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Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Prisoner of Azkaban and Deathly Hallows

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Prisoner of Azkaban

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? harry, Hermione and Ron...

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Ummm... Gryffindor...

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington aka Nearly Headless Nick :) Or if we're just talking non living inhabitants, Peeves. Because poltergeists are cool.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? McGonagall, She kicked butt in the last movie...

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Beater.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? I think beater...

Who do you want to make friends with? The Golden Trio, or Lily...

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione.. cuz she's so AWESOME!!

Why would she be your best buddy? Cuz she's smart and can have a good sense of humor.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Hermione, I'm sorta a nerd...

What pet would you get? An Owl..

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me living in Harry Potter and Twilight never being invented!

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Definately!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I would invite him inside and watch TV...

What would be his reaction to your reaction? He'd be happy.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry? Because he would understand...

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No, I don't like attention...

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? *bursts into song* I would go with Ron!!

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Man, this will take a while, Arthur, Molly, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Ron and Ginny. Go redheads!!

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Harry...

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Grey.

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Purple.

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red.

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver.

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Of course not! :D

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Save it for a rainy day. You never know when something bad's going to happen that I might need it.

Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS! No doubt about it.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus..

What would your Patronus take shape in? Dolphin...

What would be your Animagus form? Dragon... YAY!!

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts!!

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Both plus James.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Black!! DUH!

Hermione or Cho? Hermione. I want to punch Cho in her crap lousy face.

James Potter or Severus Snape? James!! :D

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid..

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Golden Trio, who wouldn't want to break into Gringotts and escape on a dragon?!!

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus is where it's at!

Harry or Ron? Harry, sorry Ron, you're awesom but...

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. She's awesome...I hate Phlegm.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione xD I don't really like Ginny, unless she's with Draco...

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Ugh, neither.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna! Luna rocks my socks. Cho sucks.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Ahh! I love Dumbledore AND Peeves!! Dumbledore though, just saying I love Peeves too.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? HONEYDUKES!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs.

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? I pick Cissy. Bella is on the top of my kill list for killing Sirius.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First...

Is this survey fun or boring? Loved it will all my heart. :)

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Harry Potter
2. Hermione Granger
3. Ronald Weasley.
4. Tonks.
5. Remus Lupin
6. James Potter
7. Luna Lovegood
8. Lavender Brown
9. Neville Longbottom.
10. Sirius Black
11. Lily Evans/ Potter.
12. Alice Longbottom.

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
James/ Lily Well, they end up married so yes.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tonks, umm.. not that way...

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Alice get Lavender pregnant, weird...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Neville, umm... not really...

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hermione and James, well, Lily would get jealous so no...

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Remus/Neville or Remus/Sirius Numero Dos...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Luna walks in on Hermione and Alice having sex way too awkward...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Ronald/Sirius
When Ron gets "attacked" by Sirius will they make friends? Bad.. right!

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Harry/Lavender umm.. no...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Luna/Alice Don't think there are any.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
If Tonks wanted to De-flower Harry umm.. I can't answer that...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Luna... that's just evil!!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ron het.. yeah I guess...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lily.. sure I mean she is pretty...

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/Tonks/Remus Tonks and Remus but Hermione sorry, Hermy you're Awesome.. but you gotta go...

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sirius Black... "don't kill me Lily!!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Lavender... umm... I set fire to the Rain!!

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/James/Alice... Alice should be Lily...

Warning: includes absolute awkardness...!!!

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Sirius on Hermione?... Umm... "Hey Mione wanna get a butterbeer?" I dunno!!!

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Remus Lupin like 2 days ago...

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
James... no clue...

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Lily shag Neville umm.. no she would be dead...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Ron and Luna... probably Ron...

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Harry and Neville are in a happy relationship until Neville suddenly runs off with Tonks. Harry, broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Lily, and a breif unhappy affair with Alice, then follows the wise of Remus, and finds true love with Ron...

Title: 'What Kind of Crack Was I On When I Wrote This?'
No one should read that...ever. Or write it.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Luna/Lavender... grossed out...

150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriate.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. "Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42? is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

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