tongue out at you (guilty) 8)

Fake Friends: Have sleep-overs with you

Real Friends: Stalk you in your sleep 8) (scared yet) *maniacal grin*

Fake Friends: Say in gym "Dang its hot!! I wish it would rain" and give you some of their water

Real Friends: Splash water on you and yell " DO THE RAIN DANCE!!!!!!!! "

Fake Friends: Forgive you when you say something mean

Real Friends: Hit you in between the shoulder blades with a water bottle and threaten to rip out your tongue and slap you with it

Fake Friends: Will calm you down when your boyfriend dumps you

Real Friends: Will toilet paper his house

Fake Friends: Argue about serious things

Real Friends: Start yelling at you about rubber ducks

Fake Friends: Comfort you when you are losing your voice

Real Friends: Laugh and say you sound like an old woman MAPLEPAW!!!)

Fake Friends: Say they like this

Real Friends: Have this on their profile

What Warriors Has Taught Us.

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
Cats can have accents.
Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather?
No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.
There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost.
Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.
Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.
Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
Its possible to complain about anything.
All barn cats are weird.
Happy endings are completly unrealistic.
No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy...Jayfeather...
Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.
The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.
Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. *looks at Firestar* Yourself included.
The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.
Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.
Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
Don't mess with beavers.
Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon...
Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
Breaking the rules is bad.
Bending the rules is good.
If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.
If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing! (happens to me all the time *picks up my scissors* JK)
Lying is the most evil thing ever.
The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

ERIN HUNTER CANT COUNT... *cough* FIRESTAR *cough cough*

And, If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you. Yay!

And thats it for now... Peace out, love you guys, and hope to see you reading my fanfics soon!!!

Love, Snowshine37